One chance in life

Literally the same wording and thread as 24 hours ago. Is it an attention-whore samefag or a copycat bastard? We may never know.

>can't get periods
wouldn't mind

>can't get pregnant
implying there is no birth control

>can make OTHER people pregnant
need to have sex first

>can rape (but don't)
implying women can't

>+40% functional strength
>+30% stamina
>+50% intellect
>-75% sentimentalism
>+50% autism
>+100% bodyhair
depends, mostly irrelevant

>tell me again why being a man is bad
>balding -60% attraction
>small penis -100% sexual appeal
>erectile dysfunction -100% sexual pleasure
>can't get laid -1000% productivity

>one chance in life
>5'11

>Being a man is great, the lack of avaliable sex is a downer but its litterally the only perk of being a woman and im not sure being offered sex from sleezy betas all day and the occational good looking guy is a good thing in the end
who said i would be straight?

Most of those are actually based on studies, not memes

autism.org.uk/about/what-is/gender.aspx
medicaldaily.com/study-womens-brains-are-more-sensitive-negative-emotions-react-differently-mens-354226

Everyone knows this shit unless you live somewhere pussywhipped like Sweden or something.

>implying women can't
Besides the fact that even dyels can push around Veeky Forums women, if they can get them into position for rape they still can't force insertion because the penis has to consent. Unless we're talking non-organic insertions here. Men can rape other men easily though.

>Sweden
>mfw i actually live in sweden
Our females however are pretty strange, not sure if they act this way but sex is pretty much something they pretend not to enjoy unless they are drunk and talking to people you dont know is forbidden

>one chance in life
>wide hipbones

top kek
My sympathies user. Sorry if I offended you. Sweden is pretty great sans the brown people and the fags.

This
>being really skinnyfat
>started lifting
>lost pubic fat
>turns out my dick is not 5 inch but 6.5

>one chance in life
>6.7 inch dick
>5'3 height

Im hard to offend mate, it is a great place but the feminism ruined it
We actually had tri-sexual toilets at the cinema and it caused alot of confusion, it was hilarious to watch people who didnt know where the fuck to go

Id trade you my 6'2 and 6 for just an exra 0.7 inches anyday

Small dicks are subhuman

>one chance in life
>5'7"
>5 inch penor
>ugly
>still managed to get a gf
We all have the same possibilities of any Chad, we just need to work way harder.
It's like Goku training with weighted clothes, only we can never remove them.

I like you user

T-thanks

>One chance at life
>Gapped teeth

>one chance at life, too chicken shit to achieve anything or meet anyone

Other than that, pretty gud genetics despite being a mudblood

>one chance in life
>born in a country where your biggest worry isnt where you will find food or water but the size of your penis

Do you guys ever get jelly when seeing huge dicks in porn ?

All my life I thought I was normal because I was the same size of the pornstars, maybe less sometimes. Turns out I'm just big

AH

Jokes on you

I'm just ugly

You can change that dude.
I got rid of my crippling social anxiety through sheer will alone.
Redpilling yourself on the importance and roles of masculinity will really help.

simplest shit to fix ever. if it's minor you can fix it with bracers otherwise teeth bonding

no when you realize it's all perspective, tricky camera lens and the girls are like 5'. porn guys are above average but they would look a lot less bigger if it weren't for the above tricks

>the girls are like 5'
This does alot
It explains why so many guys are seeking out short girls in dating, your dick looks fucking massive next to a short girl

>less bigger

You mean smaller?

The "oh no I got a small dick I'm less of a man" meme has been everywhere all my life and when I measured myself (properly, no cheating) I was
>8.25 inches (21 cm)

However I don't think it ever did something for my confidence, but would it have crush my self esteem if I was like 4 inches?

Iktfb
I have a 19cm dick but ive never felt like it did me any good, never had problems during sex but i feel like guys with smaller dicks gets laid alot more

>but would it have crush my self esteem if I was like 4 inches?

Probably

Guys with a huge dick (such as myself. Yes) don't give a fuck.

But small dicked dudes care.

And girls too, you know it.

It's not minor at all. Every one of my top front teeth are separated.
According to my dentist best they can do is file down my teeth and give me crowns which would cost me 4K

I'm a virgin but I've heard girls saying anything above 7 inches is too much and will hurt. So now I have the fear of just giving pain and not pleasure, what is life anymore?

Im the 19cm guy
Some girls ive noted do experience pain if i go too deep, this varies on position and time of the month/how excited she is but its never been a real issue

Fuck away mate, you wont hurt the girls

>One chance in life
>5'7"

Got anything that might help with that, friendo?

no one cares about you if youre a man

>one chance in life
>not a 6'3 with 7 inch dick

I'm 6'1" 180 lbs ( a little skinnyfat ) with 6 inch dick. Last girl I fucked couldn't even take the whole thing. Sure, you see guys with big dicks in porn. But the girls don't really take them balls deep. Even 4" can be enough, everyone cares too much about this and not how to lure the bitches in the first place.

>one chance in life
>6'3
>6.7 inch dick
>übermench face

>the worst Autism the world has ever seen
>ejectile dysfunction
Therefore:
>no gf
>permavirgin

Tfw my great genetics will die with me

>one chance in life
>bald by 16

>everyone cares too much about this and not how to lure the bitches in the first place.
Fucking thank you!
Major problem isnt dick size or how to fuck, its how to get to fuck in the first place

I just want 7 inches to jack desu

thanks m8

How old are you?
Why are you still a Virgo?

tfw 6' with a 7.5"x5.5" but probably going to never have gf to use it on

how the fuck does that happen. you aren't even out of puberty yet

Shit genes

>huge dick
>tall
>not at all bad looking
>almost 30 and only fucked two girls

This is all going to waste.

Yeah like the other guy said, shit genes. Hairline was receding at 13, bald at 16. Hairy chest/ back since 14. I also have what seems like way more asshole pubes than anyone else gets

Don't feel too bad senpaitachi. I also got 5 inches. Then again I am a manlet. A very small manlet.

Still though nothing is worst than being under 5 inches. That is where it becomes too small for girls.

>one chance at life
>am Chad
Thank you based genetics God

born through vagina

7 inch dick

big guy will never enjoy sex because uggo face

I was 5'9" weighing 235 with a 5' benis and had gfs in high school. Lost my virginity at 14 to boot. Now that I started lifting, lost 50 lbs, my dick is slightly larger but I have tons more tail available. It's all about what you make of your situation.

>6'2"
>5.5 inch grower

>one chance in life
>above average in almost everything
>fuck girls
>study at great uni
>not even made it yet

Does your pecker died or you just wanked to too much porn and you go limp mid fucking?

The only think that matters for consistently fucking hot girls is having an immaculate hairline.

>One chance on life
>Ultra wristlet
JUST

>15 cm wrists
>wide hips
>170
>ugly face
>going bald
>more hair than a bear

be happy with what you have

>one chance at life
>severe autism

Having a good face and a big dick is kinda just rubbing salt in the wound at this point. The only girl I feel comfortable with is my cat

>once chance at life 1 inch dick
>4 inch hard

I get lots of girls...but I feel like I can't have a married girl because of my peepee. It just means I have to find a 3.14 qt with a tight vag

Do you whip yourself when you fart

This, like a bitch. Lost 65lbs (30kg), gained 1,5 inches. Am now 17cm (6.7inch). Feels good, mane.

>one chance at life
>abnormally big and round head
Gives me the smarts but it's not appealing from the sides

>One chance at life
>5'9
>Ginger
>massive forehead
>big nose

It's hard desu

>one chance at life
>fucked up skin so sweat feels like acid

Thx monsanto i guess

>one chance in life
>lost in absolutely anything but intelligence
>forced to see what is wrong with me while knowing all it is, is bad luck genetics

Same here in Austria
Fat bitches think they're hot shit as well

Lived in germany for a couple of years and man it's like day and night

Tinkgen of moving when I find a job that pays just as well as here

>go make some girls happy
>with a 5" pecker

>+50% chance of balding or receding hairline, sometimes both
>+40% chance of being ugly
>+50% difficulty of finding a significant partner
>+70% more responsibilities and expectations

Also yeah
>+50% autism

Making a girl orgasm it's pretty much 60% tongue work, 30% dick and 10% hands.
You can be an eunuch and satisfy every woman with the natty lickaroo alone.

That's true, but don't let the dicklets know or I'll lose my only advantage

>Hair in nose
Natural air filtration

>one chance in life
>receding jaw
>1cm open bite

Thank god for surgery next april. Been waiting 8 years for this

>redpill
plsno

>this is what dicklets actually believe
sorry you don't belong in the 7x5~ aesthedick crew, better luck next time

>tfw gf's pussy is perfectly fitted to the shape and size of my 19 cm dick
>tfw she can't get enough of it

>one chance in life
>be born as me

>6x5
>all my gf's eventually admitted that they've had bigger
>they all mention their love of big cocks during sex and foreplay

do they say anything?

>5 inch girl
>aesthetic

>one chance in life
>5'9"

born with 6x6

>tfw going deep hurts the small girls

>tfw going deep hurts the small girls
I got a 18cm dick and ive never had this problem, smallest girl ive fucked was 158cm tall
How small are we talking here?

I forgot, how tall is your daughter again?

Struck a nerve did i?
thats ok user

Kek

its the girth that stretches them, at the base of my dick its more like 6.5. ps short girls can have gaping vaginas

but i thought 100% of nothing was still nothing

length is good, but 5in girth is lol tier

7x5.5 is the bare minimum to be in the aesthedick crew

kek at pic