Legs too big for sex?

Dump her, she is obviously lying, and would have unlubed anal for less than one grand.

this.

Maybe she's not a poor prostitute like you. :^(

Assuming you aren't rich most people would have sex with someone for 50k even if they were incredibly ugly.

Cut dude. You're what, 35% bf? There is a whole lot of size you can trim off those """"quads""" without losing lean mass

Just stop doing legs

Good. Cowgirl is a low test, beta male position. Try something more alpha.

Dude she isn't doing cowgirl correctly then. She's not supposed to straddle your thighs. She's supposed to angle her hips so they fit right in to the dip of your pelvis. When she gets home do some google image searching with that dumb bitch. Good luck.

>cut
>November

???

>that I could find someone else to have sex with who wouldnt give me hip pain

Great gf you have there, already considering her options.

but she can't do her jump rope routine!

Straight up tell her "go find someone else lol easy come easy go" then never respond to her again. Find some other gash to bash.

OH NO THAT'S TERRIBLE!

like what?

Ouch!

OK this just got cringey. As two self absorbed idiots, you are perfect for each other.

Doggy style is one of the more Alpha postions that normies use.

She's sorta an idiot who brags about having sex with a girl? If they are really hot sure brag but she probably isn't.

>to the people of forchan!
>people of forchan!
>forchan!
>forchan
>!
>FOR
>CHAN
>!!!!!!!!

Although now that I think about it, this thread is probably bait.

Well chan is a word in Japan you put after someone's name sooooo it could make sense with the right context.

I dont understand this at all... I have big legs and my girlfriend has never compalined. How the fuck does havibg big legs make it uncomfortable for her to ride you? Also she sounds like a hoe

She obviously has a shit recovery routine.

Does she even stretch her hip flexors? Or warmup her glutes before??? Tell her she sucks at fitness

Take a look at

ah! but you see! that text was in fucking english

not japanese, and before you say

>"BUDD HURR SHE IS PROB A JAP!"
it's still cringey as fuck, if you're speaking English speak it don't use the weeaboo words you race-traitor

Your girlfriend is cucking you because nigga those are some 10 bodyweight squats a day legs.

Never said she was using the right context my point was it COULD make sense.

IMO it surprising that she even knows what Veeky Forums is. I can't expect her to spell it correctly too.

Underrated

Well she probably saw the website page as she mentioned some of the comments.

Either that or OP is just baiting us

No idea if you're samefag or not but you are right it's sorta underrated.

It's a meme so she knows or he's texting himself

Veeky Forums's a meme? Veeky Forums'S A FREAKING MEME?

My gf says I'm like riding a horse because I got them thick cheeks/thighs.

If she don't wanna ride the pony then go by your lonely my bro

I think this is fake, i have no idea how big legs would make cowgirl painful for a woman

Well they gotta put their legs somewhere to support themselves so it could be tough if the guy has large legs.

A) get new gf
B) get a bigger dick

What the fuck are you talking about, have tou ever had sex?

Tell me how big legs would cause pain for a woman in pic related unless he's like kicking her with his thighs somehow

Your legs aren't even big though

Take a look at
Next time read the freaking thread.

as a girl who has had a boyfriend with massive quads honestly shouldn't be that bad. Maybe she needs to stretch her groin more, do some butterfly stretches etc. more often, the days my groin was tight were the only times it was uncomfortable. Also try getting her to do it while on her feet rather than with her shins on the bed, so kinda like a really deep squat.

Oops put them in the wrong order I mean to tell you too look at the one saying why she is doing it wrong.

L O N D O N

How come no one has insulted her for being female? Is Veeky Forums just nicer to women then /b/?

delete your shitty post then delete yourself from life, whore

Scared to make internet eye contact

>mfw thinking of you hurting

Scared to make internet eye contact?
There's the sexist Veeky Forums I know! though you know Veeky Forums posts can't be deleted right? Unless a mod is doing it

If any girl I was talking to said this shit I'd drop them like a rock immediately. No chance in hell I'd make a girl like this my girlfriend.
Bitches arent the only ones with options. No need to be a cunt about it.

>though you know Veeky Forums posts can't be deleted right?
Delete post, delete life.

kthxbai

just get new legs

If cowgirl isn't working out, maybe you can try diversifying your sex a bit. It's a good opportunity for you to liven things up. Maybe try shitting on her chest?

Why is this the only post that says this on a fitness board?

Guy tried to make a thread bragging and he's a fat dyel with small legs.

hi, i just wanted to say... you're a whore

Drive over there and fuck her right now

Wow, what an unpleasant bitch. If I were you OP, I'd ditch her now and trade up for someone who talks to you like you deserve.

this is why I browse fit

B E R N
E
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The elections are over, Trump won. Let it go already stupid Bern victim.

For stale memes and bitter /r9k/ virgins?

It's the fucking capital of Switzerland you dumb americunt.

How am I a whore? I wasn't the chick who posted that thing about her boyfriend In case you were referring to her.

Why the hell would they name their capital after Bernie Sanders? That's so stupid, he was a meme candidate and had NO CHANCE.

Dump the bitch, If she told you she can easily fuck another dude, then she's already considering it, or doing it

You know google just bases their search results on what the person searchs so the person who made that picture searched a lot of stupid things about americans.
He actually probably would've won the election and for sure would've won against Hillary if she didn't rig the results.

Haha fuckin Cem I love you dude

It's a "city" in switzerland.

J E B
E
B

Nigga the city was founded at least 500 years before any pilgrimms even set foot on that continent now inhabited by degenerates like you

Yes but why name it after Bernie Sanders?
That's what I mean, he was an obvious stooge.

He's also a false ideologue, he's just the same kind of neoliberal as the rest.

You fell for the bait dude xD
He was the best person running though, everyone else sucked.

He was not, democratic socialism in itself is a weak, impotent ideology that is easy to subvert. Now Sanders of course is not a democratic socialist either, but really a neo-liberal stooge that utilizes Occupy rhetoric to whip up a movement to serve his banker masters.

you're supposed to fuck her on top you fucking beta

You think I didn't know that was bait?

Sounds like a keeper, OP. Make sure you don't ever give up on her and cater to her every whim.

Fuck you you Swiss fag I bet you're full of holes

If you knew it was bait why would you reply?
No, it is not sure it aint perfect but I agree with like 90% of it.

because you won't be my gf

I know what democratic socialism is like friend, I actually live under it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bern#Etymology

1 cock rule

if she makes you think about 1 cock that isn't yours, it's time to start shopping

I'm not even female...
You mean like Russia type socialism as that is completely different also proof? or at least tell me what area you lived in that had that.

lose some weight

s-so?

Which were you replying too? If you were replying to my first sentence you said gf which made no sense because I am male.
If you were replying to the second well...how would so make any sense there.

We have it now, I'm Norwegian.

whore, you're supposed to wait till marriage, you know

Norway is freaking doing better then the united states in most areas of crime plus the homeless rate is doing pretty good too what is your point?
...Jesus Christ you were close to having quads which is sorta ironic since we are on Veeky Forums also I wonder if your trolling or not.

Patchouli is fat!

Wut?