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When did you lose your virginity Veeky Forums? What did you think afterwards?

Five years till I can become a wizard. No chance of me not being one.

>Stories that never happened
>Non fit posting
>ThinIy veiIed girI advice thread

Saged, repoted.

I hope to some day roam the lands man does not belong. Wish me strength to resist the goblins of gains in my quest

I was...16 I think.

It was weird. We were watching Everybody Loves Raymond and I can remember hearing the theme song while I was trying to fuck my then-girlfriend, lol.

I remember being kind of disappointed by it, but feeling like the coolest motherfucker in the world because I lost it before all my close friends.

I would later learn that a) my girlfriend at the time was a whore with an already worn-out vagina, and b) that she suffered from "vaginal dryness", both of which contributed to my being disappointed. I dated that girl for a year and a half, and I can still remember the first time I put my dick inside a proper tight, warm, wet pussy and it rocked my world and I came in like 8 seconds flat. I still jerk off thinking about that sometimes.

some places man was never meant to go

saging late night Veeky Forums?
Get fucked, bro

lol im at point of no return. Im pretty good looking, fit, smart and in a good engineering program, i can talk to girls okay and im not an autist at parties - to some extent i will usually even bring life to a party. Just hasn't happened for me - mostly due to me making myself unavailable until a few months ago because i wasn't comfortable with quite a few major aspects of my looks which are now for the most part resolved.

>Get fucked, bro

l aIready do. That's why l'm not making these threads and you are, faggot.

>tfw 19 when lost virginity,
>he said I had a big dick with puppy eyes(srs)
>insta fake confidence and fucked like a porn star

losing it to a guy isnt really losing it

Freudian slip, I meant she. Or did I?

did you?

Yes

:(

Why are you sad user

Nothing wrong with that, man. You'll be fine.

My mate's gf was obsessed with me and I was oblivious to this. She followed me and another mate on a 2 day meth bender where we got up to some absolutely mental shit, then leapt on me when we were finally alone together, pulled down my pants and started sucking my dick and I finally went for it.

Was weird man... I had gear dick and couldn't cum, then the morning after I finally got to sleep I thought about what I'd done to my friend and started crying. Then I got obsessed with her and we had a really stormy abusive violent cheating relationship behind her bf's back until I cut ties after she did something really horrible to me I won't go into. I found out she did this a lot too, I was still so naive I thought she must really like me to cheat on the bro so was even more disillusioned when she'd lie in bed next to me texting other guys

This was when I was a month short of 25 :) I'd always been a shy autist and got uh abused as a child so once I discovered I could get a feeling as intense as sex from drugs and petty crime I had no real interest in girls anymore. It's the same now really with less drugs, that experience has tainted sex forever for me. Fucked up thing is I'm still obsessed with her we make and break contact constantly, sometimes fuck but she will never commit to me. I guess she knows I'm not strong enough to escape and I'll always be around as a fallback option :(

At least I have my lifts and otis redding to kill the pain. I'm a pathetic character

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bummer dude almost became a wizard

I want to know where you got the pics for everything after 40.

14
Still remember going to a high school basketball game later that night and feeling on top of the world.
Thought "That felt great I wanna do it again." and "I can't wait to tell my friends, they're gonna be jealous."

I came pretty close to the point of no return I lost about a month before my 21st birthday I had never had a problem with girls I just had oneitis and got bored when I would talk to other girls fairly quick but I ended up talking to a 32 year old milf and we hit it off she had 3 kids but was insanely tight my dick was bruised for a couple of days after that night not sure how to it was but she had told me she was the first guy she had been since her husband died 5 years back I fucked her then never called her again

>he

Fucking degenerate fag

15, we were both virgins, literally too tight to enjoy

Holy fuck dude. Even an user deserves better than this

Go get a nice girl

Bruh drop that bitch you're too good for her

18
Fucking hell how did it take me that long

Dam bro, hope you get your head straightened out someday

>When did you lose your virginity Veeky Forums?
At 18. The summer after graduating high school.

>What did you think afterwards?
Realized that people who obsess over their virginity build it up in their minds when it really isn't a big deal.

I lost my virginity at 26. The consummation of my marriage was the first time I had sex.

I was glad that I had successfully managed to follow my religion's tenants (pic related) when so many others have failed.

I was also surprised at how quickly it was all over - but that probably speaks to my own arrogance rather than cognizance of what the first time tends to be like.

15
thought i was hot shit

>better times

Is being smug as fuck a sin

Without a fucking doubt.

Same, iktfb

I become a wizard in February, Sweet.

21.

Got girlfriend this year. She left me before we had sex. Turns out she never liked me, she just didn't know how to say no.

Legitimately considering killing myself.

21 and KV I mean

aka I'm still a kissless virgin.

sending feels your way

never too late to increase your mental lifts like you work your main lifts, gotta know you deserve better

20, lost it mutually to a 19 year old qt 3.14 azn girl after we started dating, felt pretty good man, albeit I was god awful at sex then. I'm at a year with the girl now

POINT OF NO RETURN used to be 20 not 21, what happened?

To clarify - I do not wish failure upon others. It's really regrettable how much society pushes this idea of needing to have sex at a relatively young age / before marriage, and I understand that a lot of people will inevitably fall to that temptation. We are all flawed beings, so I don't have particular ill will towards anyone. I was just glad of my own accomplishment.

By the same token, I do think people are getting married far later than they should be. Personally, I think it's a bit ridiculous for religious authorities to realistically expect someone to manage to make it to their 30s abstinent.

I'm of the opinion that you should seriously be considering romantic partners as potential spouses of yours around the time you turn 18.

I bet you post on /rel/

Shortly after I turned 18
I thought it was disappointing, hentai and porn made me think it was better than it is

to elaborate girl may or may not have had a worn out pussy, have yet to fuck anyone else so I don't really know
Felt like fucking lukewarm water desu senpai

>When did you lose your virginity Veeky Forums?
>implying

>share your score
fucking lmao

At 21, to a fat chick with highly assymetrical tits and nipple hair. Things sort of picked up speed after that, and at 28 I've been with 8 different girls, most of whom were genuinely attractive.

> When did you lose your virginity Veeky Forums?
Hah, j-joke's on you! Only 5 more years and my powers will be beyond your comprehension!

2 1/12 years until I become a wizard.

Had a few opportunities between the age of 16 and 18, but didn't bite because the first one had to be special.
At 18 yo I had a 3some with 2 sloots from a club. fucked for 20-30 mins and then stopped without cumming.

Later that night I fapped to porn and won a new 2handed sword, which felt better imo.
I have some serious issues.