Be me on empty gym

>be me on empty gym
>chest day
>finish my routine, have to rerack weights
>I rerack my stuff, but the rest of the gym is a mess!
>since I'm alone I can take my time and re-rack every weight at sight! sorting every disc and dumbell by size, weight and colour
>my autism cannot be restrained
>the pleasure of a rack with well organized weights soothes my tired body
>since the gym is empty, no one will ever know about my autistic spree

let me guess. you are of prussian heritage?

oh god

I want to do this so badly but I just know the idiots will leave it in a mess again

Some woman left a bunch of weights on the leg press and didn't unrack it today reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I can't bear to see racked bars with lots of weight on them.

If I see a bar on a rack with more than three plate on it I have to take the weight off. The fact the bar is under a large amount of stress causes me to feel stress.

I.... get the urge to do this as well. Something satisfying about rearranging all the plates neatly unghh

This reminds me of the story about the guy getting stuck doing bench presses and the guy that works at the gym finds him and watches the security footage if him laying there all night. But in your case they'll just watch it and think you're a retard, the gym owners might like you more afterwards though

I don't mind if people leave weight on the bar when they bench or squat, but if you deadlift, please take that shit off and re-rack it so other people don't have to move 600lbs worth of weight trying to pull plates off a bar resting on the floor. If you can't re-rack dumbbells you're just a pussy.

yeah but there are no cameras

it feels great

>mfw I left a 195kg bar on the floor last sunday night

It's fine when it's babyweight.

I will re-rack it, no one will ever know

LET ME PUT IT BACK

Well I was doing volume sets
Wish we had an autist like you user

>gym has four different kind of collars for the bars (normal wire, wire with an extended grip horizontal to the bar, plastic clamps that have a button, plastic clamps with a handle that you turn like a pipe valve)
>they are scattered around the gym, nobody else seems to care that they aren't using a matching set on their bar

it's like it itches me to set up knowing that each of my mismatched partners are on other peoples bars at the moment

I did this the last time i was alone at the dorm gym.

We have a shitload of those small fucking baby plates and lightweight dumbbells all over the room. Nobody arranges it either, folks just kick them around the floor to get them out of their way.

It's a mess and it triggers my ocd ever time.

lol @ u white ppl

>mfw I leave weights everywhere for the next idiot to clean up

Home gym master race

>home gym
>the next idiot

Isn't that... You?

...are you me? I literally have to restrain myself from cleaning up the entire gym. Hell, I would probably do a better job that the guy doing the night shift. He pretty much spends his time smoking weed and watching porn (no diss against him tough, he's chill).

>yeah but there are no cameras
That you know of

>tfw you deliberately load the barbell with even weight but uneven plates for example two five kg plates on one side and one ten kg on the other just to piss people's sense of symmetry off

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>go to 24h gym
>always empty
>clean happily between sets

you lucky bastard

but ur center of gravity tho

Doesn't that create a moment arm that'd throw off your balance, if only slightly?

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I fucking hate you

Fair point however i usually do it with additional weights on the sides rather than the central loading for example two 20 kg plates per side then add a 10 kg and two 5 kg. To drastically misload the sides would just be stupid and obvious trolling.

I'm not even white, you self hating nigger piece of shit.

>tfw gym doesn't have 2.5s so you just have to throw a five on one side and try not to psyche yourself out on PRs

My gym has 10kg plates the same diameter as the 5kg ones but thicker, but also 10kg parts the same thickness as the 5's but a bigger diameter. Whenever I need some 10s I can only ever find one of each. I'm convinced they're unbalanced, but that's probably just by assburgers

Fucking hell, my assburgers

>gym doesn't have 2.5s
I hate this, I'm going to buy my own and take them to the gym every time.

Be careful, if they catch you doing that they might hire you to work there.

before i became home gym master race i used to do this a few times a week at my gym at like 3 a.m.

>round plates
>hex plates
>plates with grips cut out
>solid plates
>old ass plates painted bright orange

obvsly you can never match them without foraging the entire crowded gym and taking shit from other people's places just to sate you one 'tism at the expense of the other

You sicken me
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Funny how niggers hate exclusively whites meanwhile the rest of the races (including black themselves) hate blacks