First sip General

Tfw first sip of the day.

Post glutes

Hey Cheekie.
Can you show your ass please?

Lets DO this!!1

CMON

The sips betray you. Because they belong to me.

Have you tried starting sips?

>This viraI buIIshit again
>Non fit posting

Saged, repoted.

sounds like you need to sip and stretch

>that sacrificial sip

People sometimes sip it for extra energy.

either that's a normal sized can or you have freakish hands.

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Post feet

Man hands

yee pal

I'm so lonely in real life that I need to spam threads about myself on Veeky Forums despite there being nothing notable about me

Well, I have a vagina. Is that notable?

kek

post pussy you fucking gook

want to cuddle ?

shorts and sandals

you sicken me with your gentle climate

O shit are you that fly strong uoa grill

The one who has like +2.5kg on all my lifts despite size/sex

I like you cheekie :3

I'm lonely too.

This does not seem like the kind of shit the real Cheekie would say. Pls post a rare Cheekie for validation purposes

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>tfw youre unironically addicted to a meme drink

Cheekie, do you mind answering an uncomfortable question? Have many guys do you have slept with? What do you think is the average sex partner count of a modern woman around 25ish that lives in a western country?

cheekie, i'm kind of handsome 6'3" caucasian male, do I have any chances with you? I'm asking hypothetically, out of curiosity

The average 25-year old woman has had 3-5 sexual partners.

We r9k now

>i'm kind of handsome 6'3" caucasian male
What kind of shit is that? You mention your ethnity and height and that's it. You think you'll get an answer that's worth something?

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Kill yourself desperate sperglord

30 to 50 you mean

kys my good man

0/10 thread overall desu

Post glutes you whore

Going to get my first sip will come back with results.

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Gave my first a up to a yellow can and didn't like it
How are those two

that first sipp of the day

I think it goes Red > Blue > White for the original monster zeros. I don't remember having the the raspberry before but they make your mouth dry for some reason.