My gf said i could fuck her in the ass and slap her around if i get my body to look like pic related

my gf said i could fuck her in the ass and slap her around if i get my body to look like pic related
what routine do i need to do Veeky Forums

Dump the whore if you have any self-respect.

>get a new gf 1x as many sets as it takes to not have degenerate sloot

>wanting to fuck your girlfriend where poop comes out of
Faggot.

literally just a few sets of pushups a week, maybe some chins too depending on where you are now

make sure you marry her before sex, numale.

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Nah I just have too much respect for my own dick to do something literal faggots are known for, cuck.

Anavar and occasionally do some pushups chinups or at best a curl bro routine.

That's litterally all he did.

this

>I'll let you fuck me in the ass and slap me around if you get your body to look like Ryan Gosling in The Place Beyond the Pines

What she really meant
>I'll let you fuck me in the ass and slap me around if you can get your face to look like Ryan Gosling in The Place Beyond the Pines.

I'd look like that if not for my shitty shoulders.

chinups, pullups, bench press and cut to ~14%.

This. Was going to say this word for word. You want a women not a tramp. What are 17 that just discovered porn.

Your girl cares more about your physical appearance (lust) then you as a person (love)

I support this.

You will hate yourself if you do not.

Since when is assfucking and slapping a bitch around called love?

Don't listen to these fools. I'm guessing you look like shit since you aspire to be DYEL so keep your guaranteed poon until you make it to Ryan Gosling mode, get the better sex after you make it, then immediately find someone better and drop the bitch. If your current bitch is

>She said she would "allow xyz"

man up and take what you want, if you can't do that then you're not gonna look like pic related anyways. unrelated note he doesnt even look *that* great

Anal is disgusting you perverted fuck

she is still gonna be disappointed even if you get your body to look like that because you aren't Ryan Gosling

get a girl that have lower sexual market value than yourself

kek + very true

To answer OP. Get your bodyfat to >10%

Be able to bench 185lb at least twice
13 bw dips
205 squatsx5reps
225 deadlifts x10reps
At least dumbell curl 25lb x12 reps

This. She's already fantasizing about being manhandled by a dude that looks like that. Drop her. Then get built and shredded for yourself.

>eww you're letting a girl suck your dick? there's so many germs in there and thats what faggots do, queer.

>wanting to fuck your gf where blood, discharge, and urine comes out of

This is literally her telling you "I would let any guy who looked like that slap me and put his dick up my ass", drop her now if you don't want to get cucked.

>2016
>setting contingency to ass fuck your own gf
>being this beta

Yeah that's fucking bullshit

I'd take blood and discharge over poo any day

also
>urine

Classy girl.

>not just fucking her in the ass, choking her, slapping her around, etc, whenever you fucking want

Not even trying to be alpha/macho/whatever, but what kind of fucked up relationship do you have where you set contingencies on your sexuality? "Oh I'll only let you do x if you y" is bullshit, just fucking do it if you want or dump her and move on to someone that isn't a manipulative whore.

this is actually accurate lmao

except that chest can definitely adequately bench 225.

no one should be worrying about leaning out if they can't bench 225.

You forgot other guy's dicks

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>not getting fit so you can be more dominant than you already are to your gf