Hey guys! Mind if I lift with you?

Yeah, he's sick in the head

>have stubble and wear glasses to prevent migraines
>24
>kind of submissive and passive
>tried to make pixel flash games in high school

A-am I a nu-male even if I voted for Trump and don't have twitter?

>unironically being a dick to someone that wants to improve himself and asks for your help.

but you're already dead, Wayne Static, go back to your grave

He didn't ask for help. He's asking to lift with me. Never talk to nu-males or women about anything related to diet and fitness unless you get them to completely listen to everything you're about to tell them. Otherwise you'll be listening to so much broscience attempting to refute your points and will be wasting your time since they won't do what you say anyway because you don't have a PhD with a blog

Oh sure buddy. You need a lift off?

I'll sell you some of my pubes so you can glue some more beard on your face. I see you still haven't finished your mustache

How do I achieve this look?

Fpbp

Who is this guy?? Seriously

Jimmy nu-tron

this

>bullshit stuttering
Absolutely. You are also a giant fag.

youtube.com/watch?v=QadevIBGVIw

youtube.com/watch?v=LB871SVYMhI

here, take your first ever sip of this and you'll become a man

Agreeing with this. They're never going to listen to you and just want to argue with you to look like they know what they're talking about even though they know, you know and everyone else knows they're being fucking idiots.

>girl wants a big booty
>tell her to do squats
>nah I'm not gonna do squats, i heard they break your knees
>not if you do them correctly
>user that's still really dangerous
>you can use supports to catch the bar
>just tell me how to get the booty
>I just told you, squats
>fuck you, I'm going to do leg presses
>she almost snaps her knees because she locked out the knees
>she quits going to the gym and got fat
>still didnt get a big booty

Women are a meme.

Sure bro. Always happy to see more dudes trying to get strong.

Egregiously underrated.

Because no one has ever made that joke before

ever

>Alan Thrall

Kek

Sure

Sure brah! Have you heard about our lord the god emperor Trump?

Yes you can join. I will use you for my turkish get-ups.

youtube.com/watch?v=kBk9M4wXTnM

girl wants a huge ass
>first thing you tell her to do is squat rather than barbell hipthrust which is the superior glute builder
enjoy your huge legs and OK ass

More like a bizarro Shaggy.

>tried to make pixel flash games in high school
Yea boi u sure are a numale lol

But that was almost 8 years ago

No fuck you fahgot.

I'd actually like having a goofy looking friend like this. My friends and I are pretty Chad faced, just varying degrees of fit.

Be so starved for attention, specially the female one, that you will ridicule yourself in an attempt of peacocking.