Do you really have to go to the gym after your work? It's so cold alone

>Do you really have to go to the gym after your work? It's so cold alone.

>It's so cold alone.

speak properly you dumb slut

She's Russian, you racist.

You could always join me at the gym, warm up a little and burn off that muffin top from all the doctor pepper

Jks bb ly rly

>time for me to shitpost my ugly waifu again

>ywn talk to her like this

>TFW gf says I look sexy even though I know I don't
>TFW she's fine with me going to the gym in the morning instead of laying in bed
>TFW she actually tries to stay in shape

Feels good man.

Sure you will user, you just gotta find your own asuka. Shes out there you just gotta make yourself known

"Yes I do. Don't be a gains goblin"

>tfw actually called my gf a gains goblin last night.
>tfw she kinda knew what I meant from context clues

Show me your shithole bitch

>you idiot, i workout before work. I just tell you that because I'm not in a rush to get home right away.

She's German you baka!!!

She's shit

No you

Bitch i'm coming home and then taking you back to the gym with me.

She'd rather sit on her ass drinking dr pepper and eating doughnuts using her good looks with no hindsight that it will ruin her eventually

>It's so cold alone.
Low test anemic bitch, would not date

someone needs to tell this attention whore already she looks nothing like the girl from evang

You are wrong. Very, very wrong.

hush you wouldn't know only looking at 2d girls.

Judging by that logic I would know it very well.

Back the fuck off!?!?!?!

*grabs by the throat*

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

>ugly
Take it BACK!

shoo shoo shoo