Ted

My gf is drunk snapchatting me rn while l'm studying for a test tomorrow morning. I told her to be safe/careful and she said "don't worry l'm with Ted"
Already feeling pretty bad, feel free to make it worse.
Lifting's going well at least.

You're studying while TED is drinking PIZZA and FUCKING your girlfriend

Ted's going in deeep tonight, he'll take real good care of her. REEL GUD

why dont you stop being a bitch and find out who ted is

I can't explain why but this actually made me feel better.
I definitely just need a laugh

I've got bad news OP. I goggled Ted to do some research on your behalf. Either you gf is with an over sexed teddy bear, or an entire organization of "thinkers and doers" is running train on her.

If there's a 50% chance of surviving the procedure, then there's a 25% chance of surviving it twice (assuming the outcomes are independent).

50% x 2 = 100% you dumbass

It's still 50% you retard.

This is a troll thread how knew are you guys.

I'm pretty sure he's wrong but I'm not sure what you're going for here.

i can't tell if anything is real anymore

It's a meme you dip

doesn't work like that
troll
this, both times

50%+50% =100% you stupid fuck

wouldn't it be 100%% if it was 50%+50%...

No you fucking idiot it would be 100*2(%)

if your gf gets overly defensive after tonight or passive aggressive she cheated on you

you're all fucking retarded. he has a 66% chance of dying.

Technically he's correct.
You guys are dumb. He has a 25% chance of dying twice, 25% chance of living twice, and 50% of splitting it.

so the first time when its a 50 50 chance he really only has a 25% chance of dying? wow dude can you teach me stats cause clearly you know more than me

No, if you add 5 and 5 and multiply it by 10 you get 100% you idiot shit

IFT

nah. there are 4 possible outcomes each with equal probability. L=live D=die

a. Surg 1 L Surg 2 L
b. Surg 1 L Surg 2 D
c. Surg 1 D Surg 2 L
d. Surg 1 D Surg 2 Die again (Corpse death)

only 1 of those 4 (or 25%) results in him living and they are all just as likely as the next.

drinking PIZZA lmao

No, bro, you fucking retard. He's now got 100%% chance because 50+50 is 100%

slap that bitch

Relax now and don't worry. If they fucked then you'll find out in the future.

In the future, make sure she goes out with her girlfriends (make friends with them) and get them to keep a fucking eye on her. Or if she has a faggot friend, have him keep an eye on her since men can at least protect women physically.

If he dies in surgery 1 why would they perform surgery 2 on him? Really wets your noodle.

There is then a 50$ chance he will come alive

Fuck so now they're making zombies through surgery? Science has gone too far.

No it;s just statistics bro, its just the way science works in this case

It's 50/50 both times, retard. If I flip a coin twice, I'm not 100% guaranteed to get heads, just because the probability is 50/50 each flip.

Statistics has gone too far.

No, stop talking. We've already got this settled without your input you stupid shit.