Get qt trap gf who lurks Veeky Forums

Literally lurk /lgbt/ for like a week until you learn the basic culture of how to not be a "chaser"
>only use the word "trans", never tgirl, tranny, or similar
>pretend you don't have an interest in girldick, whether or not you do
>lurk /mtfg/ and orbit a cutie in your area

As long as you have a decent body and face and personality it should be easy

Nah I don't think either of us want that

thanks for the tip user, I'm done with women, thought I should try traps...

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>qt trap gf

lmao nice normie bragpost

post face and I guarantee ur not a chad

>normie
>fucks a guy who dresses as a girl

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Can't stop laughing holy shit what are you doing

wew lad

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my word what are you doing

What R U doing m8?

>trap
>Gf
Kill yourself homo
If you like dick say you like dick, don't pretend you're not a faggot

>Veeky Forums Veeky Forums threa about making it and suceeding in life and becoming the man you always wanted and be something that you are proud of, finally defeating your demons and becoming the best version of your self
>every reply is about a mire from a female

worse, a man with a mental illness

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>favorite five lifts in order
1. Press
2. Deadlift
3. Squat
4. Bench
5. fuck if I know

U gotta be kidding me

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Come on bro tell me life isn't that bad so you have to fall that low.

looks like joseph gordon levitt

Screencap this shit

Already done

WE

WUZ

TRAPZ AND SHIET

(((gf)))

Now if you really want to ruin his life, he says she browses /lgbt/ or possibly /mtg/, so post this screen cap there. But that might be a tad mean lol

kill yourself on the first available opportunity

i dont think you can ruin his life any more

Oh lord help us

>trap
>gf

>lurks Veeky Forums

Why would you do this to yourself

i hate everything about this post

Ewww

literally a man in a dress. whew laddie why not get a real gf like I do bro? she calls me her muscle man.

inb4 2/10 I'm not Brad Pitt so don't expect that.

Why indeed

I'll never understand how people can delude themselves like this.

hahahaha that's not a fucking trap, that's bruce lee in a skirt

Lol n...no homo

Since illness is an abnormity that differs negatively from the norm-condition, your sentence is literally senseless. If ALL women have it by DEFAULT, it's not an illness anymore, but simply the norm-condition.

But this is completely unrelated since traps are not female, therefore your post makes even less sense.

TL;DR: Just accept that loving males dressing like females doesn't make them female, but it makes you a degenerate homo. Oh and stop legitimazing your sick fetish.

she looks like she gives rubdowns in the seedier parts of town

Nigga you sure that's a girl?

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>looks like joseph gordon levitt
>mfw

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Ayyy joffreee mi booyy, show ya dick

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This thread

She got a vag and I split the red Sea so yea.

What are you fucking gay?

Found this really cute pic of OPs gf guys

oh dear lord why.jpg

wew she's fit lad

At least she's actually female more than OP can say.

>she
>gf
>I'm a C-Chad
>n-no homo

Plus I'm not a Chad. Beggars aren't choosers. It's a step up from the 200 lbs warpigs I use to slay.

god damn faggot you look better than her
she might look cute irl but so are you, dont play yourself

>you'll never get a qt3.14 Veeky Forums gf like this
why even life

>As long as you have a decent body and face and personality it should be easy

So they're the same as women? I thought they'd be easier.

which one is the girl?

>I thought they'd be easier.
Uhm, they are easier
Trans are basically male but looks still matter, for girls there is a much higher fail rate since they can dismiss you on basically anything

you sure are easy to manipulate, have fun paying for all his hormones.

lol.

This is what yellow fever does to you. Doesn't even go for the """attractive""" ones

Maybe just a bad picture of her. I like this one her hair looks nice in pig tails. Just like my cartoons.

We are pretty looks matched. I have a hard time meeting women. I was incel for much of my life. I'm prob either really ugly or autistic or both. My genetics are shit but there's no need to lament for anything in this world. The wise neither lament for the living nor the dead.

i'm sorry but this looks like a 40 yo asian woman with a haircut for 16 yo

noice

I'm not being mean here but she really doesn't look attractive, like at all, but it's beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that

pls be real

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you think that's a trap but that's just you ignoring all the caution tape

She's older than me yes. I don't take offense I get shit on alot for dating "ugly" girls. But she has a heart of gold and out of my past gfs she's in the top 3 looks wise for me.

I tried dating really hot girls don't get me wrong but I get rejected or friend zoned because they are out of my league.

It's better to settle with someone whose in your league than be lonely jerkin your dick or paying for escorts (i spent prob over $3grand in total on those)

Or become more attractive yourself you pleb (hygiene, clothes, Veeky Forums body, career etc)

user what the fuck

Most of attractiveness is genetics. Plus you can't reshape your facial bone structure. I'm going bald as well.

I tried lifting for aesthetics I just don't have the genetics for it I just lift for strength now.

When I get strong I want to do MMA or Boxing.

Plus I'm a 5'11" manlet.

I got a match with a beautiful trap on tinder. I sent her pics of me naked and she praised my dick. She sent pics of her mainly showing her ass wearing a thong, and chatted a bit.
Feels incredibly good

I was unattractive as well (some people actively called me ugly), if you put it some effort you can at least be average and get some average-good looking girls, unless you are deformed you don't have to settle for less.

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I don't think I am settling for less honestly she treats me like a king. Plus she has religious morals that I value.

Plus I am a bit deformed if I wanted to go that route I'd have to get plastic surgery.

This isn't op right

This thread was a social experiment or something right

>muh asian anime 2D gf :DD
Kill yourself weeb loser.
Asian women are so far from being as beautiful as white women

That's just like your opinion man

Stay mad. :^)

how old is she exactly?

34. I'm almost 26. I used to look younger before I started balding.

you have some mom and son roleplay going on there

>pic related isn't more beautiful than 95% of white chicks
How deluded are you?

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My Grandad started dating a 16 year old when he turned 50, they're still together, weird as fuck

Who gives a shit what women look like after 50? It's not like won't have a sweet 20year-old side bitch anyways.