How do I become taller without surgery?

How do I become taller without surgery?

kill urself and hope the reincarnation thing isn't a hoax

when will they learn

Whisper "grow...grow...grow" while doing a daily stretching routine

fpbp

Is 5'9 manlet?
I feel really bad for people who are shorter than me.

Do nofap

i am 25 and 5.7, women dont take me seriously at all anymore. but thats allright, i guess,

5'9 is normi size but u will get called a manlet if you browser Veeky Forums

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How do I become shorter?

this. i'm 5'9 and i'm doing pretty well

im 5'6 and i want to kill myself every single second is there a place i can go where i can feel welcomed. The average is 5'10-5'11 where im from for adults. Its agony , half of the girls are taller and i need to wear insoles to even look approachable. I have to settle for a 7/10 shit fucking sucks

I'll trade my 6'1 height for your 5'6 height.

I am 6'2 and I wouldn't
so why?

Because I like feeling small and needing to be codependent on a taller man.

Also everything in the first world country is built for tiny white men so I'd like to not have to squat to wash my hands in a bathroom sink.

1. Die
2. Be reincarnated as someone who isn't a manlet

are u a female?
otherwise I don't understand your point

I'm a male that hates women, likes socializing and cuddling, and likes dick in my mouth and butt.

well.. from that perspective I kinda understand your point but I still think that 5'6 is too short.

u made me think about it because I also like dick in my mouth but I don't hate women

>whisper the words "grow, grow, grow,"