Skull-Crushers

>Skull-Crushers
>The integrity of my skull skeletal structure is not compromised

>Pull ups
>Can't pull my self out of my deppression

>french press
>get shot and run over by muslims

>Bench press
>The particular place or position of the bench is indistinguishable to it's erstwhile whereabouts.

>Deadlifts
>My status of mortality remains unchanged

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>pull ups
>i'm too old for diapers

>Bicep curls
>Still straight

>preacher curls
>wasn't molested as a kid

>Deadlift
>On the contrary: it appears instead to be the time of day during which a morning meal, colloquially referred to as"breakfast", would customarily be consumed

>german hang
>there is no muslim hanging

Leg press
Quads on front page of newspaper

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>sumo deadlift
>I'm not even asian
>cultural appropriation

>6 plate deadlift
> nothing but a peanut

we can do it together bruh

>dumbbell flys
>still laying on bench

>Good Mornings
>Never good

>Clean & Jerk
>Why not jerk first and clean up after?

>military press
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>want to do one arm dumbbell row
>not an amputee

Did you fuck up?

>800 lb squat
>still light weight baby

>bench press
>actually pressing the barbell

>lunges
>its actually still morning
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