One chance in life

>One chance in life
>5 inch dick

Coulda been worse.

same

girth is everything. Length means almost nothing.

t. 7 x 4.5

>one chance in life
>complaining and whining about something random you can't change instead on focusing on what you can actually change

Stop being an Emo

i have like an inch of girth

my dick is shittier

>you can't change the size of your penis

Honestly women won't change their minds if it's hot and heavy and you pull out a 5 inch dick. Just be in control and don't even let her see that you're insecure about it. Then if she makes fun of you later or says something say fuck it bitch I fucked you anyway.

Same.
Turned down sex 3 times because of massive insecurity.

>one chance in life
>big dick
>good face
>severe social anxiety
>can't look people in the eyes
>shake constantly
>i look like i'm experiencing heroin withdrawal

Isn't 5 pretty much average? or at least so close to it no girl will notice or care

>number 2 is genetic engineering

cucked again

I've been doing these stretches I learned online, I've gained two inches in 3 months.

Just keep trying, OP.

girls would rather you finger them and buy them jewelry anyway, really they're just happy if you're happy and treat them nice. they dont crave giant porno dicks.

>once chance at life
>5'10"

i feel like a fucking toddler

i'm 5'10 with a 5 inch penis too

why am i even alive

Report /r9k/

>I'm average
>why live

nigga are you serious

>one chance in life
>7x5 inch great looking dick

>literally 3-4/10 face (rated by people) with cartoon proportions
>ADD plus weird personality makes people avoid me like the plague
>no friends
>mid 20s permavirgin

Shhhh, we're preying on each others insecurities because instead of listening to lord Zyzz and all making it together, brah, we think that we can get to wherever there is by climbing over each other like savages or lesser boards.

my dad is 6'3

I have to look up to see his eyes like a fucking child.

5'7"
5.7" penor
why amigos- my confidence and ambition is zilch

not everyone has money to fix their shit like zyzz did nor does everyone want to do steroids and die in sauna with ladyboys load in your intestines

>All these complaints when sitting here with a 3.5-4" penis

no right to complain by far

That's what you get for allowing /r9k/ to shit up your board.

Report /r9k/.

>not embracing the god tier small penis humiliation fetish

serious question, can people in the gym tell that I'm lifting because I have no confidence, am a virgin, and have a small dick?

Yes, good point. I forgot that a completely unrelated but large character flaw completely invalidates the central thesis of "don't be dicks to each other". You really managed to string together a number of colorful insults though. Save that one and you'll be a big hit on /pol/ or /trash/.

Dude, penis size is the least important thing to worry about. If a girl gets to the point where she is seeing your penis, it shows that you are desirable in other ways, and unless it is a literal micropenis, it does not matter, because you can have other ways to get her off.

You can have a large penis but if you're ugly, weird, etc it is 100x worse

Good point. Thank you for the reminder.

Yes. easily.

>a small dick
Oh yes, unless youre sporting a huge packing busting in the front of your pants people will see that youre an inferior specimen
men will mock you and women will spurn you

easily? really? but I thought Veeky Forums said no one looks or judges other people.

Its on Veeky Forums that we dont judge, we are kind to eachother here on this site and especially to short men
Well, atleast in comparison to how they are treated in real life

Fucking kys