Gym behaviors that immediately expose someone as a virgin

curls

just with weighted chinups im ok right?

Woah bro, what's wrong with kickbacks

literally a shit tier exercise.

Certainly you would have to have a valid reason to backup your statement on the INTERNET

grab a book u nerd!

>Lifting weights

>carries around his water in a 1-gallon jug

Just fucking curl if you want to. Stop listening to Veeky Forums memes. 3x10~12 curls at the end of your workout won't kill you. Progressive overload on them just like any other lifts and your biceps will grow.

>accusing other people of projecting

mfw everyone in my gym listens to music. Idk how that exposes anyone as a virgin...? Explain?

>not doing barbell flyes

WTF is a barbell fly??
A lul meme i suppose?

>goes to the gym

>walking to the water fountain in between EVERY SET

Hey f-fuck you! I get bored while resting it's just something to do to kill time

>spending more than 15 minutes on an exercise

hey man heavy squat working sets take a while

>Gym behaviors that immediately expose someone as a virgin.

using retarded internet slang irl.
the other day in the gym i overheard some guy, who looked like prototype autism, talking to a mate of his and he was talking about 'pump' and 'time under tension' and his mate (who was actually jacked) just looked like he was speaking greek

normal people dont talk about gym things at all, they just go to the gym to be healthy and spend the rest of their time doing actual things

>squats below parallel
>does deadlifts
>does bench press and dips as the only chest exercises

>doing squats
>doing deadlifts
>doing overhead press

Instant virgin detector

...

>Actually working out at the gym
>Not just using steroids and cutting agents.

LOL. Do virgins think being a swole natty is possible without being a no life.

Say that to my face

>Tfw when 18, 5'8 and regularly fuck pussy now.
>Tfw confidence is through the roof
>Tfw still dyel af but gains go noticed.
>Still drink water from the fountain in between sets

Also pretty sure manlet is just a Veeky Forums meme. Never have gotten shit for my heights and I get decent female attention

what's wrong with dumbbell flies?

sure

>never seen in the company of a woman
>avoids eyecontact and being near women
>smells like semen which repulses women

>Doesn't tip the receptionist

Didn't say I was jacked. I'm an old skeleton tier LD runner who's been eating and lifting for 3 months now.

>going to the gym

>bicep curls
lmao just stop you virgin

>check-in at the virgin-line

virgin triggered lmao just kys

Best post

>does fullbody workout 3x a week

fucking idiot

Summer pls go. It's way past your time here.

look, another shitty thread again

>that guy who does the virgin walk

this

db pendlay rows

>doing overhead press

youtu.be/WX-bE70F4Kg

Wow fuck you. I do some of these things and I've had sex with 23 women and 2 traps.

>virgin

[citation, etc...]

The internet version of I'm rubber you're glue

I have one:
>Guys that spend way too many time staring at other people in the gym
>When you ask them if they are done with their set, since they are staring at their phone, they mumble something while avoiding eye contact

or deadlifts, OP just doesnt lift

Joke's on you! I can do snatches for almost an hour sometimes and I have fucked like 5 chicks. Alpha 4 lyfe, right guys?

Anytime you attempt a 1RM

clearly overcompensating

>pendlay rows

just do cheat bent over rows like normal people you autistic fuck holy shit

Chest flies are retarded

>going to the gym

nice compensation faggot

so much bait in 1 thread holy shit haahahaha

>bait

We're just being brutally honest you cuck