Quitting this fucking meme drink. How do I get natty energy instead?

Quitting this fucking meme drink. How do I get natty energy instead?

You already know.

>that first sip

Get better sleep.

Why wouldn't you drink the best drink on Earth?

Lots of sleep

Drink semen

>implying coffee isn't natty energy
Why would you want to quit?
If you want to increase your energy levels, don't spend so much time in front of your computer and your phone.

>caffeine
>natty
pick one

by this failed logic protein isn't natty either

>protein
>drug
pick one

Newfag, autistic, or just fucking retarded?

>inb4 "why not all three?"

protein and caffeine are both natural substances that affect your body when you take em

the only retards here are the ones lacking in common sense

>caffeine
>natural
nice meme

I stopped drinking as well, friend. That shit fucked with my heart in ways that made me fearful to go ass to grass in the gym. Just substitute it with a sugary drink, or if you don't want processed sugars, start making fruit smoothies.

Drink coffee if you enjoy it, don't drink it too much and don't use a lot of sugar, stop being a faggot and do what you enjoy as long as you don't destroy yourself in the process.

/thread

I don't get what you're implying, what am I missing?
It's a fucking bean that you run hot water through

Newfags out in force tonight

studies have actually shown coffee drinkers live longer

amphetamine
seriously though, coffee isn't going to hurt you. it's what keeps capitalist society functioning. it's not a big deal.

>studies have shown
Weasel words.

Google it, there is a bunch of research in it. It actually sort of became a meme research topic last year or two years ago.

That just further proves it's not natty

>tfw newfag accusations are all i have left

try not eating, you'll find that your lifespan will shorten drastically

>samefagging this hard

Go the opposite way. Most people think they need to get more excited to have energy, but this is misguided. Most people are already too tense and only reach their limit fast that way.

Learn to relax profoundly instead. You'll your energy levels increase a great deal.

I recommend meditation for that.

False. People who live on a low calorie diet live longer than those that eat more - within reason, of course

...

There is no evidence calorie restriction does anything in humans.

meth

You can't quit coffee, user.

You can switch to decaf tho. It's not hard.