A whole gallon you say?
EVERY DAY?
A whole gallon you say?
EVERY DAY?
Of spunk? Yes that is what your mother guzzles everyday.
You eat how many jars a day?
>not using meme arrows
>A *bucket* of oatmeal?
>I'm sorry, did you say TWELVE kilograms of peanut butter each day?
Jesus we are unoriginal today. We had this thread yesterday too...and the day before...and the day before. I prescribe a homeopathic herbal remedy.
Is it funny? Sure, but add some OC to it or something, please. Otherwise it just devolves into /trash/
>it looks like your ass is broken
>...ate three tapeworms?
This got me
>SIX scoops?
>So, you say you warmed up with an unloaded bar and then loaded up the bar with enough plates equal to your own body weight?
underrated
>I'm not gonna prescribe TRT to a 20 year old.
thats right
a whole fucking gallon of wholle milk every day
i used to do one and half.
...
>7.5 months? Really?
>8 consecutive hours you say?
>Goblins taking away your gains?
>Good news, it's not cancer. It's just pockets of twirled up grass.
>How many eggs?
>EACH DAY?
fuck
You heard me right, faggot.
>user, your blood work came back and it turns out you are in what's called, "ketosis". I know it sounds scary, but don't worry the nurse will be here with a cup of orange juice in just a second. I'll explain after you drink.
Fucking kek
>how recently have you had sex?
>So, uh... are these Pepe and Scooby friends of yours?
DELET
NOW
>What are you muttering over there..."thick"?...."blood test"?
DAYUMMM
My fucking sides
Sir, please stop calling me pajeet
>user! You didn't need to take your pants off!
вpeмя для paзpeзa в пpиклaдe
HOW many sips a day?
FUCK YOU DOCTOR, NO ALL OF US CAN HAVE PERFECT JAW LINES LIKE YOU!!!!
>shots fired
>I'm not an osteopath, but I can refer you to one. Which large bone did you want him to examine?