What haircut does Veeky Forums have? Any tryhards out there?

What haircut does Veeky Forums have? Any tryhards out there?

had a buzz cut forever, time for a change. feels good

Shaved head, all day every day

I have the same style as this homosex except it naturally parts to the right. I like it because it suits my face shape and it's literally no maintenance.

Just let it grow

Haven't gotten my hair cut in over a year

Sleek
Modern
Alpha
Aerodynamic

>>your face shape parts to the right

you knew what I meant bby

I feel like everyone who has this haircut is either brown, southeast asian, or just one of those metrosexual hipster looking douches with big glasses, a scarf and a starbucks cup.

A glorious mane.

A shame no grill likes long hair so I amb fucked.

Tfw

John Wick-ish style

Used to have a long beard and hair, but they're hard to maintain so I looked like a crazy person most of the time

just over halfway to obtaining a glorious head of hair

>pic is my inspiration

I have straight Slavic hair, and I have no idea what to do with it. Currently growing it hoping for it to lay backwards, but I'm doubtful.

>What haircut does Veeky Forums have?
The one where you grab an electric razor, set it to 'I think that's enough' and cut your hair with it.

curly

none of that fag buzzcut shit

i have some shitty long hair that looks great but girls don't like long hair :v would probably have better luck if i just cut it but w/e i won't have a hairline forever

>Buzz cut
>Faggy

Choose one faggot

>that pic
>calling anyone else a fag

dreadlocs

disgusting

madfag

>had great hair
>went to China
>absolute shit show that stressed me the fuck out
>lost so many gains
>started balding a few months in
>now I just have my hair buzzed super fucking short

FUCK CHINA REEEEE.

>Went to China
>Still went to gym and got mired by chink coworkers
>Still kept hair


Git gud faggit

>tfw have thick wavy dark brown jewish hair
>all we can do with it is brush it back
>stopped going to a barber when i was like 16 when my hair became this mess because can't do anything cool with it
>buy home haircutter, attach a 5 blade to it, trim it down myself in the mirror
>starting to get sparse grey hairs on the sides and the top even though only 24

fucking terrible guys

You look like the oper8r dude from Sicario

8/8

Buzzcut is military
And everything that implies

You were going to bald eventually anyways. China didn't do it create your genes.

Is Max hair Veeky Forums approved.

Similar to op but a little more choppy and no cutline.

Razor fades are slick though find a barber who will do them.

i'm a poorfag so i cut my own hair

>be 23
>both grandparents went bald before 30
>hairline receeds like 2 inches
>shave tight with a razor once everyday and balance out the look with facial hair
having more options would be nice but I don't miss it

>retardkid cuckold that looks like he takes strapon in his ass with his retard downsyndrome dog

Listening to them right now in the car outside the gym

Thats me in 3 years.
Honestly, balding is my biggest motivator to not be a scrawny dyel

>Aerodynamic
>not maximizing wind gains for optimal brain speeds

gotta say, kekd

I have the aldo raine

...

Angryjoe posting on fit - well I never

I got dat hitler youth and dat ma1 bomber look

I'm with you senpai
Fuck you nigga

nice toupee and jaw implants

hime cut

when is the next SJW protest

is that tyler the creator hahaha what the fuck is this picture

...

looks bottom af

How fucking new are you to the Internet?

>start balding
>buzzcut doesn't suit my face
>can't grow full beard

Just fml

>he has to literally draw a fucking hairline onto his head

>Minoxidil on face
>apply twice a day for 6 months thru a year
>beard gains
>profits?

tupe` or minoxidil

>forced to buzzcut

fuuuaark my life

had the meme-bun/long hair for 2 years, now running yung leo. I'm ottermode.

6 is cute

why don't you just shave everything off already? it would look much better than what you have now

>you can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half

Atleast you got that beard, and your head shape seems good for the bald do.

i kinda want to try that. but i imagine shaving my head everyday is gonna be really annoying so thus far i only buzzcut, because its fast.

4 or 7

Lol I'm saying number 5?

Will give it a try. Is it expensive?

i was at that moment (3), that he realized he is fucked

Morning boys. New haircut not sure how I feel about it.

>Tfw bus peasant

That kind of nose is only found on gay guys. And flamboyant ones. Serious question: Are you openly gay?

Damn genetics. No I'm not the slightest gay lol been with my gf 3 years.

Leave beard. Dont shave all the way. You look like statahm like this.

I think you look like a pimp in 3 desu

4,6 and 7 is cute but 2 is JUST mode

Heh. No worries. Not like you look bad, just noticed a trend and postulated something. But you foiled my theory.

I have the "just keep it the way it was when I rolled out of bed" cut

feels great not having to worry about my hair like some insecure twink

Buzzcut or full shave with beard length of 3, imo.

I'm on route to your situation at 25 but I can't grow a beard for shit so I'm stuck with a goatee. Currently at around a number 5, slowly scaling back my hair length as my beard grows.

rolling for 4

buzz cut no guard
cut every other day

>Bob Saget
>calling anyone faggy

He's some faggot judge who was on America's Next Top Model.
I only know as I watched 1 season cause creepychan was in it

just let it grow

Beckham mohawk. Easy to style, easy to clean.

that looks stupid, unless you're a skinhead

3,4,5 senpai
Though for 5, you should get a swastika tattoo on your chest

M U M B A I

You need a beard. You'll look fine with one.

where can I buy those sunglasses

Awesome but impossible to have with a corporate job

Just brush it up all day, no idea what to do with it so I'm growing it out until I figure this shit out.
Maybe this without the beard and with a full on ponytail.

3 looks good breh

The best one ever is this

I have what happens when you buzz your hair and then let it grow for a year without doing anything to it except wash it with water and combing it once a month

Buzzcut plebs detected

I have no idea what to do with my and it drives me crazy. I grew it really long 6 years ago when long hair wasn't cool. It was time to look for jobs so I buzzed it off and kept it like that for years. Kind of want something else so I travel to different barbers and ask for high fade with a hard line on my left side and parted, trimmed in the back and keep the front long like pretty much any other guy has now. I've literally ended up with the JUST haircut for months now. My hair is stiff and wavy.

I cut my hair short and roughly even, then let it grow out till probably 2 inches or whenever it starts to get in my way again.

this my haircut.

Is that tensnake?

hehe xd

same here breh

eversince i comb back my frontal hair and keep it there with pins the mires are unreal

hehe xd

hehe xd

I've been thinking of maybe getting an elastic band or something because it's long enough now that it's started getting in the way when benching.

>always had a buzz cut because no money for anything actually involving a barber
>get to uni, start growing hair and beard
>a friend suggests I get a haircut
>"oh yeah I'll get a cut tomorrow dude"
>that was 4 months ago
>I look like a homeless meth addict
Probably going to get a millenial problemhaircut just to fit in

bateman hair

I just stopped cutting, brushing, and shaving back in May.
I'm probably not going to change it, but I look much the same.
The only thing I trim is my mustache so I don't eat my own mustache hair.