A whole gallon you say?

A whole gallon you say?

EVERY DAY?

Of spunk? Yes that is what your mother guzzles everyday.

You eat how many jars a day?

>not using meme arrows

>A *bucket* of oatmeal?

>I'm sorry, did you say TWELVE kilograms of peanut butter each day?

Jesus we are unoriginal today. We had this thread yesterday too...and the day before...and the day before. I prescribe a homeopathic herbal remedy.

Is it funny? Sure, but add some OC to it or something, please. Otherwise it just devolves into /trash/

>it looks like your ass is broken

>...ate three tapeworms?

This got me

>SIX scoops?

>So, you say you warmed up with an unloaded bar and then loaded up the bar with enough plates equal to your own body weight?

underrated

>I'm not gonna prescribe TRT to a 20 year old.

thats right
a whole fucking gallon of wholle milk every day
i used to do one and half.

...

>7.5 months? Really?

>8 consecutive hours you say?

>Goblins taking away your gains?

>Good news, it's not cancer. It's just pockets of twirled up grass.

>How many eggs?
>EACH DAY?

fuck

You heard me right, faggot.

>user, your blood work came back and it turns out you are in what's called, "ketosis". I know it sounds scary, but don't worry the nurse will be here with a cup of orange juice in just a second. I'll explain after you drink.

Fucking kek

>how recently have you had sex?

>So, uh... are these Pepe and Scooby friends of yours?

DELET
NOW

>What are you muttering over there..."thick"?...."blood test"?

DAYUMMM

My fucking sides

Sir, please stop calling me pajeet

>user! You didn't need to take your pants off!

вpeмя для paзpeзa в пpиклaдe

HOW many sips a day?

FUCK YOU DOCTOR, NO ALL OF US CAN HAVE PERFECT JAW LINES LIKE YOU!!!!

>shots fired

>I'm not an osteopath, but I can refer you to one. Which large bone did you want him to examine?