POST-WORKOUT SEX/MASTURBATION/HORNINESS

>Trap

Nigga you gay as fuck

REEEEE I GET NERVOUS

whatever you say faggot nigger

>Lootz will never be your gf

feelsbadman

Name a couple breh. I'm getting kinda bored of Natalie Mars desu. Crushing hard on Sue Lightning atm sadly she's just done scenes where she sucks cock.

When I spot a gym qt I always get a raging urge to eat out her sweaty pussy and ass.

Am I high test?

Just have a fap over Chastity Lynn

Goal girl.

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I don't want to be that guy, but that girl needs to trim her bush.

why? because a virgin on Veeky Forums thinks so?

Im not him but i also prefer girls to be hairless downstairs since its cleaner and better looking

> hairless pussy
> high test
Pick one

Is that who this qt is?

>not prefering a groomed landing strip
Fucking homo

>Hair getting stuck in your teeth

be honest, has that ever even happened to you?

Not teeth but in my mouth, yeah. Shit's distracting.

When eating her out it does rub against my nose so yeah, hair is getting in the way
Shaved is alot better

stop trying to make us gay, satan

NNah g, youre gay

Yeah, the more alpha you feel, the more you feel like you could just crush any pussy in your vicinity.
It'S awesome, but it sucks cause you really can't do that and know it.
tfw gf so I at least have someone to fuck

>post-workout sex/horniness
Today I was lifting, and between sets my gf would stop whatever she was doing and give me blowjobs.
Definetly had a somewhat bad impact on my lifts (fucking gains goblin) but I managed to lift what I had to lift.
The post-workout sex was fucking explosive, though.

>your gf
>not your gymbro

fucking fag

>not lifting at home

I feel like this is such a weird thing to complain about, but her hands are just... off. They look like a man's hands and very veiny

Gay

was it easy to get the bj?

If you're horny and your first instinct is to go on grindr, you are fucking gay

Look up legendarylootz or w/e the fuck her name is on (((reddit))). It's a girl.

What if he said no homo and avoided eye contact?

This user knows listen to him

no-fap also is not medically recommended and can shrink your penis.

Yes. Took all of 10 minutes to set up and maybe 8 messages

>wasting precious protein directly after your workout

stay small weakling

Why didn't you just pick up the girl and go fuck her? Serious question. If you're horny and don't want to jerk off you ought to channel that shit into getting laid.

>Why didn't you just pick up the girl and go fuck her?
Rejection?
Wanting to fuck and getting to fuck rarely coincide for guys you know

Thanks for ruining it you faggot

Stop trying to justify your cowardice and go talk to her. You'll never get laid if you don't try.

>oh no there's hair on my nose eeeew

Really bruv?

I was with a girl who couldn't shave. It'd never grow back right. Thought it would be hot if I shaved her. Used a lot of cream, shaved with the grain and moisturized it (then rammed it into the ground). Next day it was full of razor burn. Didn't take me long to appreciate a well trimmed pussy after that.

Going down on a bit of hair is more manly than going down on a girl as bare as a child. Do you like licking child pussy? You're fucking sick.

Thought the exact same thing. Man hands as fuck. Seems like a really stupid little thing but it just irks me big time.

Get the feeling that she's got a busted face too. Real shame because everything else is on point.

I really like when a girl trims it really, really short. I call it stubble pussy.

It's fucking awesome coz it feels like you're having a really sloppy makeout sesh with a buff dude but no one can call you gay because you're eating pussy.

One of many 'no homo' loopholes.

I once heard a story of a starving child in North Korea who picked through cow shit, found an undigested kernel of corn, and ate it.
This post is the life sustaining corn in the pile of shit that is fit because it made me chuckle.
Also u got dubs and I like that too.
If I get a five were all getting qt gfs

God dammit.

You guys are gayer than my roommate when he uses baby-voice with his girlfriend

>Do you like licking child pussy?

Do you really need to ask that question on Veeky Forums?

>Do you like licking child pussy? You're fucking sick
Not as much as I like them going down on me, of course

[Spoiler]Please Mr. FBI, I'm only kidding. Please don't send the van[\Spoiler]

you're supposed to eat the cum retard

>tfw I keep getting high after the gym and masturbating to really degenerate stuff
help

I'm him.

Anyone who has eaten pussy knows how gross a thick hairy bush is.

>Going down on a bit of hair is more manly
By that logic fucking men is the manliest of all since men on average have more hair than women
So go fuck men if youre so worried about being manly

>tfw hot sweaty, musky gay sex with BF after cardio
:3

THIS.
I love it after leg day to get rammed right in the gym showers while people walk by unaware with the bf.

Thank goodness for heavy curtains.

This is fucking genious. Im going to have my girlfriend start doing this. Thanks senpai.

iktfb

this is as fit as I like in a girl, more and it's ugly

source?

>2/3 week old pubes

hnnnng

Yeah. It's only good if it's "fresh" though like within a half hour after lifting after that the sweat becomes pure bootystank. That's a protip son.

Wow user that post was so gay my phone just attained a stance on bathroom signs and a penchant for bears simply for coming into physical contact with those words.

Source is legendarylootz. She is a redditer

I have no personal experience with this but I imagine this is how it would be so

I want to lick a fresh puddle of sweat off a girl's lower back so bad

I'll post here because once upon a time this place was Health and Fitness

I have a slight burning in my urethra and it feels like there is some blockage when I cum. Could it be an STD even though I haven't had sex for a year? Please help guys I am going to be having sex with a close friend soon.

just go see a doctor you mong.

C-Cody?

it might be an ordinary infection with a little swelling

but I would recomend going to the doc, you never know if it will go away on its own or if it will only worsen to a state where u need to amputate your dick

>asking Veeky Forums
>not a doctor

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If you isolate every "fit" grill's hands, particularly those who are athletes, they'll always look less feminine than your average girl's. I can live with that trade-off tbpqhwy

You came from a nigger .

Do No-Fap, but for exactly seven days. On the seventh day you shall do your heaviest workout and then Fap like there is no tomorrow. (On the seventh day, your Test will go up for an average peak of 45% some even close to 100%)

It's not much of a gain but do not No-Fap for over 8 Days, as your test can even sink lower than your normal state after that, fapping should reset the cycle. You could even try and edge a little, it may even raise test some more during the other days.

But If you want to be sure your sex life after making it is not trashed by your porn addiction induced ED, like mine is right now, you should read the shit yourbrainonporn.com writes.
Maybe try and combine your Internet Porn withdrawal with the 7 Day No-Fap routine like I do and post results.

Pic related, it's the graph that depicts the average measured test levels of some chinese guys in some chinese study that every No-Fap™ discussion relies on.

Thought this too. They look like MAN HANDS

>Maybe try and combine your Internet Porn withdrawal with the 7 Day No-Fap routine like I do and post results.
What like post a picture of how much I cum? You got it!

Nah, I didn't see it that way. I thought like how the Workout felt different or If the Fapping was especially good or if nothing was different etc.

Those thighs need thickening

as a faggot who uses Grindr now and then, it's simple. Take a pic of your torso and wait. Delete when you're done, and spend the next week regretting it.

so basically fuck like a rabbit once a week for max test?

what about jerking off before a workout?

Wouldn't recommend it. I've made the mistake of doing this a handful of times and after about 20 minutes I hit the wall. If I choose to continue, shit just feels like a chore.

No masturbation and giving up porn actually resets your normal sexual appetite.

It also produces a higher level of natural test and makes your body very sensitive to your own test. Making it react even better.