While you're in the gym excited about benching 2pl8

While you're in the gym excited about benching 2pl8

CHAD cums all over your crushes FACE

I have many crushes, many dating, so you're probably right.
But that is life, and in the end, it's about being happy, so if benching 2pl8 makes me happy, then so be it, I'll take one step at a time.

>5'8

sage

>While YOURE at home wondering if she knows you EXIST
>CHADS was at a PARTY and she showed him her TITS

Do you have to be always cutting to be like that?

At least I ain't a manlet.

>YOU wake up early and eat oats AGAIN
>CHAD fucks her hard and SLEEPS IN til TEN

>finally getting that nice shoulder width
>CHAD could still kick your ass and DOESNT even LIFT

those are the noob gains of a skinny dyel

>you cut hard and eat food you that you hate
>CHAD fucks your oneitis WITHOUT even one DATE

>you try to fall asleep but hate life and yourself
>CHAD is always happy and was BORN into WEALTH

Ive never seen a skelly crawl out to that mode

>you're in the gym on another Friday night
>CHADS with your CRUSH having the time of his LIFE

Wrong image. Fuck

>stay sharp harp

>youre a virgin browsing Veeky Forums
>chad is the cock and your oneits the hen

>YOURE wasting your LIFE on a japanese fitness BOARD
>CHAD and his BROS just made your crush their WHORE

Chad's on the inclined press, eh? Guess I'll get some accessories in while I wait for him to finish.

>this is the person giving you fitness advice

This hurts a lot more than it should?

Wen you LIFT until your dreams come to be TRUE

CHAD its in the mirror laughing back at YOU

Hold me brehs.

more like 5'5

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>you're doing SQUATS with your ASS to the GROUND
>Chad fucks your GF and gives her ASS to MOUTH