You guys are always whining about having no gf but cheat on your gfs when you finally have one

Is there any prospect of it getting better?

What will be your first act when you become a wizard, Harry?

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It's not supposed to.
You're doing a bad job at it, and she's all tuckered out when she gets home.

Well, I can't cheat on someone who doesn't exist, so of course I want a gf.

Never cheated a day in my life. Have been cheated on though.

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>sex slows down 2 months in

dropped immediately. Sex shouldn't slow down for usually at least a year

No we don't, most of us don't have the opportunity.

Regardless of that, women like men who cheat, it demonstrates higher value.

Cheating is degenerate. If i was about to fuck another girl and i made that decision i would literally call and break up with my girlfriend first.

I cheated on my current girlfriend twice. Once with her best friend before we started dating officially and once with a random because I was getting bored with the relationship in general.

I'm done with cheating though. The guilt isn't worth the brief hour of pleasure.

why does this happen

I mean, given the time frame it isn't that big a difference user. Semantics really

It is, your partner knows that you're ending the relationship.

t. Ugly fat bitch

>You guys are always whining about having no gf but cheat on your gfs when you finally have one.
1. You're assuming any of these faggots actually GET girlfriends in the first place instead of just lying about it.
2. You're also assuming they're not lying about cheating on their non-existent girlfriends.
3. Assuming #1 and #2 are not true, you're furthermore assuming they're not just natural-born assholes in the first place, and corner-cases so far as males in general go, not in any way representative of our gender in general. In this case they view females as objects to be posessed and used, not as human beings. They'll either grow up out of that nonsense, or they'll be serial monogamists, ultimately ending up dying alone, having 'used up' all available relationship material.

Because they have the power

I met a guy who also lurks on Veeky Forums and we are dating since 5 months. I thought he was `the one`, we work out together and watch Netflix and other cute shit but I found out he still talks and meets with his ex gf from a long time ago. He does not know I know though. I hope you read this asshole because I know you post here and I will get you for this I am still plotting my revenge. But seriously this is why girls do not go for fit guys it is because you are all testosteron assholes who only care about 9/10 instagram girls.

>Veeky Forums is one person

Shoot yourself in the head

>But seriously this is why girls do not go for fit guys it is because you are all testosteron assholes who only care about 9/10 instagram girls.
very far from true, check the fucking high test threads for one
True a Veeky Forumsizen is probably more likely to cheat given the opportunity because EVERY fucking grill seems to be dickable according to Veeky Forums and an extreme lack of sex makes em jump on it like a hungry dog

Fuck off Sarah

fuack off sarah you cheating whore!

Fuck off Sarah

Wow, being this butthurt is actually a talent.

Because the amount of effort that goes into pleasing a woman goes down. Getting a woman off most of the time is something most men can't do. No sense is providing consistent sex if you aren't getting off most of the time.

suck off farah

t-thanks for reminding me that i don't have a gf

I've been dating a girl for nine months the other day she turned round and said to me

"user I need to be honest with you, I used to be a bit of a free-spirit when I was younger"

I didn't really and don't know why she thought I'd care if she was a hippy or not which I guess is what she meant. Girls are weird.

She wanted to say that she alreasy got dicked a million times

>Girlfriend just told me her sister has been cheated on her bf
>She apparently just found out
>I call her sister a whore
>She defends her sister and says she isn't

Who's right here? I am of the belief that women who sleep around are whores; are they not?

Under rated

That's exactly what she meant. Either she used to sleep around a lot, used to do a lot of drugs, or used to do porn/get naked often/be a club slut.

had the same delusional thing I heard from a friend.

His best friend's uncle tried to rape his cousin at their house...his best friend defended him even after he went to jail

BTFO, they're not friends anymore after 20 years because of that incident where everyone knew the uncle was fucking wrong. DELUSIONAL AS FUCK

tfw this is you!

Abandon ship! I REPEAT! Abandon SHIP!

>I am of the belief that women who sleep around are whores; are they not?
Only if they charge for it.

this

I've never come close to cheating and have been cheated on twice

how did you find out? how you did you handle it?

i got a gf.

she's overweight, stopped going to college after 1 year due to finances, works a minimum wage job, lives in absolute squalor, blows through her money, doesn't have a car, and constantly bitches about how much her life sucks while doing nothing to change it.

tell me, why shouldn't i cheat on her?

First one told me so we broke up

2nd one I found texts in her phone about hanging out with some dude later
Broke her phone and told her to never contact me again

because you could just leave her and save yourself from the hampocalypse

yeah but if i leave her then i lose out on the sadistic pleasures of hurting someone that deserves to be hurt.

Wtf? That's the most fucked up and weird thing I've heard in a while. Just tell her she's a degenerate, that you deserve better and that you are thus leaving her.

>Don't cheat on any of my gfs
>don't leave them when a prettier girl takes intrest in me
>some of them cheat on me
>some of them leave me for other guys

So some of us 'good guys' are out there.

But my patience is fraying and after 1-2 more bad experiences I will just be a douche and indiscriminately cheat.

I hope the next GF I have is loyal and that never happens, or maybe the one after is loyal... but I doubt it

Women, you did this to yourselves.

>You guys are always whining about having no gf

Those are the betas

>cheat on your gfs when you finally have one.

Those are the alphas

Use my wizard powers to reach the Emperor and warn him about that faggot Horus

can someone explain this? is it sara piana or what?

Lol the old 'found texts in his/her phone'. Why would you go through her phone? If you didn't trust her that much you should have just broken up with her.

But if he never did she would have just cheated on him forever. Had he just gone off a suspicion he could have made a big mistake. Now he knows.

I literally can't help myself from cheating, when I'm drunk I'll just fuck whoever and it's so fucking easy to get away with it

thanx for the info lad!

Glad you are wellnow! Fucking hoes, they deserve a lot of suffering!

people like you always claim that you faggot.

If he did not he would never found out and could have been cucked!

You can't trust people, simple as.

better to re-assure yourself then to live in lala land and thing we can all hold hands and sing cumbayaa and nobody will fuck you ova

Sweet innocence, how I long for that feeling again

you must be severely underage b& if you think you can trust ANYONE

even the people most closest to you can just turn around at any moment and any time to fuck you over for no reason kiddo

there are a lot of good empathy-lacking actors in this world bud

>Implying men and women are equal and our double standards aren't justified.

Its like you're new or something.

How do I cheat on a girl that I live with and we spend about 100% of our free time together?

He should have just left her based on intuition, why doubt yourself, for all we know she could have been deleting the texts periodically and then he would have seen nothing and would have gotten cucked anyways.

You guys are the kids, waiting proof before reclaiming your dignity, if you have a strong intuition don't doubt it, just leave. Once the notion of trust is gone, the relationship is over.

go out of town for some reason, use tinder once there or before you go, meet up with chick and fugg them

Im seeing a variety of different answers here. From guys who are adamantly against cheating to guys who feel like it's their right too. So I have to ask, how do you tell these groups apart when your entering the dating world?

you can't! what's to say that in the next 5 years they wont? you need to constant re-assure so a little snooping around and shit like that will help....
unless you want to be mister intuition hereand jump ship when your stomach tells you so

>snooping around and shit like that
what's the point of being in a relationship if you have to resort to this with your partner?

Why put so much effort into looking the best if it's not to profit to bang as much women as a possible?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coolidge_effect

>there are no rules in love and war

unless she is a bible head when ever doubt comes into your mind you should find out bu yourself

consider this: if your best friend's gf would cheat on him and you found out would you let him now? or wait until his intuition kicked in?

What are you talking about? I've never had a gf and if by any chance I do end up getting one, the chances of someone else coming along that allows me to stick them with my pecker are pretty nonexistent, at least going by my current statistics.

haha, nah.

you see adultery happens in the mind, brother.

You're slamming shots at the bar, you see a banging broad you think you could probably take home, so you go talk to her.

At this point. You still have a gf. Yet, you're talking to another girl with the intent to fuck.

Say it goes well, you bed the 10/10 broad and as you say "call up my gf to end things first"

You're only doing so because you had a 100% shot at fucking another girl.

Say it doesn't work out. Say you get her back to your room and she decides she's way too drunk, pukes all over your bed and then passes out on top of your gym bag.

Do you call your girl and say "Look, i've found someone else, it's over"

OFCOURSE NOT.

Because you would be too much of a pussy to let go of a sure thing.

and therefore, it's all semantics

and Adultery does occur first in the mind, before anything else.

Well that's depressing.

fulfilling prophecy snooping around and what not. You want to find something, eventually you will find something, even if it's not what you want it will be rationalized.

I'm into the bible heads (strong faith in God, not the institution).

If my best friends gf would cheat on him, the only way I would know directly is if I was propositioned or saw her proposition somebody else, I would let him know based off what I knew, not what I SUSPECTED.

Your 'what if' scenario is very simple. Logically it makes sense a snooper would be with someone going behind their back, mud sticks to mud. You attract what you present, in this case it's insecurity manifested internally by snooping (mistrust), and externally by texting (attention seeking behaviour).

>tl;dr Don't be mad you find a whore when you are a insecure douche.

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>all that matters is sex
Most stereotypes are earned and deserved.

Where you draw your lines regarding certainty and suspicion don't tell a promising story, user.

>be me
>KHV
>get fit
>move out
>need roommates
>find a sexy roommate
>first 4 months we don't talk much, she always works late night at a bar
>one day she asks me about the gym, working out etc etc
>she tells me she wants a nicer (her words) ass
>we start working out together
>I start making her dinner and in exchange she helps out with the groceries
>one day she starts bringing her coworkers over
>they're all hot 8-10/10s
>keep talking to them when they come by, eventually I get lucky and fuck one
>it was miserable and embarrassing
>word gets around to my roommate and she starts cracking up
>kinda open up here and tell her I was a virgin before that
>she thinks that's adorable and well long story short we start fucking too.
>at this point its like 10 months we've lived together
>I ask her about work
>she tells me the truth, that she's not a bartender, she's a stripper/escort
>tell her that's cool, I don't mind. She doesn't have a violent pimp knocking on my door or a bunch of creepy dudes coming to my house it doesn't bother me
>we keep fucking
>one night
>we finish fucking and then
>we cuddle
>and do this every night for a month until last night because a client called and wanted her to spend the night with him
>sleeping alone without her made me realize that I fucking like her.....a lot

HALP PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK I didn't ASK FOR THIS WHEN I MADE IT.

T. 4/10

You're fucked.

pro: you get escort sex without paying for it
con: every time you touch her, some other guy touched that same spot a few hours ago with his dick

>all testosteron assholes
Just cause you have a shitty bf doesn't meant that wankers here are all like that yknow? Drink some fizzy pops and chill the fuck out

>just assume you're the average namefag
>look up your name just now
>you have a whole nsfw subreddit

if you're gonna do that shit why not just camwhore and get paid for it.

pleasant torrejon. yeah....what captcha said.

Sarah this is the last straw

Wtf, I can't find that subreddit. Can you link it?

>Cheekie the Asian
Nvm. Found it

the blade is my gf and i will never betray her

Convolution the post.

>Suggesting implications
>Convolution
2/10, you can do better than that.

If I get back together with my high school sweetheart after college, does that make me a cuck?

reee I can't view it wtf

it's not cheeky...