Get GF

>Get GF
>My ass is jucier than hers

Life is suffering

Same, except my ass is fat and squidgy and hers is much firmer.

Ditto.

Need to get her in the gym for skwats. Shes a pilates instructor so she thinks she works out already and shes not super motivated to do more.

fuck yourself

>start talking to qt3.14 azn
>go on dates for 3 weeks
>realize I never really checked out her body because her face was qt as fuck
>examine her features
>her ass is flatter than mine
>drop her

>get gf
>realize that I have a better job, best body and better taste in art
>slowly lose all attraction to her
>dump her a month later
I worked 2 hard to settle for some chick who eats chips and dip all day.

post pics senpai

>>Every time I come home from lifting legs gf squees over my butt and abs.
>>Every time I come home from lifting chest and arms or back and shoulders she's indifferent and inattentive.

WHY DO WOMEN HAVE SUCH SHIT TASTE IN MEN.

No bully

This is basically me but i'm in a shittier position
>2012
>me being skinnyfat just started working out
>get fit af gf with the roundest butt you've ever seen
>2016
>she stopped working out last year and gained 20+ pounds
>her ass is now pear shaped
>cellulite is not a turn off but it's present for the first time in years
>meanwhile I'm @ 92kg and 8% bf throughout the year
>I started to slowly resent her
>feel guilty since we were in a reverse position at the start of the relatoinship
>still dump her

single since then, haven't had sex in months

That's good though
bitches love glutes

no homo

Same. She always makes fun of me for having a bigger/better ass than her

how the heck do I get a juicy rear like that?
tips user, please.

Why did she stop working out?

Squats and having a black grandparent

wow, that's quite beautiful. continue posting

>dating girl
>5'2 bad tallness genes
>not nearly as educated as i am
>ass is flatter
>tiny tits
>kind of boring
>6.5/10 face
>keep dating her because i live in michigan and shes not overweight, therefor shes automatically a keeper
Sigh

>keep dating her because i live in michigan and shes not overweight, therefor shes automatically a keeper
>kek

short girls a fun as fuck in bed though, u can throw them around and shit

Unless youre dyel you can throw a taller girl too, it makes little difference but shorter girls are better for fucking since they are easier to throw around and no matter how big of a guy you are you will always feel bigger with a shorter girl

Damnit user, you made me want a short girl now

>liking lower body
>shit taste

you're the one with the shit taste m8

>>keep dating her because i live in michigan and shes not overweight, therefor shes automatically a keeper

Can confirm, Michfag here, slim pickins. Royal Oak area has some smokin hot Chaldeans that only date other Chaldeans

Im in livonia. People here are ugly as sin. My LA fitness can be absolutely packed and we'll still only have 5 or 6 7/10+ girls in the whole place.

Royal oak area is where most of the sexy tinder girls are, thats the one place i would have figured it wouldnt be so bad. Guess not heh

It is fun, i will say that much. She makes me wear condoms tho, my dick hates them and its almost not worth it.