Fell for the cocoon mode meme

>fell for the cocoon mode meme
>fell for the nofap meme
>fell for the gomad meme
>fell for the half-open relationship meme

Wtf is "half-open" relationship?

>the half open relationship meme
nice bait :)

its guaranteed replies

did you lift?

Sounds like cuckolding to me

I mean the other ones are memes but the half open relationship one isn't. My partner got to be fulfilled in her sexual needs and I got a sort of mentoring father figure with her other partners coaching me to be better at fulfilling her sexual needs, while also maintaining a respect for her by not spreading myself thin selfishly with other partners. We're only doing it for a few more years so I can learn how to be the best man for her, and then we will get married. Call me a cuck or whatever trendy insult you have, it saved our relationship.

what the fuck is wrong with you, grow a spine.

You don't give a shit about a relationship, you just can't bear to not have a girlfriend

Jesus Christ. If this is real, and hope to fuck its not, at least ditch her and take your new found knowledge to a different relationship where you can be the stud from the very beginning. Fuck this shit.

YES YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS
10/10 nice job

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>posts bait
>it's not even good bait
>kys

insecure fags

(You)

>get gf with a kid
>worry about cuck
>perfect relationship
>shes fuckin gorgeous
>probably going to marry her

lifes great boys. just man up and enjoy things

No fap is the best meme I ever fell for. I just wish I could keep at it. Can't go more than 2weeks without porn/fap

>>fell for the half-open relationship meme

This has never been a meme. You've always been explicitly told to avoid this.

>Kid

Dun goofed

>fell for the calories in/caloies out meme

it doesnt change anything m8. dont deprive yourself of happiness over bullshit memes.

Ok grandpa, what are you like 40+?

i couldn't handle the prospect of being with someone who would choose their kid over me, unless it was also my kid. its preposterous i know but i couldn't date even ariana grande if she had a kid. not to mention the horrible idea that i would partly shape the kid's personality for worse (being mommy's new cock)

Guaranteed replies.

how someone could sit down with a man who previously fucked my girlfriend and discuss what he did to make her cum is beyond my comprehension. my brain just doesn't have that ability.

>Yeah user, what you wanna do is finger her ass while you slam her spot with your other hand's fingers, makes her cum every time

i mean what the fuck. and you look up to these people as well? that's the worst part

dear god man. there's getting cucked, and then there's the whole football team gangbanging your gf, and then there's this.

Its one of those things I struggled with. Just knowing it wouldnt always be the way I wanted it to be with all her time on me, but its really not a big deal when practiced. My fear is that when I have my own kids I'll obviously be biased, but the kids older and I dont want kids for another couple/few years so he'll be more understanding im hoping.

I dont think it matters man, it just feels good to have someone who treats you like a king and cant get enough of you in a genuine way.

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