Why do you nofap?

When I moved out for Uni that was one of the first things I purchased desu

Nofap is a meme i had a gf and would occasionally fap and still be able to get diamonds with her.
After our break up started fapping too much got cheese dick too often..
Just dont fap more than once a day and avoid bondage/ gonzo at all times.

Personally? Nofap gives me energy. Gives me a tiny bit more purpose in life. I can't explain to you the fucking disgust i feel after seeing my reflection in my monitor after watching Big Midget Black Juicy Fuck 5 HD for the 20th time.

People say nofap is a meme, they are just too fucking hooked or lazy to try and quit. Sure, jacking off in moderation is ok, watching instant porn everyday, fucking with your dopamine levels, obviously will not end well after a few years.

Nofap will not cure your autism, however It will give you a nice purpose in life, plus the placebo is fucking amazing or perhaps it's not a meme afterall.

My ancestors are looking down on me imperial, can you say the same?

NoFap is okay to deal with actual masturbation issues or porn issues.

But I learned the hard way it's not great if you don't have problems, I did it for about 3 months, tried to fap and I couldn't get a boner. Tried to have sex and I couldn't get a boner.

Luckily after some exercising my muscles got back to working.

>I can't explain to you the fucking disgust i feel after seeing my reflection in my monitor after watching Big Midget Black Juicy Fuck 5 HD for the 20th time.
>Fapping to 3DPD
Get an onahole and head over to sadpanda

I work on oil rigs. Nothing puts you off wanking more than knocking your pan in all day with dirty stinking men in rough working conditions then going to bed in a bunk and listening to some fat roaster snore all night. Puts me right off. Just went 3 weeks without even thinking of banging one out.

>roaster

lmao. will use

Been on nofap/noporn since the beginning of november. Been getting random boners from the friction in my pants, should i quit and fap to some camwhores before its too late???

Because I'm in a band that plays stuff with a 50s/60s vibe, back when jacking off wasn't that much a thing so dudes mostly sang about getting laid. Bands like The Sonics make much more sense once you realize that they probably didn't jack it/didn't have much decent porn (also explains why Velvet Underground is so fucking lethargic).

My longest streak was 1 month from mid September to mid October, then I relapsed and since then I've been busting nuts on myself at least once every night. Now I've started again and I'm on day 3 so far (started on 14th this month). Going easily, no edging or anything, hoping to at least end 2016 with no fapping.

I do it to stay up, every morning after fap I feel like shit, cant' get up from bed, missing workouts, skipping running, feel like shit the whole day. I need to get this under control and activate myself again before I lose all those gains I got.

>also explains why Velvet Underground is so fucking lethargic
could have sworn it was the heroin....

Because I promised to do nofap for 4 years of Trump won

Last fap was victory fap in the morning of 9th november

Man I bet half of them didn't even do Heroin. Pretentious fucks t b h
(Good music, but still)

My soul got permanently saved from hell once I believed on jesus. (srs. nothin i can do to lose it.)

so now I believe the bible. since corinthians says if you arent married you should contain, ive goin nofap for like 3 months

>paul was a MGTOW i guess
>so was jesus

Anyone got that pic where I can roll for /nofap/
been at it 5 days now anyway but its nicer if i have a goal

Fapped too much and dry so my skin got cracks and some bleeding, so trying to no-fap for a week to heal

I'm gonna start nofap cause every time I have an opportunity to have sexual intercourae I can never get it up. Combo of too much weird porn fapping and alcohol I guess

BEEN ON NOFAP FOR A MONTH
AND I SWEAR I MIGHT TAKE WHATS MIND IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN
IM SO FUCKING ANGRY

For God.

Because I was doing it out of sheer boredom and realized I was probably fucking with my dopamine.

Because I thought I was fapping because I was really horny but, in reality, I was just fapping because I was bored and wanted to feel good. I felt that it was justified because I felt 'genuinely' horny, but in actuality, I was just forcing myself to think about sex to get myself horny.

It just didn't feel like a healthy habit. Come (ayy) thanksgiving or thereabouts I will have successfully completed 3 months of /nofap/. After that...I'm not sure what I'll do. I'll try to stick with it, but it's getting harder, actually, as these months go by.

To deprive the Jews of more ad revenue. If you watch pornography you are indirectly contributing to the downfall of Western civilization.

I find it amazing how our muscles have labels on them that indicate how much they weigh. Isn't evolution grand?

To optimize gains. I am sure that it increases test and androgen receptors in the blood beyond normal levels.

>Jerks off to bizarre interracial gangbang cuck porn
>Feels bad after jerking it
>Obviously the porn is at fault
>Nothing wrong with me

Higher sensibility when playing with my ass

>Not wanting to reach that glorious prostate orgasm...

Because every time I have tried fapping in moderation I have failed

this teeby aytch pham

After reading this I'm never fapping again.

...

This is all true.
>bored
>hey I haven't fapped today
>get horny thinking about it
>don't do it because I know I shouldn't
>that little nagging bit of horniness is there forever now

it's a stupid habit. The worst is that I've started edging, it's a huge waste of time and you don't even feel good after you cum.

are they really that good

I'd never heard of an onahole before this thread, I had to look it up.

You fucking degenerates

STOP WATCHING PORN

to realise how addicted you are to porn and masturbation. cutting that wasted time out of your life opens so many more opportunities. Also when you feel like you need to nut, gives you motivation to find a fuck rather than jerk off.

Well, that makes a lot of sense...

I reccomend doing NoEat as well.

It just shows you how addicted you are to food, the withdrawal symptoms are intense.

kekd.

>star doing nofap because reasons
>at around the two week mark point realise that I'm almost constantly feeling mildly euphoric yet ultra aggressive
>decide to have a fap, cum buckets
>next day mind feels foggy and unfocused, drastically reduced good feels and aggression
>continue to fap, mind keeps getting foggier, motivation plummets
>realise that nofap is basically your body's cheat code to unlocking a superior mental state in order to subconsciously encourage you to find a female and fuck her

Srsly, I challenge anyone to do no-porn/no-masturbation for at least three months and then have a fap, if you don't immediately feel a strong change in your mental state I'll suck my own dick

>all of the claims made on YBOP are bullshit despite them citing numerous clinical studies to back up their claims
>but instead believe all the shit that I'm saying despite the fact that I cite absolutely zero sources to back up my claims and instead resort to ad hominem personal attacks against the people who run YBOP

I don't get the hate against nofap. The people that are praising it as the solution to all the world's problems are idiots, of course, but some people really do have problems with porn and masturbation, and these are the people that nofap is for. What does it matter to you if someone chooses not to jerk off? And why can't those that choose not to jerk off discuss it without being ridiculed?

I've seen a good screencap explaining it but I can't find where I saved it, it basically said that it's a well documented phenomenon that addicts of any kind(drugs, gambling ect) will react with extreme hostility if you are in any way critical of their addiction, for many people masturbation holds a shockingly deep psychological hold over people (personally I found quitting smoking to be far easier than quitting fapping). This phenomenon is especially pronounced in those who tried nofap, quickly discovered how hard it actually is, gave up, realised how little self control they really have and then begin to resent the nofap movement for reminding them of how weak they are.

That was a great read, anyone knows the name of the full thread where people discussed that?

Sounds an awful lot like stoners when you put it like.
Explains the hate. Like, if you don't want to try it, don't, but what all the vitriole against those who gain some benefit from it?

The best I can think of is like you said. Its just guys who couldn't hack stopping and have to militantly defend their addiction.

u mad b0ss?

I always thought it was the weed that killed my motivation. The thing about weed is that it boosts your metabolism (that why they get munchies). So I'll accept your challenge and nofap/noporn for 3 months minimum. Can you really sick your own dick though?

interested in this

Always thought NoFap was a meme, but I've been doing it this month to try and regain sensitivity after years of death grip.

Is it working el pedro?

>tfw used to fap 3 times a day to questionable porn

At day six I'd struggle to stay hard. That's a dark road. If you fap 1-3 times a week, who gives a fuck? Just drop the porn.

GF is out of town currently, haven't been able to run science experiments yet.

I've been getting tons of morningwood though, something I never got when I was fapping every day.

I don't fucking care what anybody says; when I don't fap for 3 days, my dick is easier to get up. Sex is better. I'm harder. It's pretty rad.

I have done nofap few times. My highest streak was two months.
I'm addicted to instant gratification (hours of porn a day and many cups of coffee).
Usually I just start because I'm totally disgusted with myself. And nofap helps me give shits in order. In sense of "having to resist urge and develop some discipline". Few days winning over my own mind I try to integrate habits like waking up before 9. Meditate, run, lift regulary etc. Actually feels nice to be winning over your addiction, which leads to being optimistic, which leads to having some degree of energy.
But two problems I have are blueballs. (I get these if I don't fap). And mood swings. (When I get a bit down, I just don't give a fuck, become lethargic and run porn, edge and then cry because of the blueballs.)
But basically doing it to feel like I'm not a slave to my own brain.

Nice! I fucked up and started looking at freakier porn and now sex with my fuck buddy is boring. I lost my wood more than a few times. A good nofap/noporn spell will do me good.

I did nofap for a while and think I had some decent results. But after the last time I relapsed I decided I would change it up. So I told myself I'd only fap if I had a really good workout that day. If I didn't go to the gym I wasn't allowed to fap.

However, I think I've trained a kind of pavlovian response. Now everytime I lift I get an erection. I can't help it. My mind knows what comes next after it exerts the muscles in the gym.

My last session I was deadlifting. Standing there infront of a mirror, wearing sweatpants and thrusting my hard cock forwards with every rep as I lock out. Eyes and veins in forehead bulging with effort, soaked in sweat, 4 inch penis straining to break free. Made eye contact in the mirror with the cute cardio bunny. The shame put me off and I slammed testicle first into the bar and dropped the weight. Ran out of the gym and drove home, already masturbating furiously in the car.

Not sure if I earned that one.

My friend actually can, he even demonstrated it to me(no homo) he said that it's mostly about improving your cervical spine(neck) flexibility, according to him pretty much anyone can achieve it if as long as they don't have a big gut or an absolutely tiny penis(less than 4 inches)

Edging is the secret killer of all nofap attempts user, srsly I know it helps you cope with the horniness caused by nofap but in reality it's only hindering your progress and will eventually lead to a relapse. Think of it this way: the willpower needed to force yourself to not pull your cock out and start fapping is actually a lot less than the willpower needed to resist the urge to cum when you've been edging for hours, your dick and balls hurt and you're dying for release. If you resist the urge to start fapping the urge will always go away within a few minutes if you distract yourself with something else, by contrast if you're edging the urge to cum won't go away until you stop edging (which can potentially be hours)

Also stay away from stimulants like coffee, they make you hornier, make mood swings worse and possibly even make your blueballs worse due to vasoconstriction

Masturbate but simply to the feeling of it. Don't watch anything, just fap and enjoy the feeling, nothing else.

coffee is a vasodilator, and there is no evidence that it makes men horny. cocaine however makes me fail every single time

(OP)
I don't
>To optimize gains.
Then you're failing
>I am sure that it increases test and androgen receptors in the blood beyond normal levels.
It doesn't.
.
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html

>researchgate.net/publication/278037398_Modulation_of_late_positive_potentials_by_sexual_images_in_problem_users_and_controls_inconsistent_with_porn_addiction

i dont

Regardless of this I've definitely felt an increase in my mood and motivation after I cut out fapping. It might not be the same for everyone but I definitely noticed it. YMMV of course.

i do nofap because i have sex once or twice a day depending how tired my gf is when we get home from work but weekends definitely twice. We both have high libido.

Last time i did nofap i had to go for circumcision. The entire meme is fucking retarded.

NoFap gave you a tight foreskin?

could be a placebo. Obviously there's no way of controlling for this.

holy shit lol

What's it like now?
Have you lost a lot of sensitivity?

I feel ya brother. Been in bed with 10 girls ready to go, have only actually fucked 2.

bigger loads/more satisfying loads/more intense loads

you seriously need to fuck off already
stupid faggot

>high libido
let me tell you a story user
>be me 5 years ago
>dating a crazy jealous nymphomaniac girl
>fuck twice every day
>fap three times while she's in class
>fap one last time before going to bed, otherwise impossible to fall asleep
thankfully I'm not like this anymore and my current gf is not a wacko
but that is high libido.

>you seriously need to fuck off already
>fuck off because my memes bullshit
no
>stupid faggot
Stay mad

Started nofap because for the past two or three times I fapped my anus/prostate would hurt like all hell. Now I'm too scared to fap.

I didn't actively decide to do it, I got a new gf and we've had sex literally every single day for like 2 months straight now. I'm fucking exhausted - literally.

Haven't fapped in over three months and I'm finally starting to pick up ambitions that I've had for years. Like writing, practicing Judo, reading etc.

When I was still fapping, all I did was lifting and playing LoL.

Don't knock it before you try it, you pessimistic fucks.

>Hypnosis/HFO
How bad is this? Ive been doing it sometimes since i quit (regular) porn.

Got any good ones? I could never get it to work.

All of a sudden, as of late, I have come to feel as if the act of masturbation is ugly, repulsive brutalism, corrosive to my spiritual well-being. It's actually a nihilistic practice, productive of nothingness. So therefore I have resolved to stop doing it on aesthetic grounds.

/r/gonewildaudio is full of them and ive probably gone through half of the ones there but ive never got them to work, so i think ill just stop because its probably not good for me.

Yeah that's where I got them too, I came kinda close once but you always feel like you wasted a lot of time in the end. I still haven't tried the top rated post of all time, so I'm probably gonna give it a go at some point.
I've stopped going to that subreddit though, it stopped working for me for some reason. And I ended up with the bad habits you get from regular porn too, spending so much time trying to find "that one clip" and all that jazz.

I dont recommend the top rated one, for some reason whenever the oral part begins i just go soft and the entire mood is ruined.

And yeah after a time it becomes as addictive as regular porn, in that its just something you do, even if you dont get much pleasure out of it you just put on a file before going to sleep. I'll just keep from any sexual release at all until i get a wet dream, as ive never had one before.

Autogynephilia has got to be real. Think about how many "gifs where you wish you were the girl" threads you see on /gif/. It just seems to be inherently feminizing.

I still don't know if masturbation is good or not, but it's obvious that porn isn't. Noporn > Nofap as a community, but the anger Nofap riles up on this board is absolutely hilarious. Like the idea of some people touching their dicks a little bit less infuriates some gaylords on here.

>racist gif

fuck off to /pol/

>getting this triggered over a hitler gif

>buttmad jew or nigger

Nein

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this is our site

>Getting triggered by a gif of hitler