>Dude how do I get my forearm crystals to spike? >How's my shoulder plates taper looking? >Are my chest plates too far apart? >How much minerals do I need daily for my shards to grow? >tfw godly plate insertions
Physical lifting is a meme, don't fall for it my ayys.
Cameron Lee
>QT(C/D) in my local instance of reality >send some gravity waves over asking how her day is going >her processors skip >she withdraws from my local instance ... >later detect her in a alternate instance of reality where I have at least 35(mZe*kY/s)'s of processing power >she's telling cool me about what a dweeb I am >tfw
Easton Powell
This thread just made my day, thanks
Eli Harris
kek
Xavier Cruz
The Locust. Most swole bastards to ever grace Serra.
John Reed
guys is starting super strength a meme? or should I just do a extro split?
Evan Torres
Neither. Do Xenomorph 1,000 repetitions. >4 Quaizars C'mon!
Brayden Hill
superb post
Carson Long
...
Jose Campbell
Lelzies
Hudson Brooks
Good thread
Luke Powell
>be me >just joined this gym in klepton3 >new to lifting >minding my business doing some hypergravity squats >see some douches from klepton5 come in >leave literally for 32 time cycles to deposit some fluids in the recycler >come back and those pentakleptonians are using the hyper gravity squat rack to do front claw raises >"I...I was using that" >fucktards start spitting their plasma all over me like they always do back in their planet >have to go home to change my outfit or else everyone will think I discharged plasma on myself >never going back to the gym >bikleptonian uprising when?!?
Julian Thompson
>ywn have natural armor plating
why
David Flores
>Be into serious lifting with fellow stoic ayy's >Seed life in a galaxy so everyone may know gains >Create a race of manlets to train in the gym with >Give them time to reach maturation >The lifting meme dies over time >Everybody has cool bodysuits instead now >Sleeping in my ship >Fucking intruders out of nowhere >The manlet race has returned, wants godly gains >Wants more life >Wants to know why they were created >I don't even want to lift anymore >Just want to be in my comfy bodysuit in my comfy ship >mfw
I'm giving up on galactic philanthropy.
Chase Nguyen
Be the shrike /thread
Luis Sanchez
>Be me >be working out at the gym in sector 892 >see 2 lovely snake ayys come in >been taking super ayy vitality >see them coming over >flex and show my exo crystals >never notice me even with all my extreme workout skills >sexy snake ayys leave
Why does nobody ever appreciate raw talent and exo muscle?
Ethan Harris
i like this thread. keep going.
Landon Brooks
>that asshole who keeps shredding gym equipment
Ian Gutierrez
>tfw no matter how much you quadbell press you'll never have crystalline exo-skeleton ez mode
You exo-skellets will never know what its like to be a hard gainer
Nathan Phillips
>be me >Meet murk rippletuttts >He talks to me about starting superstrength >he tells me yzyy was a sloot and that she was just a bitch >Just ignore him the rest of the mid-evening and do x30 tentacle side curls somehow
Fuck, Veeky Forums.
Bentley Carter
Guys, I've been doing DOJAD, and all my secretions have been really oilish.
Anyone know what's going on?
Isaiah Reed
>be me, 18^9 zeit-years old >strolling along andromeda galaxy diplomacy station quarters >see thicc ayy lmao squatting 4 protodiscs in non restrictive exo gear, going xenorectum to moonrock >try to communicate with Xim >realize my trans-planetary diplomacy telecommunicator isn't activated >Xe doesn't understand a single verbal lexicographic combination i'm speaking >microtubed spaghetti RTE rations begin sliding out the legholes of my suit >thicc ayy turns around with a puzzled emote on his cortex displayor >Go home and deflate >tfw still no Xefriend
David Lee
I do high gravity squats, is there any extra benefits to going floc to rock or can I just hit parallel?
Eli King
>be me >names goku >actually kakarot
Justin Brown
if someone caps this put me in the screencap bro
Blake Ortiz
Gotta work up to leaving pilgrims impaled on the shrike tree, forever undying x F
And moving through time & space is great cardio
Ryder Martin
>be me >on replication holiday in zeta sector >notice my exoskeleton loosing density due to low gravity >meet shady reptilian trafficing off market density mods >exoskeleton density stablizes nearly instantly >all the ayys mirin, good times >board transport craft to return home >pilots notice something is interfering with temproal warp drives >mfw density mods turned my exoskeleton diamagnetic >mfw galsec traces magnetic signature to me >mfw sentenced to solar arrest for 2 consecutive planetary geomagnetic reversal sequences
Sebastian Gonzalez
>tfw you have redundant >not having secondary or even tertiary back up organs for when heart blows up from steroid use >i shiggy diggy
Oliver Adams
How are those non-functional balls going for ya chap? I hear they sell some nice hormone reposition supplements in Andromeda, sissy!
Adrian Mitchell
Just keep lifting and eating your protein through the winter. Gotta be patient for that chitin to form, bb. Don't forget to rub those antifungals and antivirals on your spiracles, my brood.
Joshua Brown
>at intergalactic training facility >open 32 parsecs a cycle >temperature rapidly approaching flash freeze levels >see squid beast on the running simulator >cut out his entrails and sleep in his moist dead corpse to survive the freeze >survive sure death freeze, still so lonely >tfw no life mate
Adrian Anderson
>56039.A639X >not doing low-gravity pneumocranial tentacle extensors confirmed not going to make it
Elijah Bell
>"You're gestating HOW many eggs a day?"
Jose Perez
>this thread
Samuel Rogers
>get back from enhancement stockade on R-145A after 8-turing mandible session >trip back to home planet, consume 7 Universal Standard scoops >decide to get in cryogenic stasis pod for long ride to recover >5 ferrats in wake up from nightmare >in my dream I was only at 6% >body exudes synfol-10 oil in terror >mfw I lose all my gains
>the dhirivian nubile who wears femoral compression layers in the kinetics facility
Jose Johnson
...
Wyatt Bennett
Does lifting make up for being a Zeta Reticulan?
Kayden Thompson
>plates
people on fit have a hard time dealing with their bone structure under their skin, can you really imagine if we were a race like that with plates all over our body? we probably wouldnt go outside.
Carter Rogers
>preparing for interstellar weightlifting competition >decide to boost performance by performing mitocondria cellular infusion >start experiencing heavy sides as core temperature rises due to excess atp production and scales begin to dry out >go to xenobiologist who reccomends splicing a phytoplankton gene to dissapate heat and retain hydration >mfw unable to raise ventral "fin" anymore and shrinks
Nolan Moore
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR PLASMA BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO EXO TEMP (0.5*C)
THE SKWEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KRAWLEX SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
AYYLPHA BRAIN XOOMTECH ZRILL & MXT OIL ZIMBEEBATE CARE PILLS youtube.com/watch?v=QbApitUN5ro YOUR X FILES THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR LIVING QUARTERS
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE HOLO-OCTAGON, FITTED WITH PLASMA-ROPES AND A "WRECKING ORB" STYLE ZIMBY KETTLEBOMB ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRI-AHN RED-BAIN USING CLING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION EXO SKELETON FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MANDIBLES TO THE BRIM WITH SKOT BROANIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY TWELNUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE XMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUN-KHAN TRU-SEL AND GRA-HAM HAHNK-OCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = US AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN ON EARTH
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBOMBS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH SKWEED AND DUNKED IN MXT OIL AND THROWN INTO CORNFIELDS X FILES STYLE
>"BREN-DAHN SCHA-UB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE ZODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE LIQUID HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BREN-DAHN "FRA-SEER" "FUCK MY SHIP UP" SCHA-UB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND JETSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
Jo Ro-gahn, 2015 >YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JO RO-GAN MOLTING IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH MANDIBLES FULL OF SKOT BROANIES TRIPPING
>try to spot the shrike >slices off my antenna >whyamievenhelping.jxx
Asher Miller
> THROWN INTO CORNFIELDS X FILES STYLE
This is the only funny parts
Jacob Baker
You need to eat less sqoooqƃiqƃiq and start working on your anterior penor negative extensions, my man!
Cooper Murphy
designated plasma planets PLASMA IN LOO
Blake Myers
>mfw unable to attract attention of queen b/c reached terminal moult and still lacking bladed pauldrons
Anthony Mitchell
CH'Q8D ingests PROTOPLASM and copulates with the HIVE QUEEN while YOU stay in the DRONE BURROW and gnaw on FUNGAL CELLULOSE.
Hunter Johnson
I think I might be low test guys
Should I get a high test gene modification or nah? It's like 20,000 credits and I'm pretty poor
James Morgan
>abduct cows for GOMAD >literally stealing gains from spacelets
Who is also devilish here?
Samuel Murphy
fuf
Joseph Long
fucking kek'd hard
Camden Gutierrez
>tfw too intelligent to lift.
Brayden Lopez
kek
Ryder Lee
...
Alexander Martin
(cacophonous vocal vibrations hinting at amusement)
Nolan Allen
I'm genuinely curious if this is means something or if it is just excellently-crafted gibberish.
Tyler Flores
No
Jordan Clark
we need more threads like this in our lives
Wyatt Scott
>nanolifting for inferior, weaker specimen Ayylmaoing at ur lives >He doesnt reproduce by dividing
Dominic Butler
>3546 >still abducting cows
Never gonna make it
Benjamin Rodriguez
>Working out with girl im dating >Tongue day >Squeeze 300 kg grippers for reps >Pierce 200 GPA steel plate ez >She mirin >Spot her while she´s doing backspike bridges >hnng them hipspikes >Chadireeelo0us is doing tailcurls next to us >Fucking halfbreed Dindunuffarian >Tongue hanging out, 8 inches easily >She just says "wow" silently as we pass by >Tfw >Finish rest of workout with tongue hidden
I cant take being a tonguelet anymore,
Jaxon Garcia
This is the best thread I have seen in a long while.
Thomas Morgan
>excuse me, what's DOJAD? That much plasma a day isn't healthy.
Cameron Ramirez
Super simple secret TRICK to make OTHERWORLDLY gains. Eukarionts hate it. Learn how here:
Blake Harris
>that guy who teleports in between sets
Brody Carter
>that guy who wears protobasket short armor in the gym
John Johnson
>mfw plasma fart
Dominic Davis
>be me >practicing lightning swirls in Jupiter's core >all of a sudden these Earth men send a probe to start analysing my storms >didn't even ask for a storm check >in my frustration I accidentally vaporize their entire galaxy >beings who have not evolved beyond the need for a physical presence, when will they learn
Anthony Cooper
>>be me >>practicing lightnight swirls in Jupiter's core >>all of a sudden these Earth men send a probe to start anaylising my storms >>didn't even ask for a storm check >>in my frustration I accidentally vaporize their entire galaxy >>beings who have not evolved beyond a need for a physical presence, when will they learn
Why did you deleted this?
Jayden Bennett
this entire thread
Jacob Gray
spelling & autism
Sebastian Lopez
I saw Mur'k Rippletuttts at a triglyceride gel dispensary in the binary star system of Pureblind last cycle. I vocalized how satisfying it was to meet him corporealy but didn't want to be a stinksponge and bother him and ask for lexicographs or anything.
He said "Oh, like you're doing now?"
My processors skipped and all I could say was "que?" but he kept cutting me off and going "que? que? que? and closing his claw shut in front of my visor. I jettisoned out and continued with my procurements, and I heard him laugh as he flew away. When I went to exchange for my foodstuffs up front I saw him trying to walk out the dispensary ring with like 15dhBara of gel packets without paying.
The stations logistics A.I. at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “ you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be plasmically drained and not acknowledge , but eventually barrel rolled back around and brought them to the loading docks.
When station automatons took one of the packets and started sequencing it multiple times, he stopped them and told them to sequence them each individually “to prevent any carbonical displacements,” and then turned around and hooted at me. I don’t even think that’s a word . After system A.I. scanned each packet and put them in a cargo satchel and started to calculate the rate, he kept interrupting them by venting thoraxic gas really loudly.