"...a gallon? A gallon of milk a day?"

>"...a gallon? A gallon of milk a day?"

y-you too

>"M-memes?"

>"You eat how many eggs a day?"

This is my favourite thread on Veeky Forums

>"You squatted that deep?"

>Go mad?
>Don't mind if I do! Haha

>"...FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

it's already happened several times

>"look what he wrote on 'last sexually active'"

:3

want

> n/a

>u use whey....you know steroids are illegal right user? I'm calling the police right now

she will NEVER ask you to workout with her and then get a good dinner afterwards

>so user, how many partners have you had?

Only one workout partner, what other type of partner is there?

>You say you're building a wall that's HOW big???

>tfw still work out with my dad

>ftw dad is about to spot me but first has to use the bathroom only to never return again.

>Your knee was hurting everytime you walked so you went for a 13km jog to "run the pain away" ???

>dinner
>before noon
What

This diet of your's might "fit your macros", but what it doesn't fit is a sustainable healthy lifestyle.

>"No carbs? Ketosis? That's not healthy"

>"user your BMI is over 25!"

>y-you did what in the showers, my son?

kek
>be me
>go to hospital for my weekly prostate examination
>new doctor
>checks my card
>hmm according to your BMI, your overweight
>looks at me, then at card
>anyway, pull your pants down

>"You can't stop eating carbs, don't you know they're the base of the nutritional pyramid?"

you left out the part where he blew you and drank your spunk while writing you up a new prescription for roids.

nah man, he just put his finger muh pooper, but I got no cancer, so it's fine

>weekly
no homo, right?

>"You squat 150lbs? Stop that right now unless you want to ruin your back!"

Well it doesn't hurt meow so it worked, right?

underrated

nah man,
It's a medical exam so it's ok
no homo

congrats on being cancer-free user

...

>"Bulking? What's that supposed to mean?"

Thats cool man, whats the problem?
He wont be around forever.

>"You seem to exercise a lot user, I bet you get all the girls haha"

you insert a WHAT PLUGG WHERE while squatting?

Doctors can't call the police unless you're a danger to yourself or others

...

Thank you Willow

leg press ruins my back more than squatting

>"That first WHAT of the day?"
>"You don't drink those daily, do you?"

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>Your penis x-ray looks big

>No I'm not mirin, sir you have cancer

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I've actually done stuff like this

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I'd love to workout with my dad, he never wants to even though he works out 4 times a week

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top lel

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Best one yet

lul

>be me before lifting
>Get tired all the time
>Hungry skeleton
>Doc assumed I had aids

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Fuck i seriously do this if my back aches.

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That shouldn't cause any back pain if done correctly. Make sure you are flexing your abs each time you lower it. You can relax them at the top of each rep, but make sure you have them flexed while lowering the weight.

thank you willow

Thank you Willow

kek

is your lower back coming off the pad in the compressed position?

>and lets take a look at your physical forms user..
>ah! I see you finally wrote something down under hobbies, youre already doing better than last year!
>I cant quite make it out.. vietnamese.. basket weaving i think it is..? user i didnt know you were so cultured!
>tell me, how did you get into that?

thaank you willow

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>You eat HOW many grams of protein per day??

Milk is terrible for your digestive system, more like a gallon of Cow puss a day. Nothing healthy about milk . Just unhealthy fat and a bit of indigestible protein that causes digestive problems and acne

>Yes I'm in to fitness. Why?

Thank you willow

>tfw my dad hates me and would never do something else with me, except for raking the yard.

Thank you Willow.

>weekly prostate examination

Why do you have to be so gay, Veeky Forums ?
I mean sucking some dick once in a while is okay, but goddamn you're going at it way to hard.

Doctor: The test results came back. You have AIDS.

user: But I said "no homo".

Doctor: I'll run the test again.

When normie moms attempt to make memes. RRRREEEEEEEEE

>Keked

Thank you Willow

Vi

Nice meme

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>Weekly prostate exam

Bait?

Topkek.

I love it when people do this

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