Veeky Forums, do you catch girls/women mirin?

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quality thread

No

>live at apartment complex
>park my car to get mail
>mailboxes in a kinda small fenced in area, not much room to maneuver around other people sometimes
>girl next to mailboxes throwing away junkmail
>have to squeeze behind her and corner of mailboxes to get to my apartments box
>she turns around as I'm right behind her and freaks out, didn't hear me coming I guess
>I mumble something like "sorry" and "excuse me" quietly
>she quickly walks off, doesn't say a word to me
>get my mail
>wonder if I look like a rapist/serial killer

Was she mirin?

bump

amazing feet

Most definitely, next time smell her neck as you're sliding passed her to assert your alpha status

sometimes, it honestly depends on the shirt I'm wearing. Most of my shirts are really baggy around the midsection. Those shirts don't get many mires. I think more often than not my booty gets mired cause of the shorts and pants I wear, but I don't have eyes in the back of my head.

She freaked out because you were so Veeky Forums man. Of course she was mirin. Next time tell her she has nice feet

this user knows

this

No but my girlfriend does

This girl smiled and kept looking at me at work. Said thank you about a million times. Wish I didn't have a crowed of people I might have had a chance

I catch them with the disgusting and confused face.

Almost exclusively by older women

Older women (30+) fucking love me and always compliment me, however, girls my age don't really give a shit

gives me mixed feels.

I've posted this before, and I'll shamelessly post it again.

My only confirmed mire:

>be me (152) working out with 135 bro after wrestling pracitice
>fire 'larm goes off, and we head outside
>Theatre kids there visibly rustled by my black tank and j00cy pump
>Freshman girl comes up, I kinda know her, my bro is friends with her tho
>She asks us about lifting
>Asks to see my bros bicep cuz normie
>Bro says I'm way bigger (no shit I've got 15 pounds on him)
>Show her mine
>She literally yells OMG and feels it up

Didn't catch them, but I got my first three mirin' stories and I'm more confused than happy because I feel like look-wise I've made zero gains.

>At Grandfather's funeral. First time seeing a lot of my extended family since I started lifting about six months ago.
>Cousin won't stop telling me how good I look and won't stop feeling my arms.

>Neighbor I haven't seen in a year comes over to give us a potted plant thing and condolences for my grandfather's passing.
>She does the exact same thing.

>goes to training, one of my coaches always teases me for being really skinny.
>says he's proud of me and can tell i've built muscle

Is this it, Veeky Forums?

>go to the gym
>sick chest pump from bench
>nice arm pump from weighted chinups
>doing first set of squats
>trip and get my fingers stuck between safeties and the bar
>brought to ER
>doctor enters the room
>blond blue eyed qt3.14 couldn't have been older than 25 by her looks
>eyes fixed on me almost never looking away
>sends out the dude who gave her the report about the incident
>starts touching my hand to see where it hurts
>make x-rays blah blah
>thankfully nothing broken, only some bruises but I can't lift for at least 2 weeks
>"You have to be careful user. You're getting pretty big and strong so when stuff like this happens it's only going to be more dangerous. Promise me to be more careful."
>"Thanks, you too"
I bet I could've fucked her if I actually tried to make a move.

I was doing a scorpion and as I came out this brown qt suddenly looked away and was clearly embarrassed

When I'm around people I almost never look at anyone's face or in anyone's direction I just do what I'm there for and that's it

So I don't know

>be me
>college swim team
>Day after birthday and wake up naked next to pool with swim cap and goggles.
>get Mired 5 miles across campus and town

Apparently I was yelling at roommates the previous night about not missing practice (which I never have)

There is so much more to this story.

They just show it less.

Trust me, you are being talked about.
It is just more "acceptable" for older women to do so (plus it's a way to get validation).

Ex : young girls do never tell me that I have beautiful eyes, whereas older women and men do it quite often. My eyes don't change depending on the age of the people looking, though.

Never. How do you know they're not just looking in disgust?

>My eyes don't change depending on the age of the people looking, though

There's literally no way for you to know that.

I caught an older lady literally eating me with her eyes today at the gym.
She wasn't bad looking for her age so I guess it was an okay mire

fuck of underage faggot

Care to give us the details?

Why the fuck are you posting here you 14 year old

I carry a compact mirror in my pocket so I can inspect my eyes during each mire.

>152
>juicy pump

>152 lb manlet gets off on the affection of 13 y.o girls

GTFO
T
F
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But you don't know whether the image they see is the same as the one you see.
What if the colour you call blue is the same as what others see?

Maybe he's 5'3"

Someone's jelly they missed their prime days

That'd be even worse

Nigga, mirrors ain't real.

>back when I was bulky with 17.5in fatcepts
>In class I reach across the table to grab something.
>Ebony sitting next to me goes "Nice arms....oh not flirting or anything"
>"Thanks.."
>Post on Veeky Forums
>"Fuckin manlet" "fat fuck" "scrawny kunt" "you'll never make it"
>I feel bad bro

do we need this thread everyday? its time to fuck off

>I was doing a scorpion
no wonder she was embarrassed

that said

>last monday
>walking out of uni library
>qt walking in from opposite direction
>i'm looking joocy, pump-like
>she's looking like average qt
>we're ~40 feet from each other
>we subconsciously or consciously mentally acknowledge each others presence (hard 2 explain)
>walking straight towards each other
>i'm not changing direction bc alpha so she will be forced to change hers and walk around me
>she doesn't
>i change direction so we don't walk into each other (~10 feet away)
>as soon as I do she says "I like your shoes"
>surprised bc they aren't that special, she's clearly miring gains
>say "thanks, I like your...everything"
>doesn't say anything back, walks past

damn. wonder how i could have given her the D

>high school
>Girl by me randomly ask "..soo how much can you lift?"
>110lb 6ft dyel takes notice.
>"100lb dumbbells on chest"
>Dyel stands up off his chair and walks up to me and goes "Bullshit" last year you were only doing 50s stop lying"
>"I am not lying"
>"Yeah well I bet you're still a pussy"
>I get pissed and start cursing at him
>"Wooooah big boy is gettin tuff here boys! You couldn't beat a toddler ass you shitbird! I've done martial arts"
>I get up and he takes a step back.
>"If you hit I'll fucking sue your ass"
>I yell to the rest of the class "Haha this faggot says he'll sue me if I hit him and he says I'm the pussy!"
>Teacher walks in and runs up and breaks it up.
When mirin goes wrong

literally? are you sure?

>college swim teams guys/gals practice is usually simultaneous
>sexual tension but girls never act because they know half of these guys are grody.
>always mutual mires, lots of skin, exercise and testosterone does that.
>my birthday comes round and my mates convince me we should throw massive party
>I'm not bout that life but decide it's my last year so why not.

now this is the part I don't remember

>I woke up at about 3AM screamed "OH FUCK"
>roommates saw me wearing sweats with swim bag and bolted out the door
>made it roughly 5 miles across town/campus(losing my clothing and bag at some point.)

It's always that one guy who always ready to cockblock.

FFW

>wake up naked spread eagle next to the pool
>only goggles and swim cap on
>ONLY
>730am....oh shit campus is waking up
>not a single fucking towel in sight
>cover with cap and start making groggy way across campus
>roughly halfway, it's the middle of winter m8s I'm frozen and hungover
>stop at college house with lights on, I need something to cover with.
>guess who opens the door
>girls swim team all headed out (apparently a bunch of them roomed together)
>ask for sweats or something and get size tiny pink sweats(i' mean seriously)
>they wont let me in
>fuckit and drop cap to squeeze into sweats in their doorstep

tfw i'll never forget the mires

yea, everyday.

I dont lift btw, just handsome.

>middle of winter
>slept completely naked outside
>likely wet, too
I call bullshit, how are you not dead?

This sounds like some american pie shit. Are you sure you didn't saw this story on tv

everyonce in a while, but they're usually pointing and laughing.

I think so but it might be in my head. Sometimes I see girls smiling at me

Winters aren't too bad here (comparatively), and I'm not quite sure I woke up dry.

No! I mean a lot of girls checked me out in the past but nowadays NONE. Fucking NONE.
wtf happend? I mean I am around 50 pounds heavier and thats it. I am fit now. 5'10. 185lbs. Lean arms. Huge traps. Acceptable pecs. I am no fitness modell but I improved myself in the past year. Gave up smoking, got in shape and NO FUCKING MIRINS FOR ME. fuck Veeky Forums u lied to me.
I dont know whats wrong but I am panicking. I want my mirins, I am used to mirins. I am addicted to mirins and I dont get any yet my former skinny 135lbs ass got attention from women. Something is wrong.

No, not yet. But girls at least talk to me nowadays, so at least that's an improvement over being invisible to everybody back when I was an ambulocetus. (200lb fat fuck down from 350)

>getting some food at school/work cafeteria
>it's midnight so it's basically empty
>see a girl from one of my first classes that I don't see often
>talk to her for a bit, catch up, small talk
>lunchlady at the check-in counter tryana talk to us, pls go
>she asks me why she never hears from me
>ask why I never hear from her
>she asks if she has my number
>lunchlady making remarks about her asking me for my number
>lunchlady pls fuck off
>give it to her
>get back to my room, text from her
>send a text or two back before passing out

[fithasnospoilers]>haven't texted her back since because I'm a self-defeating sperg who automatically assumes defeat and therefore doesn't even try in the first place[/spoiler]

>At large outdoor swimming pool in Austin on vacation
>Walk past attractive blonde in a bikini
>She looks me right in the eye and smiles
>Manage to hold gaze and not sperg out, smile back
>Keep walking
>Never see her again

what was I supposed to do?

>"Haha this faggot says he'll sue me if I hit him and he says I'm the pussy!"

he's right you know

How can mirrors be real if our eyes arent real?

l2reading comprehension

>I yell

>Almost exclusively by older women

FUCKING. THIS.


I catch a girls giving me a stare quite often. Plus I live in Philly and black girls are like black men, if they find you attractive there's a good chance they will say something to you. But yeah, most girls who say something are 30+, and I have no problem with that. I LOVE older women.

Yesss i know this feel
it makes me workout twice as hard

No mires for progress. Sorry

My opinion is that older people tend to give less fucks about what others might think,that's why older women have no problem complimenting a man looks.Must be the same reason why the old guys at the gym are always most approachable.

>tfw no qt scorpion bf

>+50lbs
>progress
pick one.

Give her some eggs next time and make sure she eats them all

If this is real you are an IDIOT

I'm asian...so no, they don't look

I thought I was the only one who did this. Glad to know there are others who are focused on gains.

Yeah, some chick bought me drinks last night

>go to ice rink (i play hockey)
>girl scout troop there, sticking to the boards
>every single 7 year old girl watches me

did i make it?

Have I made it if I can write basicly anything to chicks on Tinder and still get pussy, Veeky Forums?

>My opinion is that older people tend to give less fucks about what others might think

Yeah, thats pretty much what i came up with. I guess it goes with the saying ''The older you get the less fucks you give''

what uni? Arizona?

I catch a lot of girls looking away when I glance at them, like I've just barely caught them looking. Girls aren't very good at hiding it, it's such an ego boost because I used to be ugly as fuck. Plus I live in bumfuck nowhere so every guy is fat and gross.

>drive to a randoms house to pick up a large gun safe they wanted to get rid of
>Arrive at house and guy and his hot wife come out
>Shows me the safe and says 'here you go big guy'
>wife watches me wheel the safe over to my car and shove it in the trunk
>comes up to me and says 'wow you must be awfully strong to move that by yourself ' and feels my arms
>husband comes back out with the manual which I grab then drive away
She was a 7/10 mom with a YUUUGE butt

Where do you live ?

>mixed feels

they ask how tall am i...

I got a very nice mire the other day

>be me
>fucking a "friend with advantage"
>missionary style
>user I really like your shoulder muscles...they look nice from this perspective

L O N D O N
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>the saying
You got a solid kek out of me

my nigger

>inb4 talking shit on the filename. Saved this shit on my phone.

Literally was about to lift 455 for reps and this Asian chick stopped what she was doing and was staring so hard. She was maybe only 10 feet behind me and it was so blatant I almost lost my spaghetti. Literally facing me, watching me for the whole 30 seconds as I amped myself up. I think she had a boyfriend too, atleast some asian friend who obviously doesn't like me now (drops weights down hard as fuck when I'm in the gym with him now)

Was pretty cool. Turns out deadlifting anything 405 for reps is mire-worthy.

>be me
>not you
>me
>earn lots of money
>like a whole lot
>especially for my age
>decide to start lifting
>6 weeks into ICF 5x5 (thank you based jason)
>finish up and decide to go to grocery store still in my tank top
>got that juicy pump going on
>get chicken, eggs, veggies, and rice, and some whey protein
>qt3.14 at register
>obviously mirin
>she asks if I found everything I need today
>I say yes even though I couldn't find bugspray
>im thinking of asking her to be my gf and make sex with me but im too much of a spaghetti spillin' sperg autismo
Anyone else have any stories like this?

mods just deleted the mire looks thread
post pics of grills mirin, the grill and the pizza and that other grill mirin 5pl8 DL... I want it.

>Have I made it if I can write basicly anything to chicks on Tinder and still get pussy, Veeky Forums?
Yes

Lucky. Aryan?

>sitting on a bench in Venice beach
>just got done eating a fuckin hot dog
>two cuteish Black girls walk by staring at me
>hear one of them whisper to the other "Damn."

Well Veeky Forums I'm either ugly enough to warrant a damn or hot enough to warrant a damn and the fact that I don't know which one it is kills me.

I don't think so. My body is not that great, but got decent arms so when I wear a tight shirt they can look good.

I never knew this one moved before today.

>>Cousin won't stop telling me how good I look and won't stop feeling my arms.
>"solid"

>tfw writing to 20 girls at once and you start to mix up who they are every day

underrated

they're not jelly jsut fuck off kid

why does that nigga have a bunch of dicks coming out of his head

by not moving out of the way, next time just say hey what's your name

desu if he's talking to you like that idk man.

>at a bar with friends
>suddenly hear a loud screech, almost like REEE
>next thing I know, I feel a blinding pain on the left side of my face as I instinctively step back
>a woman makes a wild, lunging move at me preparing to strike again
>some guy grabs her arms saying "no, that's not him!"
>she still stumbles forward before bucking away'
>the guy puts his hands up as he looks at me
>'sorry, bro. She's had a rough night.'
>I raise my hand to my cheek, moving it back in front of my face to check for blood
>when suddenly I catch sight of the girl outside
>she's now urinating on the door of a car
>the guy that restrained her appears next to her outside and throws his hands up when he sees her and screams
>'Betty-Lou, not again!'

Was she mirin?

post pic

same. well, i lift now, but before it was the same story. skinny (handsome) dude that would regularly get mired. still do now but for different reasons