Oh, you like working out!?

How about 10k you lazy bitch

you'll get off the beaten dick after she's done with you bud

y-you t-too...

Kek

Sure, and how about you deadlift 500lbs with me you ginger bitch? Your tits are so small i could fit them inside my tight virgin booipucci. There better be a dick under that dress you passive aggressive cunt.

post boipucci

Most people who say they run 5k really just walk half of it.
Bunch of underachieving liars

No sorry, I have a test on stokes theorem and DE's at 9:15

Is there anyone on Veeky Forums who cant run a 5k? Especially at a womans pace? Shit, a women running is like a brisk walk for me.

>going to Veeky Forums and learning relatively high level math
Please marry me, no homo

>9:15am
Breh that sucks

Not even high level BRUh,
I need 60% on the exam; have no idea how to solve laplace IVP with switch functions
agony thy name is

oh my god heaviside/delta laplace IVP, i have a test on that shit too hard af lmao

Yeah cunt goodluck mate honestly at this stage the exam room is just a desk with a course 3 inch radius concrete pole and you have 3 hours to snap it off at the base with your asshole

why not, just did a 7k and its only my third time running ever.

Nope. Don't like jogging. Wanna go rowing before the lake freezes over?

>um.. rowing, user?
>ok... Well I'm just going to ask chad instead
>Why are you still looking at me?

Holy shit mommy issues.

Okay babe, then the next day how about you come along with me on a 50 mile ride in the hills? Should only take about 3 hours at most.

Shoo gainz goblin

>implying you can ride at 50 mils an hour
keep talking shit manlet

>Okay babe, then the next day how about you come along with me on a 50 mile ride in the hills? Should only take about 3 hours at most.

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Go back to 3rd Grade faggot

Are you literally retarded?

How do you figure 50 miles in 3 hours equals 50mph?

world record speed:

>"This year, Rohan Dennis broke a record for fastest average speed in a time trial at 34.5 miles per hour (55.446kmph). As a rule, the pack can hammer on flats at around 26-29mph. That certainly varies, and you’ll often hear Paul and Phil talk about how the peloton is moving at well over 30mph."

Just casually going faster than tour de france riders

nice actual try manlet

Will probably barely break a sweat, and I'm a sweaty motherfucker.

I'm squatting tomorrow you retard, I can't run

I like the way you think user. Perfect place to partake in a bit o the ol ultraviolence with the ol wangslanger

>It's gotta be one person right

on the internet, no one knows you're a dog

50/3=16.67mph average.
Go back to 3rd Grade, learn some reading comprehension, and learn some basic math while you're at it.

>not waking up at 5 am to go on a moti run as God intended
>not eating moti chow to fuel brain after cold shower
>dat der satisfied belly and runner's high otw to campus
>ace test cuz so high speed and operating optimally
>"hey babe I'm glad we went on that run this morning, I aced my test and I feel great. Let's hang out again tonight."

>these are the people giving fitness advice

>laplace transforms
>remotely difficult
Fourier/Z-transforms are fun.

t. Electrical Engineer

N-No
I got to go die in a sauna tomorrow.

Are you retarded?
He said he is going to ride 50mph and 3 hours
he wants this chick to ride 3 times that distance

>electrical engineer
>anime
yeeeeep
you lads are the most autistic group, by far

okay, but can we make it 10? I'll slow down the tempo if you get tiered.

Jokes on you my lifts are terrible but im good at running ha ha ha kill me pls

I can see part of my crown when my hair is greasy or wet.
I don't know if it's thining because of balding or because of my unhealthy neet diet for 3 years.

>girl from gym invited me to a cancer awareness 5k
>we've been running together every day
>keeps running through my mind to ask her out
>Have gained muscle since lifting but no confidence in myself

Play it cool, user
Make her come to you,

>implying a man would need to train even once to run a faster 5k than 99 percent of all women

this bitch would eat my dust

based Shannon Bubb

>5k
My lungs are failing after the first 100m lmao

>Using your aerobic system on an anaerobic distance

LMAO

Had 5 girls asking me if they could come with me on a morning run after I tell them I run 10k 3 times a week in the morning.
Only 2 really came along thou, the other 3 just wanted an excuse for my number.
Life is so much easier if you're handsome. I feel bad for real uglycucks not for overweight people who are ugly because of their weight. But real genuine ugly people. They'll never get a real qt before the age of 30 when they're all used up anyway.

If you can't even run a 5k then you should just give up and become a landwhale. 5K is nothing. Even without regular cardio you should be able to do 5k. My 80 year old gran could run a 5k.

Looks like the gains goblin fed on her shoulders.

Only 5? Is it a cooldown day? I know a great trail that's 12k

wheres the user that was compiling all these posts into one inage?
hey user you have no life.jpg

how do we go from laplace to this?

This. Generally, if a girl says "I ran 5k today" what she means is "I got up to a running pace for a few minutes during my 5k walk today"

>my goal is feeling good

Spoken like a true heroin addict. Confirmed for never making it.

>relatively high level math
>calc 1A

Yea but can your grandma low bar squat 160 kilos

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When I was in university I met a hot German chick. We were talking about sport. So, she asked me what sport I do. Keeping my cool, I answered fitness (true) and running (lie, I hate running and I used to smoke two packs a day). She says that this is wonderful, because she's training for a marathon - so we can go run together - only 10 to 20 km. I said, ok and never called her.

Only 5k! Guess I got lucky this time.

A new kind of autism

chad here, 'playing cool' is terrible advice.
ask her now, every day that passes is another day when she thinks you're not interested

sure, but would you be able to un atleast 10k ?

This is chad's brother. Can confirm that playing it cool is a poor choice.

Nodnol?

>running with women
fuck that last time I did it I nearly died of boredom
>short stride
>non-existent tempo
>no stamina
fuck that

I want you as my gaybro.

but cardio is for fags

True. Most physical activity is ruined when a woman is involved.

>my goal is feeling good

Just like any fatty would say. Never gonna make it

Just do it
I believe in you

He was the hero we did not deserve, and so he left. Perhaps one day he will be back, and save us from this blight