Post no-homotivation

mmmm dat bubblebutt.

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i want to be dragons dogma protagonist mode. god fucking damn i waited too long in life. bodies like this are made to chase adventure and lust after women. i give no fucks about sex anymore and the world has jaded the fuck out of me.

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Gotta have potassium Veeky Forums!

Much homo

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I want to take turns alternating between fucking the stupid out of him and him fucking the stupid into me.

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youtu.be/cdL6BjupD1E

tfw no bros to eat celery with

instagram.com/p/BMtsveYBYGP/

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source?

After finally getting with a qt grill, after years of virginity, ain't nothing better than her presenting her ass to you with the words 'i want doggy', and you not being able to keep your dick up. And you're now daydreaming about sucking actual dick

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is paul natty?

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>tfw you'll never have a 10/10 alpha bf

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Paul's ass just looks so weird and unnatural to me

Brehs

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>no homo
there exists a line and you've passed it

how does one achieve pic related?

What is this shit I wanna see cock... n-no homo

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breh

I'm a fag and I find that man extremely gross. Every hair plucked out like a dead chicken, absurd-looking roid-filled muscles, the general gross texture of his skin, yikes. Such a bonerkill.

faggot

T. hairy fat ass
You sound like one of those women who bitches about anyone attractive

>tfw you will never be a 10/10 bf

weird i find him really hot, his name is Beau Warner

It's Beau Warner
you're welcome

>tfw have body hair
>come to this thread
>see well groomed aesthetic body hair
>slightly chub up

Is it weird that this thread is full of my "goal body hair"?

>women like hairless, kek. Women are cucks

What are you? Gay?

Dat 70sbig bulge brehs

No homo hamstring goals

fucking hell
I can deal with the stretch marks of dedication on the upper body but these...

jeez this pec looks so tight from side since 0:06 also those popping vains at lats. big turn on full homo

I mean in second webm ...

Saying no homo doesn't make it less homo you fags.

>tfw you ywn have a bf

don't post that nasty shit here please

rugby 5 times a week for 5+ years

>started squatting just the bar +25's
>now at a plate and a half
>same with bench

A...am I guna make it bros?

>benching as much as you squat

nigga you disproportionate

No I completely agree. His muscles looks so fucking weird but I can't put my fingers on how exactly.

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Think this may be the last straight guy on Veeky Forums

Not him but I squat more than I bench :(

Same here. He's one of those guys where I "get" that he's hot, but just not to me.