How does your Veeky Forumsness protect you from a blade?

How does your Veeky Forumsness protect you from a blade?

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stomach fat stops the depth of the blade

i got one too and can swing harder

it doesnt, unless you can run away

how does your inferior gajin blade protect you from my tanto, faggot?

Develop your hypothesis

Mind muscle connections, increased mobility, faster than guy with knife, squat knife wielder for reps until he pukes

>nothing personnel

like this
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>using a small blade
>not using a katana
Veeky Forums may be able to protect themselves from a whimpy blade, buy not my katana. You see, I can practically slice DIMENSIONS with this thing. If I was in the anime Bleach, I would be in between Byakuga and Urahara. You guys are lucky I don't kill you all right now. I have so much power in this katana, it exceeds this earth's limit! Praise me now before it's too late. I get easily angered, and there is no god that will save you from my wrath. I am your god and only god. Bow to me.

Since the last time I got in a fight with anyone was at least 15 years ago, I really don't have to worry about it much at all. If such things are a reality where you live, then my advice is to MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE.
>2edgy4me, LOL

With a gun.

But how does your fitness routine develop a gun?

My big body will made me fearless, so i will be not afraid of using it.

Knives aren't deadly anymore

I will have enough strength to wear a bulletproof vest 24/7.

Okay, please get the biggest knife you have out of the kitchen and slit your throat on livestream were we can watch you miraculously not bleed to death.

>japanese blade technology
>stagnant for hundreds of years
pick both

That's a version of the FS fighting knife from WW2. Usually made wih shit steel because of the war but a great design non the less.
Specially designed for killing /pol/

I enjoy running, squats, dead lifts, and clean and press.
The other week i was being chased by someone who meant me harm. I ran up a hill, they couldn't keep pace on the incline, I got away.
Fucking love being able to run up a hill like it's flat ground

That's really more of a dagger than a knife desu

A blade has so very limited range and usually makes the aggressor have slower attacks than without a knife.
I just need to take advantage for an opening to disarm, beat up, and rob the guy.

A gun is a legitimate problem though.

Worst case scenario I can just run like hell. I've got speed and endurance, and I know most of Chicago pretty well.

>he thinks knife fights involve huge slow slashes

Good luck bud

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I will have a cadre of females or dyels surrounding me at all times, so if anyone tries to stab me one of them will be hit first, giving me ample time to react and disappear in a puff of whey.

By only working out one arm

>Japanese weapons
>Celts came up with the same shit literally 2000 years before
>Except they fucking kept improving it

Even Japanese martial arts are shit. I've done karate (11 years and counting) and kendo (almost 2 years) and they both pale in comparison to some of the WMA's I've seen.

Really makes you realise why white people fucking rule and conquer everything.

Implying I'm not neo

You say this

I handle the kick of my .45 alot better after years of putting on muscle.

I've been practice-stabbed so many times that blades no longer penetrate the scar tissue.

By staying at home with my two dumbells and never going out?

What the ever loving sweet sugary baby Lord Jesus is he doing.

Like this.

Don't be a stormweenie here

I can carry bigger blade

I box and carry OC spray.

Your little metal weapon will shatter upon my hardened flesh

Krav Maga is the only answer.

Martial artist + forensic knowledge here. If you run into a dude who pulls a knife. Fucking lol. He carries it because he needs it.

Dude will focus all his time trying to cut and gut you from one quadrant when normally you'd have to worry about kicks, punches from all quadrants. Circle away from his one threat and play around it.

With my diet I have heightened awareness so I can just catch his hand while he strikes. Once I have a grip on his hand he can't do anything to me anymore

See

You won't even see it coming

>Baboon Blaster 9000

>his muscles aren't hard enough to deflect knives

spot the dyel

One of my friends actually got killed during a fight because the other guy pulled out a knife and decided to repeatedly stab him. He claimed he was fearing for his life so he stabbed him multiple times. Judge said he was innocent, but we all knew that fucking prick wanted to kill him.

it's ByakuYa get it right uhuuhuhhhggggg

I love Get Tough and Fairbairne Sykes and Applegates other books but the knife itself is the most over rated weapon since ironically to your post the Katana.

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One thing I hate most about the times we live in is how everyone has become so sensitized to weapons. A knife shouldn't be a magic wand to pull out win fights.

Sure there's nothing you can do from being murdered but if I had the choice of being the fittest, strongest of two opponents or the one with the knife I'd choose the former every time.

That said I've done as much martial arts as lifting.

KEK

>bulletproof vest
>stopping a knife

Why do his abs have a clit

how will your blade protect you from my poleax, peasant?

My brain protects me from a blade

Be a weeaboo somewhere else, faggot.

>too intelligent to die
Also CAR
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My gains are so thick they're like armor.

By having muscles thicker than the lenght of the blade.

Ensures finger strength.

>>too intelligent to die
No, but too intelligent to get hurt by a blade

How to not get hurt by a blade:
Step 1: Don't get into knifefights
Step 2: Go to Step 1

Similarly, guide on how to not get shot:
Don't live in America

...

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The magic of the 2016 election, user.

my muscle fibers are intertwined in a very mysterious way that makes it impossible for a knife to penetrate my skin

I think he had in mind those with ceramic plates inside for bigger caliber.

Upper body strength, allowing you use a weapon chambered in a large enough round to effectively stop an attacker.

He's just shaking what his mama gave him.

Don't be a hater.

No lie, back when my dad was probably morbidly obese (5'10, probably 280-300) he was rototilling in his garden and it jumped up and tore the shit outta his belly. Had he not had such a thick layer of fat, it probably would've killed him

It also might have missed him entirely.
Or he wouldn't have lost control in the first place.

You fucking retard
The average knife as carried by a street criminal is 6 inches in length.

My calves are 7 inches thick on each side
My thighs are 10 inches thick on each side
My biceps are 12 inches thick on each side
My abs have a depth of about 20 inches
My chest is about 20 inches thick

The only way to penetrate my muscle is through either my neck, my wrists, my feet or my hands.

My neck is protected by my large chin and wide shoulders. Any attempt to stab my neck and I would just quite literally shrug it off sending my shoulder muscles into the blade. Attempt to stab my feet and you have to crouch so I simply kick ahead of me sending my calves into your face. Try to stab my upper arms or hands and I won't feel it due to the daily routine I perform to prevent blood circulating there so I can't feel pain (if you are wondering I tie a belt around my elbows then hold a push up whilst drinking soda from a bowl through a straw, it pushes my blood sugar up which speeds the flow of blood, which can't reach my upper arms and increases their blood hibernation)

Little boy, you can't harm me

>Step 1: Don't get into knifefights

>The only way to penetrate my muscle is through either my neck, my wrists, my feet or my hands.

Then I will penetrate you through your anus.
>and it won't with a knife

pepper spray and run away

underrated

I hope everyone realizes that if any chunk of your muscles are sliced off, they cannot grow back. You will be lucky if its just a snip. Those muscles differentiate during development and maturation and thats it.
You will literally lose gains and never be able to get it back.

Wrong

Won't see the flurry of low impact bitch shanks coming at me? Dude wouldn't make it through a fucking paper plate never mind any kind of bio mass.

Your only really vulnerable from knife wounds at the eyes, throat, and inside your limbs, and mr coward who needs a knife isn't going to be some specialist 8 agility knife catcher, he's going to realise the knife won't do a thing immediately to incapacitate anyone and he'll get fucked.

Ez pz

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same

friend was huge and got killed by some skinny white dyel

ony thing that can protect you from a knife is not getting into a situation where you are stabbed

Decapitate or incapacitate? You fucking retard. All they have to do is slash your skin open and then you will either scream in pain and run away and or bleed out.

Not that hard. Skin is easy to cut, if you don't believe me you should try cutting your wrists

>t. future Darwin award winner

By avoiding niggers

>Your only really vulnerable from knife wounds at the eyes, throat, and inside your limbs
I refuse to believe you're older than 12
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>How does your blade protect you from Veeky Forumsness?

Top kek

Too busy lifting rather than getting into knife fights.

yellow nigger

I hang out in gyms instead of crack dens.

Lifting weights makes it easier to pull the hammer back before I shoot the guy in the head, claim self defense, and continue my life.

Story?

>*teleports behind attacker*
>*lifts brim of fedora exposing one eye*
>"that knife makes you too slow bucko"
>Proceed to punch at the speed of light until attacker is bloody pulp

Daily reminder for all you faggots that think you can quick draw your CC

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Well, you could overpower your attacker.

If you have an especially thick jacket or just clothes in general, not all stabs or slashes with a knife will be effectual especially if you're moving, grabbing, and displacing. Now you DONT want to get stabbed or cut, but let's not pretend that every tap with a knife is lethal.

Unless you've got the drop, It's not that easy to kill someone who is fighting back, especially if they are much stronger than you.

For the most part, if you're physically capable you'll probably get out of the situation in one piece granted you don't get stabbed in a vital area, even then, your odds of living are still higher than if you had gotten shot.

>The mother

Nice try, shlomo

>eurocuck thinks he won't get shot by the pack of Albanians dealing meth down the street from his shitty government subsidized apartment

My armour protects me. What protects you?

someone tried to rob me with a knife so i kicked his face with a force of a thousand squats last night
needless to say that i broke his jaw and almost killed him before calling 911

>Bleach

I prefer oxyclean because it is safe on colors, too

(Rip in peace Billy Mays)

Legal definition of dagger is a double edged knife

listen up son

I live in texas, and texas law says I can shoot anybody approaching me in a threatening manner.

If I wasn't carrying my excellent cardiovascular would allow me to run to the trunk of my car, equip my assault rifle and body armor and re-engage my assailant with a tactical advantage.

I own a successful firearm/tactical channel, so I know what I'm talking about here.

kek

The truffle shuffle.

I live in a first world country.

That's what my gun is for.