Do you Veeky Forums bros work? What do you do?

Doctor

It's shit don't do it

Maintenance at a plastic manufacturer

My day consists of inhaling searing hot plastic fumes and going deaf from alarms and machinery.

Hospital pharmacist, just starting out. Schedule is nice, I do 4 10-hour days so I get 3-day weekends every weekend. Can't argue with the pay and benefits either. Location is pretty shit since I'm a fresh graduate, need experience to get a job anywhere that isn't in the middle of nowhere.

Parcels processing guy for my country's postal service. Looking to become an electrician in the near future.

Car salesman

Besy Buy home theater salesman

lab supervisor.

Physics PhD student at Harvard.

usually there is some downtime during the workday so I just sneak out to the gym across the street. but my hours are from 10-2 (am for both) on weekdays so it's hard to be consistent sometimes. looking to check out of the rat race soon hopefully

Homocide detective.
More paperwork and time in the office than I care to admit. But I use to be a chef for 6 years, 3 or those as the exec chef. Some days I miss that but most days I'm glad I made the career change at 24.

>homocide
Makes sense you'd start your search on Veeky Forums

Pipeline welder

lifeguard

>hopefully police officer within the next year

Soon to be NEET after working fulltime in an office for 5 years.

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The memest of jobs. 10/10

Corrections Officer at a state prison. Pay isn't the best but benefits are awesome. Also only work 7 days every two weeks cause work 12 hour shifts so every other week off

start my first proper job as a pizza delivery driver on monday

:0

assistant professor in theoretical computer science (algorithms and data structures)

Research assistant straight outta uni
>Play with cancer for over 40 bucks an hour

greatest fucking job ever bro! i did it when i was 18 going into college , free unlimited pizza and heroes got me fat af and you meet some crazy ass people depending on where you live . Enjoy not having a real job while it lasts

T E A C H E R

Aka the meme job. can't believe i made a career out of this shit.
Bonus: in my country we fuck students and ts not THAT much of big deal. Not worth the drama tho.

lol what country is that?

Brazil.

Construction

Mudder/Painter/EIFS

Please kill me

I'm joining for 12r.. Is that a good option

Should go for a Magnolia Design center spot bruh

NEET.

neet for 2 years

Would I be able to get a job at one of those phone repair places with no references or highschool? are there any jobs you can get with no references or high school?

Nursing Assistant
I'll be in your position in a year or two.

Put people through exercises, use modality shit to make them feel better. Really easy but I don't like the owners much, they overbook and underpay is so they can just make more money at our expense. Would recommend to fit because you will learn bunch of useful stuff for technique and get free PT from therapists

admin higher ed.

:D

software eng (at a meme startup)

Software engineer

Good money but all the sitting is going to fucking kill me and I come home every day with no mental energy left

not sure how lax your company is, but I try to come in early, lift at lunch and come home early. time flies and i feel great desu. just have to get in bed early.

You know that the things they have you do there is illegal right?

I learned that in my own course of looking at those jobs and doing some internships. Having unlicensed "PT aides/techs" at outpatient clinics who they have running exercise programs and doing modalities (so they can see more patients and make more money) is technically illegal

I'm this bros counterpart. I do expert testimony and financial analysis for wall street finance firms that are getting sued or those that are suing them.

Literally wasted my college years and work at McWage

My only solace is being Veeky Forums and banging the various barely legal chicks around my workplace because every other male in my work is either a mouthbreather, straight retarded or disgustingly poor hygiene, sometimes all three so I'm the only real choice they have.

I wish I could go university but I'm a major poorfag and chose retard degrees in community college.

NASA Engineer (no bullshit)
Code and write documents.

unemployed with a bachelor's in psychology for 1.5 years wew

u.s. army

good steady minimum wage income, spend none of it, all my energy goes to lifting and eating.

Why did you think that would be a good idea?

thought psychology was what i wanted to study in high school

into my sophomore year at college it was too late to switch majors, just rolled with it

turned out that the degree is useless without pursuing a master's, didn't know this at all going into it and wish i had

was gonna pursue master's, disillusioned by it and studying and getting shitty GRE scores, decided i wanted to try writing shit instead. researched journalism extensively, nearly enrolled in a program but it was too small and too risky and too expensive.

pretty much stagnating at home with my dad and sister, not working and not researching a career because i don't know what's best. idk man nothing seems to be clear in which path i should try to take

I work in digital marketing. Lots of qts

How old are you? I pulled out of my first degree halfway through 3rd year and started something else. It's never too late.

But jesus you should've known that about psych. It's a fucking retarded course.

Software engineer I guess? Network security more specifically.

How do you like being a paramedic in Canada? Where at? I hear the states sucks. Alberta bro, I have an interview for EMT course on thursday

Air Force 1N3

videogame tester.

it's shit. I want to get out, I'm training myself to be a software engineer but I don't have the money for school so it's all self taught. The road is long.

I envy all you software types.

>>tfw no standing desk bosu ball startup meme job

u can do it user, i dropped out of high school with self taught cs. if a retard like me can do it, so can u
>tfw i have a standing desk and the guy next to me has a bosu ball

Commercial constriction estimator.

I gym during my lunch breaks.

captioner for deaf students at state college

Care to help an user out? I would love to be your intern. I'm semi Veeky Forums, can 1/2 but not 3/4.

Right now I detail cars but in January I start Police Studies at Uni

>becoming an officer is much harder than most believe

In the same process, started studying justice studies. Not keen for that beep test

Where is the I or the Q?

What field are you looking to get into? I want to work Major Crimes for the RCMP

James is that you? Becs boyfriend

Health economist

currently working in healthcare consulting but for an academic institution so the pay's not quite as good

I can wear shorts to the office though and I can choose to work 40 hours a week instead of the 60-80 some of my consulting colleagues put up with

explains all the homemade porn of it

I spent over ten years working a desk job as a sysadmin before I actually started lifting.

I started a long way behind most of Veeky Forums. I got puffed walking up the stairs to the gym for the first few months.

mirin your career. What language are you coding?

>RCMP
Well in Australia you do three years of general duties first and then go in a specialised field. I was thinking prosecutions

It's a phonetic keyboard. Think sounds instead of individual letters.

As for individual letters, initial K + W make Q, and E and U pressed together make "i"

maintenance engineer in an oil refinery

I'm a farmer, make some money off patents. Got a masters from business school but didn't like the work.

How much faster can you type on this than a regular keyboard?

200+ wpm sustained. It's much faster than traditional keyboards.

Nurse in a rehab facility. I work night shift so I don't really do any work

What store? Used to be asset protection and it taught me how to be confrontational with literally everyone over a fucking receipt

Officer in the air force

Automotive Mechanical Engineer.

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What home theatre would you recommend

plan on being there in a couple of years

What language?

NEET AUSFAG, GYM 7 DAYS A WEEK EVEN THOUGH I'M CLAIMING DISABILITY BUX HAHA GET FUCKED NORMIES!!!! Seriously thanks for the tax dollars workingbros.

Army, planning on applying for military high school (rank OF1, ~second lieutenant) next autumn.

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Night porter

hey bro I just started my PhD in that area, mostly looking at dynamic graph algorithms and parametrized complexity theory for the last few months. I rather like it.

What's your specific area of interest? What are you teaching? I'll teach a couple of lectures in December, topics are amortized analysis and distributed graph algorithms.

I sell frozen food at phone

Software engineer, in the automotive industry, so I work on self-driving cars.

Actually, I implement communication protocols like CAN and TCP/IP/Ethernet that are in turn used for autonomous driving and advanced driver assistance functions (autonomous valet parking), but it's hard too hard to explain that to most people.

still at school

I'm studying mech eng, and planning to join my country's army as a reservist. Hopefully as an infantry officer like you. I figure it'll be a decent job as a student...am I making a bad move, user?

Currently working part time at a KFC, AND a fancy restaurant. Only thing is, they don't know about each other, since I only just got the latter job. I dunno what to do, brehs. KFC is comfy as fuck, but only give me a shift a week, despite being willing to employ me for ages. Restaurant is only for a few months, but give me 4 times the shifts, but neither job tells me my shifts until that week.

Decent chance I'm gonna end up at maccas in a few months, since I'm most likely gonna quit a 3 year KFC career, enjoy my new job for 3 months, then get kicked out and go to maccas for management training.

Just how comfy is it? Do you recommend?

U.S. Navy

Soon to be small businessman in a year and some change though. Soon...

>mfw actuary
>chillest job in the world
>make bank for a 9-to-4
>v high barrier of entry due to though professional exams millshitenials have no patience for
>will never get automated because human judgement and people skills needed

Feelsgoodman

what kind of business user

you look supreme. keep up the good work