I've been already two months on a gym, and I see is a waste of time

I've been already two months on a gym, and I see is a waste of time.

I don't want to be a swole loser, and I want simply to look lean.

Not really a fat loser, 1.70mts and 65 kg.

What would be a good street calisthenics workout?

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Sit-ups, crunches, leg raises, side crunches, 400m runs (get it under 60 seconds at least), bench press, chin ups, pull ups. Do torso stuff a lot and run a lot, make sure you slay your abs every day except on rest days.

You don't get swole accidentaly, retard. You'll never reach your goals like this.

I want to be lean, not swole, fucking retard, learn to read.

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Holy fuck this circle of retardation. Kill yourself dumbass

Kill yourself and then leave Veeky Forums. You're pathetic.

I dunno, I asked the same question some months ago and everyone told me: huh duh go to the gym, you're wasting you're time.

collective-evolution.com/2015/02/26/why-i-stopped-lifting-weights-at-the-gym-and-do-this-instead/

Then I simply look at the calystemics guys and they seem fit and look great.

Now, I did one month and half of a gym and I still think is a waste of time, but most of the faggots here will keep shilling their shit gym to me.

You don't need to be swole to be lean, fucking retard.

nope, I followed your shit advice and went to the gym and I don't feel nothing I couldn't do by myself.
fucking faggots.

Not in that order, maybe

I love that you still don't realise why you're being called dumb.

so, are calisthemics guys a meme?

they don't seem a meme you know.

teach me then master.

>All of this idiots falling for the b8 while op harvests his daily (You)'s

>i want to be lean

So just eat less fucking retard. Calystemics or going to the gym is not required for that.

I don't give a fuck about callisthenics, do what you feel, just maybe learn to read before insulting others for being illiterate.

>Then I simply look at the calystemics guys and they seem fit and look great.
Because they've been doing it for a little longer than two months, you moron. Of course you don't get crazy results in two months, it takes way longer than that.

No, I'm simply telling fit fags they're useless idiots.

No bro, I'm telling you fit are dumb idiots, instead of advicing me to do towards calistemics, they keep shilling me their shitty gym routines and lifting even while building muscle wasn't my goal.

They keep telling me my idea of doing street workouts was retarded and that I should go to the gym.

Now, I feel I've wasted my time and money.

I know it takes one year, but I'm telling you that going to the gym is boring as fuck and I had more fun doing cardio before entering the gym.

You're a waste of skin and will never be worth a damn.

>calystemics
>calistemics
>calisthemics
>calisthenics

guys go home its bait. he really misspelled that word 3 times.

I'm trying to tell you I don't enjoy the gym, is like doing homework.
I had more fun when I started doing just jogging and basic push ups.

It was fun the first two weeks then It became a chore.

english isn't my language, smartass.

You'd better hope English isn't your 2nd either, or this would just be embarrassing

why?

my goal isn't to be a native speaker, but being able to comunicate and shitpost fluidly.

I'm better at english than 99% of gringos trying to speak taco.

eat clen
tren hard
anavar give up

>you are dumb idiots
>advicing
Please end your life or get your pseudo intellect off of Veeky Forums

Who cares what you find fun

english is not my first language idiot.

y'all fags who have no clue and y'all advice is wrong most of the time.

>I've been already two months on a gym, and I see is a waste of time.
>Your life must consist of:
No real danger
No manual labor
No real scholarly people who can critisize a physique
No self-improvement goals
No real older strong men figures (dad, brother)

If you want to be an effeminate beta-male and dwell in safe areas appealing to the untrained eye, then r9k,reddit, cuckbook,insteingram is right around the corner