N-no homo rite guys

So a dude messaged me last night saying he'd pay me $300 to suck my dick, about 5 weeks into my first Test E "cycle"(prob just gonna stay on) and I look a lot different so I've never experienced this before.

What do bros?

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that's disgusting you insecure roiding shitlord
reminder she'll never love you again you pathetic fuck

No balls, OP. You won't do it.

just posting this obviously signals that you're gay. so just do it and get the 300.

Not really. Some of my gym pals and I will have heterosexual gay sex as a preworkout. Not as a gay thing, but more so to get the blood flowing.

Send him this pic

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do it faggot

South australian scum

One time doesn't make you a gay op.

You haven't made it until you've done g4p

what app is that?

Go for it, OP.
I have a gf and I'm not even remotely gay, but for $300 I'd even let one of you guys blow me.
Shit I'd probably even let you do it for just $100. Maybe even $50.

I mean I'm not gay but $20 is $20.

if you do it you are no longer straight, you are either full homo or at the very least bi, if you're ok with that then go ahead, nothing wrong with that

Nah NSW mate, not sure what the SA is for

Badoo

If you do it, you're either going to end up having sex with him or you're going to get robbed

Do it.

can you give me a brief intro of what it is and what i can acheive through it

can confirm this occurs at my gym all the time. as long as it's heterosexual gay sex for function and not pleasure, you're in the clear.

What app is this?

he's gonna buffalo bill you

>if you do it you are no longer straight

That is not how sexuality works. A gay man is still a gay man even if he spends his entire life balls deep in the bush. It is the attraction that determines your sexuality.
He will record it and use it to blackmail you or upload it on xhamster.

haggle for more money

it's not gay as long as balls don't touch

brah its $300 wtf do it, super easy money

>A gay man is still a gay man even if he spends his entire life balls deep in the bush.
this. there are plenty of examples of gay men who marry, have kids etc and never come out as gay. by the same token, there are plenty of straight men who enjoy some occasional gay sex.

Its not worth it. Build a million bridges but let one guy suck your dick and you're not a bridge builder anymore. You're a faggot.

You really want to live the rest of your life with that in the back of your head. I'm not gay. I've never done anything gay. I've fucked multiple girls. The idea of engaging in homosexual sex acts makes me physically ill. But I still feel like a spy for the queers when other guys start queer bashing in front of me.

But I guess those are all just my hangups. If you can go gay for pay that's all you homo.

Those people are bisexual, if they were really 100% gay or straight, they wouldn't be able to get it up for shit they're not into.

>You really want to live the rest of your life with that in the back of your head
It's a blowjob not murder.

>The idea of engaging in homosexual sex acts makes me physically ill.
That sounds very strange.

>But I still feel like a spy for the queers when other guys start queer bashing in front of me.
Yeah... You might have some issues you need to deal with

I tried online dating once and I got offered a blowjob by some guy who insisted it wasn't gay because he had a gf.

I'm a prostitute and do this often, easiest gig ever barely any work and good money.
I'm also full homo tho

>That sounds very strange.

Im not that guy you are replying but I have a friend who is gay and when he mentions his bf and implies they did something sexual its makes me sick, but i never show him that.

A lot of guys i know are like that, probably because we were taught that gays are sick and not normal.

>A lot of guys i know are like that
A lot of guys I know don't care, because it doesn't effect them. In the military and in college tons of straight guys did no homo pranks and jokes on each other. Most of those guys had girlfriends and wives. Getting actually sick sounds like some delicate paper thin masculinity.

I could do funny tongue in cheek gay joking shit sure. But if another dude tried to put his tongue in my mouth I'd probably vomit.

well, 300 is a fucking lot for a blowjob, do it, i'd do it at least 3 times a week, so i could pay all my bills with cum

>mentions his bf and implies they did something sexual its makes me sick

you got some issues to deal with, pal

>pussy porn
What did he mean by this?

Porn that involves women

Fuck youre stupid

But why call it pussy porn? Why not straight porn, or just porn?

>Heterosexual gay sex
Is this fit's freshest meme?

Because he wanted to stress that he is aware that OP is straight? And calling it pussy porn seemed to have convinced him as means of doing that?

>real gay guy
>not a serial killer
Yeah right

I remember when this was first posted and it's pretty sad what a state Veeky Forums is in right now.

>freshest meme
lmao