How much do I have to lift for a clingy girlfriend?
How much do I have to lift for a clingy girlfriend?
You have absolutely no idea how annoying it will become
they're toxic af
they'll make you hate life
lol just find a girl who thinks you're hot, talk to her and she'll do the rest. ta da
When they start wanting you to cum inside them during sex, it's gone too far.
>mfw all girls ive hooked up with or had a relationship wants this
Its not that bad though, i rarely cum during sex because it just doesnt feel good enough
It really is frightening. The fact that they actually want your seed to grow a baby inside them all of a sudden is fucked. Thankfully I've always pulled out or worn a condom. Fuck that shit
Wanting to do the thing that actually causes procreation is about as normal as it gets. If you don't want to knock up every girl you fuck, there's something wrong.
Now that's not to say your rational mind shouldn't overcome your primal desires, but you get my point
I have a creampie fetisch so i get what youre saying but lately its been not so great
Its hard enough to find a girl who is single and willing to fuck, harder still to get one who supposedly is on BC to cum inside safely and even harder still to actually cum during sex
>start hooking up with a new girl
>she seems vanilla sexually
>obsessed with using condoms
>afraid of even cuddling naked because of accidental penetration
>lick finger and fuck her like crazy for weeks, blow her mind apart
>make her squirt and have multiples
>convince her to get on the pill and remove the condom
>bust in her several times as her pussy pulsates around your dick and she moans daddy
>she starts getting too attached and crazy
>one day tells me she's crazy in love with me and wants to be my girlfriend as I'm prone boning and choking her
>cut all contact with her, still get occasional messages
>mfw
>If you don't want to knock up every girl you fuck, there's something wrong.
perhaps being a sentient being that's not controlled by prehistoric animal instincts is to blame?
This. This is you.
I realize that and I have NO problems with it.
>I was too lazy to read the entire post.
>It was like 4 sentences
tldr
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its not like in one of your Chinese cartoons, son
they drain you of happiness
>tfw
This girl is perfect. She's somewhat attractive but not attractive enough to have to worry about her sleeping around. Add some batshit attachment issues and you have a keeper.
how much do i have to lift for any gf?
>tfw no qt 3.14 gf
And now all of the sudden you are the asshole. Women right? who the fuck understands them.
>not attractive enough to have to worry about her sleeping around.
topkek mate, she can absolutely fuck around if she wants to
oh ok. dropped then
Especially the ugly ones, they will grab any chance they get to sleep around, because they know the distance between dicks are far.
I'm glad you already posted the fedora-pic you'reself
>because they know the distance between dicks are far.
No its not?
Ive noticed multiple "ugly" girls are very good at getting bfs, one girl i got to know from work hasnt been single for any extended period since she was 14 and now she is 28 and she looks like a female eggman
The ugly ones are just as likely to cheat as the pretty ones, just that the pretty ones cuck you with a better looking guy
huh. good to know. girls are honestly a mystery to me. I only leave my house to go to the gym.
on a side note where is a good place to met girls
naturally, as a sentient being that's not controlled by prehistoric animal instincts, one should anticipate a certain response from lesser beings
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Funny thing is, I made it perfectly crystal clear that I did not ever want a relationship, and we were just going to fuck. She agreed, and we were both fucking other people too (unless she was making up some guy to make me jealous). You just can't trust a woman to honor her word and act like an adult.
Is this an edit of a picture with an actual message?
Depends on your interests. If you just want to get your dick wet you can go to clubs. If you want a gf, just think what kind of gf you want and what she would do.
I.e. if you want a sportive qt, visit yoga classes or zumba or similar shit, if you want someone who likes to cook, visit cooking classes.
This works best if you like those things to. Don't go to dancing classes if you absolutely hate touching people.
Read models by mark manson, it has a whole chapter about it
I will text her back and ask to eat her asshole desu
Oh, and sorry for my shitty english
you've cum in me
Alright thanks for the tips. I'll look into that book, it seems interesting. Your english was pretty good. No need to apologize.
I get that it's primal but girls really are different from guys in that they worship your seed, like literally. If they're attracted enough to you, the goal is to have your child without caring about the repercussions. Once you know all women are like this, they become a lot more dangerous
I smell a lot of bullshit user
That's honestly hot as fuck
>a womyn wrote this
Something else that hasn't been pointed out yet is you came inside a chinese chick.
People who have fucked a chinese chick (from china) know exactly what I've experienced.
That's how you know it's fiction by men for men.
you don't know what you're asking for user
tfw 4'11 clingy gf
i love her m8s
I know ugly as fuck whales who fucked WAY more guys than hot chicks. The hot chicks have maybe 1-5 different partners, while the ugly fucks have 30+. I shit you not. Guys are desperate as fuck.
Which is?
>cut all contact
>still get messages
lol this story never happened.
the original is God instead of Elliot I think, its a normie facebook meme
These guys get it. Clingy insecure girls are not GF material.
You don't WANT a clingy girlfriend. You want a girlfriend who is committed and loving, but who understands the value of both your personal space and her own. Trust me.
Are you 5'5?
this. also, they'll cheat.
a fwb pulled the no condom clamp on me, but she's awesome in the sack. worth it?
(5'6)
Not if she lied about the clamp. Otherwise clamp is not really a big deal
Don't fucking do it OP, you'll seriously fucking regret it.
Source: Literally having my soul wrenched out currently by an anxious, emotional wreck of a clingy girlfriend.
You don't get to use words like honor, degenerate.
>lil elliott
fucking kek bruh
This. Clingy = insecure, which means she will jump ship if you don't constantly reassure her.
Happened to one of my fwb. She was really clingy for a long time, then she got to know someone else and I don't hear from her anymore. Now she is probably clinging onto the other guy and after a few months it will be yet a new guy.
Fuck them while you can, but never get into a serious relationship with them.
Race traitor
Fucking this x1000.
It will drive you insane and not in a good way. You have no idea.
>You're not allowed to leave me
>You've cum in me
Christ that is terrifying
Not the dood but neither do you of all races you stank-hole having, tumblr-feeding, two-timing ho
Degenerate detected.
(checked)
Okay, either all of you are living in some female paradise wonderland, or everyone is Zyzz-tier attractive, or I am extremely ugly (which I am told by peers I am not). Or you are simply liars.
Where the fuck are girls so frequent that you can afford to ditch a "clingy" one? I am dying for a hug or even a fucking glance and a smile over here. Not even remotely virgin, but it's been almost a year since I last had a gf and I would seriously consider trading a leg or a nut for a gf if I could. I'm seriously considering dling a PUA book or something (I've read Models already, it says nothing I don't already do)
I go clubbing twice a week, I dance really well, I talk to girls at school or at common friend gatherings/parties or at the gym or at the market or wherever. I always take excellent care of my hygiene and clothing. I do look like I lift in clothes, at least more than the average guy. I am not short or non white (so I don't have that excuse either). I am not a social autist, I have tons of male friends and make more easily wherever I go. But girls, no matter their background, appearance, age, social setting, etc, always have that fucking disinterested look almost as soon as I start talking to them and I always drive or lift or have sex or sleep alone. It has gotten to the point where a girl held the elevator for me and I was ecstatic at the memory for the rest of the day, until I went to my empty apartment, and fell dead tired in my empty bed
I don't want to turn this into any more of an Elliot post, I'm not even angry at women. I'm sad and angry at myself for failing to do something that is apparently as natural as breathing for you guys. But please, at least don't be ungrateful. And next time you come across a clingy girl, pass her over to a friend you may have who needs her more
>I've pulled out a worm from my condom
this story totally happened, and you totally arent a virgin
You're probably boring
god this is the lowest test post I have ever read. Get your levels checked my dude.
Daddy i will die without your cummies
If you think any of this stuff you're reading isn't armchair advice you are CRAZY.
The kind of people you are thinking of do not frequent this board anymore.
jesus christ im a 24 year old kissless virgin and i find you fucking pathetic
holy shit if this isnt copypasta
He stuck his dick in crazy, bro. Don't worry, every chick my dick has entered has been crazy too. All women are crazy. Both men and women have autism you have to put up with on a daily basis. Best bet is a girlfriend who works similar hours to you and lives with you. You spend enough time apart every day including the gym to put up with each other, know where the other is at almost all times, and there isn't always enough time/energy to cheat if you both stay fit and have a significantly active sex life. On top of all this, she needs to be raised right and have a loyal as fuck personality.
this is what happens:
>date clingy girl
>your social value rises because you are approved by a female
>other females take notice of you and may start to pursue you because 1) your new social gains 2) women are sociopaths and will jump at the chance at making another female miserable
>your clingy gf notices before you do and gets insecure and even more clingy
>this will irritate you and build resentment
>this resentment will manifest in different ways in your relationship
>two things will happen: she will either get so insecure that she cheats to make herself feel better, or you end up getting fed up with her and go ahead and cheat yourself
I don't think so, I have guy friends with lots of common interests and in my past relationships there were never awkward silences either
Still making gains, beard is phat, sex (well, fap) drive is through the roof, I eat healthy, test should be fine.
>If you think any of this stuff you're reading isn't armchair advice
What are you even referring to
>The kind of people you are thinking of
Who am I thinking of? What are you talking about?
I am allowed to sperg out on an anonymous Mongolian basket weaving forum, and it is kind of depressing if you feel like you have hit a personal best in self improvement and still can't get a fucking hug from someone
Here is my version
>date clingy girl
>you are happy because you have her and vice versa
>text her a couple times a day to keep her insanity on a leash, a simple :* should do
>don't even look at other females because you don't need to because you are content with life now
>keep doing you
End
>being this insecure
embarrassing desu
>text her a couple times a day to keep her insanity on a leash
Nope. doesn't work like that. Once she sees other girls noticing you, it's a matter of time before the baseless cheating accusations roll in.
>Who am I thinking of? What are you talking about?
They're pretty much legends of Veeky Forums. Heard of Jojan?
Just finished up getting a restraining order on this girl. psycho being belief. started sending me messages with knives and threatened to kill herself if i didn't call her back.
My gilfriend called me 18 times last night because my phone died.
I had over 40 texts and shit too.
It's actually not nice user, you can't ever have a moment of peace and if you ever say
"i need some alone time" they freak out and suck your soul.
You're not real. People can see through the facade you put on and it's destroying your chances with women. Try to be more true to yourself and less the image you feel you need to put on to appeal. You'll be happier, and you'll be much more likely to find someone who wants to be with the real you.
The first 3 lines of that are what I, as an autistic permavirgin, see as valuable in a clingy girlfriend.
I mean, I've heard that if you have a girlfriend, even if girls you see in real life (in public, school, work, wherever you are or whatever age you are) don't see you with a girlfriend, they like, innately know that you have one (something aabout how you carry yourself differently?) and treat you different, flirt with you more, or some shit.
So like, if my social value would go up and I could expand my friend/girl circle, what's the problem? Probably bad for normal people, but for people like me I guess it would be a positive
block her fucking number and message you chucklefuck
I'm assuming you can do that on your ipleb device.
>Girl i know for a while, who i get with a few times a year messages me
>Can we into relationship?
>what
>no previous relationships
idontknowwhattofeel.jpg
Anyone else really turned off by girls taking initiative?
>text her a couple times a day
user, even if you have a normal non-clingy girl, you're going to be texting more than a couple of times a day.
With a clingy girl you can expect massive insecurity from you simply taking a 20-30min drive somewhere. That 20-30mins will be interpreted as you telling her she's worthless. You will then spend hours trying to make it up and promise that you were just on the road and couldn't text.
my clingy gf cheated on me all because I stopped texting her at 2am every night. mind you I WAS WORKING A NIGHT SHIFT JOB
was some classmate of hers also.
he dumped her like a month later then she showed up at my place begging for forgiveness.
calmly told her to never come here again and she's dead too me.
>implying that is a valid solution to someone's mental disability
> implying I didn't want her to get help above all else because I'm not a self centered autist fuck. kys
She was a toxic person but its hard when you date someone for 2 years and watch them fall apart like that and turn into someone calling you from a mental hospital screaming. maybe I care too much but oh well.
Stop thinking about women m8
The problem is the clingy girl's insecurity. Dealing with someone irrational is terrible. She will be living in her own delusions and won't actually be in love with you, just the security and validation you provide. Clingy people aren't whole people.
Chicken and the egg scenario breh. They see the qualities of a social lifter
I had a semi clingy gf once, shit was fucked
They will drive you insane mate it's not worth it
Just turn off your hormones lmao
Appreciate that you seem to be trying to help
>You're not real.
Why yes I am
>People can see through the facade you put on and it's destroying your chances with women.
Okay, I don't think this relates to me in any way, but I don't have two distinct personalities where I put on my happy face in the club and my bitter face at home, I am me.
>Try to be more true to yourself and less the image you feel you need to put on to appeal.
Again, I can't tell what image of me I conveyed with my posts, but I am not a fake it till you make it guy, I am as simple as it gets. I genuinely enjoy dancing, which is why I took it up as a hobby instead of something else. I genuinely believe in /looksmaxing/ as a way of life (early Hulse, be the best version of you, etc), I enjoy the procedure of putting on well fitting and matching clothes and shoes and a good perfume. I genuinely thought your beagle was cute and wanted to pet him, I fucking love dogs. I have a lab myself. I genuinely found interesting that you made a /diy/ necklace instead of buying one, it shows that you appreciate some things in life besides just consuming. I honestly thought that it was badass that you stepped forward to dance with that poor literal retard from the salsa class when all the other girls thought he was disgusting.
I really am just me.
>to find someone who wants to be with the real you.
I'm hoping for the same thing.
>user, even if you have a normal non-clingy girl, you're going to be texting more than a couple of times a day.
I mean when you are at work or school or something
>a 20-30min drive somewhere. That 20-30mins will be interpreted as you telling her she's worthless
This is an extreme case and I am still kind of thinking that it beats whining on a Chinese cartoon forum
Wish I could push a button and do it, doesn't work that simply. Have even tried meditation.
You sound like you're being too nice. how old are you?
24, why
Please don't start posting about negging or something, I am not supposed to fake my behaviour
I've been told to do it and cringe at the idea
>not realizing feelings change
>not realizing sex creates attachment
Come back when you've graduated high school.
What's bullshit about this? I'm not claiming to be swimming in pussy. But shit happens
Idk man it just seems like you're putting too much effort into going after women. Just do what you do, be social and that but try to stop constantly thinking about getting a gf whenever you see a girl. Girls can tell when you're desperate, idk how but they just can. Also are you ugly?
have you ever tried to ignore them? I think thats what Im doing and always works. You sound like you give them everything they wanna hear and women dont like that.
Ignore them, dont jump around them like a bazaar monkey. Dont look at them all the time.
When you meet her the 3rd or 4th time say something like this: "Hey the thing you said 2 weeks ago was really funny haha" and try quote her. She will think "wow he remembers what I said 2 weeks ago. so I did get his attention finally and he is so mindful and like my jokes. he is such a cool guy". She will be so fucking proud.
Later you can give her some mild compliment. Some generic shit. "you like her taste, or her book, her shoes" whatver.
Talk about books a lot. Bitches love books.
One more thing, this shit is only working in groups.
Dont try to pick up strangers in nightclubs, that shit is nasty, often disappointing and completly not for everyone. Always go for the friends of ur friends.
>Girls can tell when you're desperate,
no they can't. if they did women wouldn't be the victims of abusive relationships over and over again.
he probably just has a shitty personality that turns ppl off.
annoying but at least you know where she is all the time, on your dick