>inb4 people start watching LazyTown ironically
>inb4 people start watching LazyTown unironically
>inb4 people start getting fit because they want to be more like Sportacus
Inb4 people start watching LazyTown ironically
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look at those fatceps tho
Reminder that Sportacus is a no-good, fascist that invaded Lazytown to impose his spartan cult way of living.
>Implying
believe it or not, not every ones idea fitness and health is being a curlbro or having a 4pl8 deadlift.
>invaded lazytown
>lives in a balloon in the sky
>only comes down when they call him
>meant to embody fitness
>looks average/unfit
>fascist
>wants people to get fit
>bad
Reddit pls go
Why do stationary pushups when you can instead improve your arm strength by trying to hold your head off the ground through a series of somersaults?
>average
I haven't seen anyone as strong as Sportacus in real life for a long time.
Also, being fit isn't about just having really thick muscles.
He's able to do gymnastics that a bulker could never do.
>bulker
I like they're big chins and the cute girl with pink hair
>average/unfit
>actor is an actual athlete who has won championships
>his name is fucking MAGNUS
>average/unfit
Welcome to Veeky Forums where if you can't dead 9pl8, you aren't fit.
He is cool but not as cool as Robbie Rotten
Doesn't change the fact that he doesn't LOOK fit.
Sportacus is a vegan, you nazi.
That merely means he's constantly chill as fuck, because muscle is soft and squidgy when relaxed.
>take single bite of apple
>go from being too weak to stand to being strong enough to karate chop a padlock open
imagine if he ate a whole apple
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He doesn't look fit compared to a roided up gorilla like Roger Pineapple, but he looks pretty good compared to most guys, especially for being 52 years old and considering that he likely doesn't train for aesthetics.
Will the autist fans call themselves Sporties or Lazies?
dyel detected, i bet Rock or Coleman is your standard for fit
Childhood is when you idolize Sportacus, adulthood is when you realize Robbie Rotten makes more sense.
holy shit you made me laugh but you cunts need to stop watching lazy town
Robbie is Veeky Forums despite his lifestyle
Athlete in aerobic gymnastics
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>FAg
>sportacus invented the dab
>sportacus must die
>we must purge the evil from this earth
>this is the gains goblin who has been sucking my muscle through my asshole for the past year
I found out why to not train arm strength like that, I gave myself a minor concussion somersaulting continuously for 10 metres.
robbie is r9k lanklet
When will they learn?
was sportacus natty?
tbf he is 50
>dat bulge
Sportacus confirmed Iron Pill.
>not having a boner for robbie
I have had this in my head all day. Thanks, user.
>>inb4 people start watching LazyTown ironically
>>inb4 people start watching LazyTown unironically
you there, boy in the street, what year is this? 2006? then i still have time
>you there, boy in the street. How much for a blowjob?
ftfy
that wasn't a real apple it was an apple made entirely of refined white sugar, learn your fucking lazytown lore you mouthbreather
I'm talking about the apple that revived him, not the one that made him pass out on a road during a green light.
He was on sports candy
my b
>spartan cult
But it wasn't little boys he was after...
God damn kek
5'7"
Sportacus isn't even aesthetic though senpai.
How come Robbie eats like shit and does nothing and looks better than manlet sparticus?
Veeky Forums is a fucking lie.
HOLY SHIT HE EVEN HAS DAT "JAW"
Where is stephanie now a days, that was the pink girls name if im not mistaken
Became a lesbo and adopted a retard, vanished from the public eye
just being skinny as hell and hot.
Das rite!
>implying anyone would want to be like Sportaflop
NOW LOOK AT THIS NET