Any of you homo or bi? Can we have a gym&homo stories thread?

any of you homo or bi? Can we have a gym&homo stories thread?

>be me

>be homo

>started to get Veeky Forums 3 months ago

>Always heardhomo stories about gyms

>so far nothing has happent

The lockers and showers are an incredible place, nonetheless.

mfw no homo

>be me

>be straight

>homo dude takes a liking to me

>flirts with me, I'm being cordial

>He learns I'm straight

>Respectfully stops flirting

>Now we're friends

Gays are OK in my book. Never witnessed anything crazy going on in the gym involving gayness.

>Bearmode with arms size of my head strides in
>starts DB press next to me.
>don't wanna creep. Avert my eyes
>low, rumbling grunting at the end of his sets

Most of the stories you read about homos and gyms are all just fiction. Unless you're going to an SOPV that for some reason includes a gym, you're going to get a standard experience.

Lockers and showers are there for storing and washing respectively. The saunas in my local gym are well known for homos to meet and chat, but not anything else. I assume the people who use it chat about where to meet up next.

I'm homo but don't have time to workout, sauna and wash. Stupid careers.

>any of you homo or bi?

wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg

Yes full homo
Hoping something happens in my gym soon desu. Daddy been eyeing me off

It all really depends on what the location of the gyms you're going to. If it's in the burbs, well, yeah, nothing but normal people. if it's in West Hollywood then it gets fucking gross.

someone post the greentext

Im not really gay and dont find guys irl attractive but i enjoy gayish/sissy porn really hot. Its a weird thing.
So am I bi? I think i just like this stuff because its taboo.

I do the same with gay furry porn. 3d dudes just aren't the same.

Can't wait till all these fucking faggots hang

I bet you voted for shillary didnt ya snicker licker

I'm kind of bi (its just a sex thing i couldn't do a relationship) and there was a dude with a really nice body i was chatting to about deadlifts when we were getting changed
I had to try pretty hard to maintain eye contact hehe

Must be really annoying being full homo and most hot guys not wanting the d

Shoo shoo

DYEL?

enjoy your aids fag

For me it was the literal opposite
>be me
>trans girl in boymode still
>straight dude takes a liking to me
>we become very close friends, even with his girlfriend
>he learns I'm not really a boy but transitioning to girl slowly
>he starts flirting with me
>he finds it funny
>I don't

If he was ugly, I'd humor him, but the problem is: he's super hot, and definitely taken. What's more, he's EXACTLY my type. Confident smirk, devil may care attitude, leather jacket, he's the bad boy my mother should've warned me about, but didn't, so now I'm in a constant danger of developing a gigantic crush on him. Also the fact that he makes lewd comments and casually says "I love you" doesn't help at all.
He's a fucking tool.

No story and I'm not sure I want one.
Most people at my gym are either old guys exercising for medical reasons or arabs, I only saw 3 or 4 genuinely attractive guys this year.
If something happened in the lockers, chances are it would involve an ugly guy.

I regularly fantasise about that PT who looks like the third Kotze twin though.

Enjoy being a virgin

Tranny here (yes, some of us do browse Veeky Forums for exercise and feminization purposes we just don't make it public).


>Im not really gay and dont find guys irl attractive but i enjoy gayish/sissy porn really hot. Its a weird thing.

You seem to have AGP (autogynephylia).

Go to /lgbt/ and get informed. You may be in denial about some things, if you enjoy sissy porn.

>So am I bi? I think i just like this stuff because its taboo.

No, you like it because it makes you release your inner femininity. Also, the "taboo" part is a well known, studied, part of AGP.

Oh boy, you're walking on a thin line and you don't even know. Hurry up and clear your mind before it's too late. People who repress for too long have fucking high suicide rates.

I'm the tranny in

Go on sis!!! i wish I had a hot guy after me when I started my transition.

>>so much envy, bitch

I'm homo but never really cared about gym locker guys. It's like I turn off the switch when in locker rooms or showers.

But the other day I saw the naked torso of a guy I usually chat with and he's really jacked. Now I think about him from time to time.

You're cool bro

Would be your gym buddy/10

If you are still here, dont listen to the tranny
Just stop fapping to that shit brother, I did too and I am fine now with 8.5/10 gf

>Hey guys I have a hot female and we do that hot sex stuff were I sex her and stuff
Not closeted at all...

I am far from being feminine and im not gonna turn into a disgusting tranny. If i kill myself it will be better.
The thing is i have 0 attraction towards guys irl.
Hopefully i will do the same friend.

>be homo
>at the gym
>finish my workout
>go home
wowitsfuckingnothing.jpg

>tfw no gay friends
>tfw no gay gym buddy
>tfw no gay flirting in between sets
>tfw no gay action in the lockers
>tfw no gay brojobs in the showers

>>The thing is i have 0 attraction towards guys irl.

Typical from a transbian. I still say you're still a trans in denial.

Just give it a thought before messing up too hard in your 40s, like many like you did. I think that asking a couple things in /lgbt/ wouldn't hurt.

>Just stop fapping to that shit brother, I did too and I am fine now with 8.5/10 gf

I kept fapping and now I'm a 8.5/10 that could be your girlfriend and you'd never notice unless she told you.

Cheers!!!!

>tfw the gay dude at your gym is stronger and manlier than you

I'm bi, but the last thing I want in the gym is anything like that to happen. Gym is time away from everything like that and dedicated to lifting and nothing else.

>Getting played by Chad.txt

Some have extra motivation to a degree. Straight guys may lift to look hot for girls, but imagine if you looked as hot to yourself as you did to the girl.

Let him hold you in his strong arms, gently fucking your tight butthole while you caress his rippling pecs

>cut penis off so you won't have to deal with Chads ever again
>get fucked by Chad

Keked at that picture

>tfw homo
>tfw I know something is wrong with me
>tfw stalling in all my lifts