Pic related is either Zeus or Poseidon

Pic related is either Zeus or Poseidon.

Why were they dicklets if they were supposed to be Gods?

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small benis = rationally minded

This. Also if he had a massive shlong everyone would pay attention to that instead

This. Having a big dick meant all the important brain blood was going there instead

mine looks like that flacid and I'm pretty average size, 6 inches

Greeks were naked around each other all the time. They knew it was gay to pop a boner in front of other dudes.

I know you're joking but you're saying ALL greeks were growers?

Why couldn't I have been born in Ancient Greece instead

The theory I believe in is that sculptures , such as Artemisium Zeus, were not meant to be viewed in a sexual light and so the penis is made smaller to shift focus away from it.

Greek statues have small dicks and balls because they thought these were unaesthetic, especially when most of the represented men are big and burly and proportionnal genitalia would have to be massive if you want to go the realistic route.

That doesn't mean they valued small dicks irl, just that they made small ones in statues because they hadn't the idea of auto-censure and it became an artistic convention.

White people in general are.

What would they need a big benis for exactly?

it was probably more an ideal. big, dangly, flaccid dicks do look kind of uncivilised. they always depicted erect ones normal size though.

good job telling everyone in the various spy agencies that watch your internet that you have a small dick

banging young boys?

If he had a footlong shlong, what would you look at? The artistic element of Man, or a big bad boi?

To reduce distraction, they made them small.

No source, some guy just said it, but it's plausible. Any ideas?

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i cuck you with my 17 cm. anyone who says is bigger is a liar LoL.

Sorry could you use real units? I only use measurement systems that can put people on the moon.

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>Pic related is either Zeus or Poseidon.

Well, the idea seems to be he's holding something. So a trident makes most sense.

>tfw too intelligent to have big dick

Just turn yourself into a hung animal for that tbqphmf

It was big to the Greek interpretation of a penis before African admixture. Though the Greek approximate average penis size did not increase to the average African, the skin color remained white. It's actually the greatest example in history of white dominant genetics.

im not sure mate

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Because porn brought about the concept of big dicks being better as they were the focus.
before that it was better to have a dick that did the job and didn't get in the way the rest of the time.
Source: Qi

Small dicks were unironically aesthetic in ancient times.

They thought big dicks = stupidity and small = intelligence

because big dicks usually got the artist in trouble for over-sexualising the human form, as well as the fact big dongs were considered humorous.

Bump

Pagan gods resembled their contemporary populace in looks.
It also serves as a proof that Greeks are white, not black

yeah except noses weren't the only thing albin*ids chiselled off ancient statues.

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pathetic

how can eurangutans even compete

Bullshit. Even tho at some periods a big phallus was associated with Barbarianism in other times it was portrayed as the ideal.
Source: Pic related (sorry it's not a quippy British show)

Cause it's a flaccid penis you numbskull

It would ruin the statue if it had a huge dong because lol penis