He bought 5kg of banana flavored protein

Once I bought 5 kg unflavoured. It was hell on earth.

soon enough you will get sick of it .

Just bought 1kg unflavoured + 1kg 'natural vanilla' did I do good lads

cant go wrong with vanilla

>with chocolate

fixed that for you senpai

> he bought peach cobbler flavored protein

>mfw buying 5kg of white chocolate flavour from myprotein

yeah but there was 'vanilla' and 'natural vanilla'
i'll see for myself anyway since i'm poicking it up from the post office tomorrow
got some peanut butter too since it's ridiculously expensive in my country

Use Milk you mong.
Drinking protein powder with water should be a sin.

>mfw people ACTUALLY drink shakes from water

are you even TRYING to get gains?

also holy shit it tastes horrible with water

>mfw I once tried eating protein powder raw

>be me, autistic on macros
>have two proton shakes lined up
>only have enough carbs to use milk on one of them
>drink the other using cold water
>weigh myself the day after and not gain any weight on my lean bulk
>the moment i realize to kill myself knowing i could of used milk in the other shake.

>tfw bought 10kg unflavoured

I have to eat 1100 calories daily, I can't fit milk in there

It isn't that bad tho, I'm already used to it and it's very hot in here so it tastes good with water

Enjoy your pizza faces

If you don't buy unflavored you are getting scammed and paying for shit that isnt whey, you can add the flavor at home

literally the first larger bag of proton I bught was banana flavored. how I didn't throw it away and actually drank the whole bag is beyond me.

This gif is fantastic

What's the best ON flavor so I don't make this mistake?

Whats wrong with banana?

I had bought caramel, it was disgusting af.

I think i will stay with vanilla, is tasty in milk... but cant drink milk beacuse on diet, its almost tasteless in water so im fine with it.

theoretically, can i just eat right amount of protein powder everyday and stay in calorie limit to cut?

poorfag reporting in btw

be nice to your mother, user. she meant good. my mom keeps asking if my protein powder is steroids.

well... no.
You will have a massive lack in fat and vitamins.

Banana is best flavour though (along with strawberry).

Chocolate on the other hand - now there's a taste that gets old quick.

>my mom keeps asking if my protein powder is steroids
I have heard such stories before, but does this actually happen? Have you not explained it to her? Is she unable to google search just to make sure you arent in fact roiding?

>he buys whey at all

just get food

Even my Grandmother understands what it is and i have 8-9 plasticboxes filled with powder and pills.

>1100 calories

Are you a hobbit?

But iwas Myprotein Chocolate Brownie and I drank all of it in 7 months and never stopped liking it

tfw mom probably knows more about nutrition than the average Veeky Forumsizen
felt nice rediscovering what she taught me when reading the pasta
she still insists that she doesn't want me to "get big" though

My mom just isn't interested in any of that. She prefers home cooked meals and is somewhat conservative. I always just put the bag in front of her and ask her if she thinks steroids smell like vanilla. She seems reassured but every now and then she asks if I'm not going to go crazy from drinking it or something.

>she still insists that she doesn't want me to "get big" though
I guess all moms say that. They just dont understand that fitting through doorway is a serious problem.

...

>tfw anything thicker than water feels like it gets stuck in my throat
>can't have any protein powder without feeling like I'm about to choke and die
>Can only drink black tea and water

At least you can have protein OP, fuck man.

it was fine the first two times i drank it. it was sickening just smelling it after that

Extreme milk chocolate

Fucking POGarmy

>tfw bought 12kg strawberry milkshake
JUST

That's one of the best flavors faggot, mix it with chocolate

Never gonna make it

Yeah I'm thankful, she is happy seeing me drinking my protein but I found it funny that she picked one of the worst flavors, though it isn't that bad really

I bought chocolate flavor. Remember to buy your whey from Myprotein.com

yes

This. Fucking gross, now in sipping strawberry and my god is it delicious

just buy pure cocoa powder.. without sugars and shit, 100% cocoa for pastries n cakes
add a spoon or two in your shake, it's half prot half carbs

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1EjMSM1o48rnxpU_u_1m2nqJfze6qE3P_tC_g1ZdWazU/pubhtml

I literally just bought 11 pounds of banana cream pie flavored protein

I don't believe that test.

I feel bad for people that don't like whey with water

Delicious as fuck, no matter what brand I get.

Tfw unflavoured BCAA

>He bought 5 lbs of banana flavored wait gainer
never again
all it did was make me fat

I always buy banana-chocolate. It's delicious.

I'm a huge conspiracy nut and fear that protein, creatine, and other supplements for working out and body mass are possibly filled with stuff that'll leave you impotent or lethargic. Please prove me wrong, and recommend nice stuff to take.

so you gained weight.. isn't that what you wanted? or did you want to gain wait?

>momma bought cookies and cream

It's absolutely delicious. Love you momma

There are regulations in place for supplements. They're not as strict as the FDA regulations for drugs but people still aren't allowed to sell anything that'll maim you

That's just a chance you have to take though. If you don't make your own food from beginning to end you just have to have faith that it's clean

Well it's a good thing I already make my own food from beginning to end.

>take 2 scoops with whatever
>get sleepy + headache
am I gonna make it

I recently could not stop thinking about peanut butter as I had eaten my last jar about a day ago that day and I had to buy some whey.

So I ordered roasted-peanut (hardcore) from ESN. I thought what could go wrong, there should be people that try these before they sell it right.. RIGHT!?

Well guess I was wrong, even mixed with 5kg of peanut butter this shit tastes like clorox mixed with sugar. Now I'm stuck with 2.5Kg of whey that leaves it's fucked up smell in my shaker even after washing it 3 times with scorching hot water.

>whey that leaves it's fucked up smell in my shaker even after washing it 3 times with scorching hot water
I use some hand soap bar, somehow works better than dish soap

Well what flavors are Veeky Forums approved, then?

Chocolate

Vanilla

Cookies and cream

Chocolate, Vanilla and Strawberry tend to be good

Just try some before you buy 5kg or more of one flavour

Without b8 or troll, can someone explain the differences between whey+milk and whey+water ?
Thx my littles babies (i'm 61)

To most people, whey tastes better with milk

Whey+milk tastes better

And even more proteins

if your diet goes fucked from 100kcal worth of skim milk then theres something wrong with your diet?
why eat so little unless you're a small woman on PSMF

And milk has casein protein which lasts longer.

Many thanks my sons. What about soy milk+whey ?

enjoy your gyno
might as well become a trap

i don't know that much about soy milk, but i've read somewhere that it increases your estrogen

could be completely wrong though, never tried soy milk

>why eat so little unless you're a small woman on PSMF

Because that's what I am and what I'm doing
I could eat more but I'm trying to lose weight and prefer to drink some warm milk before sleeping instead of using it on whey if I can tolerate it.

Doesn't help I'm a hobbit as I replied before so I can't eat a lot either, that's why my cal intake is so low.

Just fuck her and say you had "roid rage," who knows, you may never have to pay for protein ever again.

If you try and cut while maintaining or even building muscle you usually take very pure whey with water, as the added fat just adds to the calories.

But even whole Milk just has like 3,8% fat.

Breh I made the same mistake, mine tastes something like condoms smell.
But I found a way to counter that horrible taste and get it down quick. I simply close my nose with my left hand, while I drop the scoop of BCAA in my mouth. Then I walk to the tap and suck some tap water into my mouth, with this I will get all the BCAA down.

Drink good tasting shake right after, aftertaste is gone then too.