What do I say??

What do I say??

Request photographic proof.

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Resist the temptation to make a joke and be the sensitive fuccboi she wants you to be

as long as its less than whatever she;s saying ur good

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"When you're lying flat on your back I can help support the weight, and you'll need that help because you'll be breathing hard anyway [winking emoji]"

"bring the movies"

then u fug

>it's also gonna be hard to breathe with my dick in your mouth

>are you an archaeologist? I...

> (OP)
>Request photographic proof.
Fpbp

Tell her to lose some weight. Stop talking to hamplanets

"Can I fuck your tits before they get cut off?"

let's fuck

"How the fuck can 20 lbs of flesh on your chest make you breathe?"

>20 lb
My ex was overweight and had big tits and they were 2kg each, max. I call bullshit on this unless she is 300kg. Also, dem excuses.

Your ex was a titlet lol 20 lbs is normal if you've ever been with a real woman you'd know

Drop your Samsung before it explodes

Tell her to get bigger tits and hyperventilate to make mad chest gains.

"Bitch I want all 300 pounds of you on my chest ASAP get over here right quick"

you can lay down completely flat on my face

10lb per tit
Seems excessive, also how do you even measure it

>I guess missionary is out of the question then.

Arent people supposed to join dating sites to advertise themselves?

"damn. Lots of women pay a shit ton for breasts that big"

I'm gonna motorboat them like there's no tomorrow

Wat do i say? She was too hot and i assumed it was a bot. How to salvage

this

i mean

everyone knows that mobility is important as fuck. and its a professional approach to lifting unlike squats and oats, which might be correlateable with the pic related, and its obviously shitpost bait, but, how retarded might be a person to open a thread like this. is this, fun? did yo think, aha i have a funny idea for a thread! do you consider yourself smart? what is your place on social hierarchy? how old are you? what major are you studying? dont tell me you are not collage age, older or younger both would be devastating for different reasons. did you consider suicide? im waiting.

You were right, you are autistic.

This is my new favorite meme

Tell her effect is a noun and that she meant to use affect.

just answer with #?

you did fine. Why do autists overthink everything? If it doesn't work out just go to the next dumb bitch.

"affect*"

You put Them on a scale. If theyre that big, they have to be saggy. Real breasts are not like you see in porn dummy.