What are the best exercises for pounding pussy hard?

Make sure you poke a hole in the condom so you can get her pregnant but keep yourself protected from anything she might have. Make sure you contact her with a number that's not yours and give a fake name. Make sure you cum until you pass out and you leave a puddle of semen falling out of her vagina. Do it for Veeky Forums.

damn Veeky Forums I certainly thought you guys would have just told me to stay home and masturbate

she has a profile online with quite few yes reviews so im guessing shes legit

wish me luck brehs
only $350 for 1 hr...

You're certain the views are legit? Is the website itself legit?

we will pitch in the $350 if you record it for us.

reviews*

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yea the erotic review

im sure she wont let me record
plus why would you want to see my hungry skelly black ass pound a fatty?

>plus why would you want to see my hungry skelly black ass pound a fatty?
on second thought you should just stay home and masturbate.

Kek i knew it, fucking coon

>black
>skele
Maybe you should just fap and post the link to her backpage for research purposes

>would you want to see my hungry skelly black ass pound a fatty?

Stay home boy

jesus fucking christ what a pig

goddamit fit
I already sent her a confirmation for appointment tomorrow
shes probably checking my references now
cant really back out now dont want to get blacklisted

give us the link user

>shes probably checking my references now

what the fuck?

>checking references
Wait what? You need references to fuck an escort? What if you are a virgin?

References? The fuck?

you moron, you are paying. They dont need to get satisfied or anything

yes you have to get vetted by a few escorts before some of the higher end ones will see you
cant have you being a creepo that tries to fuck raw or risk being caught in a sting

>references

>black
Don't escorts usually turn away blacks?

DaAAEEE HIGH TEST????

FINALLY FOUND A GIRL WILLING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME GUYS LOOK AT HOW HIGH TEST SHE IS WOAWAWWWWOOWOWOAOW

>cant really back out now dont want to get blacklisted
Blacklist, what's that, the list of black clients so they know who not to let come back?

Legit, classy escorts do this. OP is getting into some high class pussy.

So it's not possible to fuck a high class escort as a virgin then

>tfw want to fuck a whore but all the ads ask for minimum 3 years experience and 5 professional references

Depends who your references are. They basically want to do a mini-background check.

>mfw pussy is so hard to come by these days that whores you'd normally buy require letters of recommendation

Now you have to do it. You have to breed her with a black baby.

not very artful but have a (You) anyway

>tfw nervous before the pre-escort interview
What questions do they usually ask bros? I'm trying to get prepared, the ones I'm expecting so far are:
What kind of escorts do you see yourself with in 5 years?
There's a long gap in your sex resumee, why couldn't you find a partner then?
Why did you leave your relationship with your last escort?
Are you a team player? What position do you take in group work?
If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

yea
wish me luck brehs

kek

poz her up with your black seed, OP.

This is fake. Either the escort photo or this whole scenario. I'm 95% sure this is a chick named Lillias Right, a fuckable fat chick posted on Veeky Forums this week.

Is this your phone interview or on site? I made it through the phone interview portion to the next round and have my on site interview for an escort tomorrow. Do you think they will ask any technical questions?

>the state of muh dick

Better brush up on the manual they gave you just to be safe. They usually just ask you the basics, where the clitoris is, how to give multiple orgasms, calculating the tips for her driver and security team, that sort of thing.

>starting to see the word poz more
jesus no, this is how cuck began

As always op is a lying sack of shit.

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deadlift variations, good mornings, reverse hypres

>fuckable
>fat

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I know we have to do a lot of posturing irl, but this is the internet so idgaf. Yes, fuckable. I don't politicize what my dick wants. It's perfectly okay for you not to like it the way I do.

>only $350 for 1 hr...

Only $350? Nigga I've fucked much hotter girls for $180 an hour.

>If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be?
Not sure, but I know that it would be a hardwood

Lillias Right as some other guy pointed out

That girl is just fat..

>pounding pussy hard
LOL fucking virgins when will they learn?
>escort
>he has to PAY for sex
Fucking loser.

Which is it, OP? Fat? Ugly? Both?

I seriously doubt there aren't people on Veeky Forums into fatties.

>Which is it, OP? Fat? Ugly? Both?
Reasons men are unable to get laid:

>Fat
>Ugly
>Autistic
>antisocial
>short
>dicklet
>unlucky
>time constraint

These are the ones i could think of, there are many more

and they are all good reasons for killing yourself beta piece of shit im a confirmed alpha so i know what im talking about so yeh kill yourself man

Forgive me for thinking we could atleast have some regular shit talking on an ugandan camel breeding forum instead of your autistic bullshit
my bad, faggot

stoop with al this justification for betaness you CUNT you walk over to her and say somethin funney then grab her by the pussy then you jut fuck her ist sthe most basic shit ever is this so hard t get through your tiny mamal brain wtf man you have a job? you lift? dripping hot mushrom tip in the suggarwall is quite easy expedition STOP BEING LITTLE BITCH

kill yourself ok? history show this im right your wrong, end of story(i fuck your mother btw idk she likes my hot sauce idk hard to stop btw)

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I'm not even joking, you should consider switching forums

I don't know what's wrong with these people but discussion of anything is impossible at this point and it's not getting better

That's my son you bastard! I went to school with xim!

Owned hard

>renting a fat escort

Wtf dude, you're missing the point of high test.

(You)
>Confirmed Alpha

>escort
hahaha you pussy faggot beta

might as well just let her pound your prostate with a strapon and call you Sally you faggot cuck beta

>conquest
It's a fucking escort, it's literally a tacit admission of being a low test cuck beta dicklet that has no business fucking women

IF you pay for an hour and cum in 15 mins is it over or you still get 45 mins of round 2?

>I have to pay for 'high test' pussy

Considering most of fit doesn't lift and are virgins, I'm not surprised at these responses.

What you should be hearing is you are a pathetic loser who doesn't get it and will never make it. Because that's the truth.

Europe is so fucked lmao

Knowing Veeky Forums it's over.
You could just go again if you still have the time for it but I can guarantee 95% of Veeky Forums can't go more than one round.

bro, do you know how hard it is to find a woman to fuck?
My god, you talk like a pretentious asshole

Let me guess, you have a gf who you sometimes nag to get laid so you think youre so much better than all the single guys out there looking for a girl because you already have one who reluctantly puts up with you

If this is the case i do hope she dumps for you another dude and then you will get to see how many nights you need to spend looking for that one single girl who is actually willing to fuck

You think you know me, you little bitch?

You are FUCKING WORTHLESS, your GENETICS ARE TRASH and you deserve NOTHING but COLD, LONELY, DEATH.

Kill yourself you fucking worthless piece of shit cuckold

Hi FACEHEIGHTFRAME guy, how have you been?
I see your shitposting has changed as of late but youre still as useless as ever

95% fit ISN'T fit, doesn't lift, and doesn't fuck. Look at these responses.

I can guarantee you all of these faggots fall into one of those categories. No 'alpha male' huehue is gonna fuck a whore.

You know why they do a background check? Because fucking mentally ill psychos pay for pussy. And these whores know it.

Face the fact that you have to pay for sex (and even worry about your performance!) means you are a fucking beta cuckold waste of air genetic refuse and need to kill yourself.

yes yes, very impressive straw man you got going on there but its not working out well for you
If youre gonna trollpost put more effort in plz

>Owned hard

Weighted Planks
Squats

Something for obliques?

>wtf
>5 years of experience required for entry level pussy

>confirmed alpha

lol can this b the nu-meme?

I see the potential.

>alpha (Greek letter) next to your twitter handle and "confirmed" checkmark

Thanks for the inspiration, breh.

Can you post pics so i've got something to aspire to?

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How much extra is that?

could be Lillias White

T H I C C

Literally this, paying for sex is beta enough but if you're resigned to be a failure you could at least pay for an attractive whore