This guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom

This guy slaps your ass in the gym lockeroom.

What do you do Veeky Forums?

Ejaculate

bear mode is best mode. I am almost there.

Pectits or gtfo

Ask him if he wants to share a shower

Compliment him and ask for advice on achieving that form. Also, fail to hide my erection.

Does it count as gay if I'm salivating over that bulge?

As a result, I fly through the wall because he is so powerful

kinda cringe that he is filming himself from his bag

i'll suck his cock

I laughed way harder than I should have

not gay but no homo how do i get like this :o

pick up whatevers left of me and go to the hospital

I want him to cuddle with me and fuck me gently while my hands are all over his chest and arms so bad. Where do I get a bearmode bf?

Say ,"you missed"
And turn around while sticking out my crotch
;3

Call an ambulance to reconstruct my fractured ass

Slap his back

Pretty sure this would happen

"Thanks Brah but no thank you brah"

Never wash my ass again.

>Turn around and make a gay sound

Slide my shorts down and bend over :3c

how do i literally get this body?
bb style routine?
pl style routine?
pl style routine with a little hypertrophy work?
roids?
WHAT IS THIS? I WANT THIS SO BAD!

You mirin my glutes brah

Back my ass up into his crotch and kiss him passionately.

Steroids is step 1.

so its not achieveable without steroids? :(

>implying that isn't my bad strategically placed next to his bench

>no no homo
are you a homosexual?

Does that even matter at that point?

n-not really

>tfw no bear bf

Ask how he got so thicc and fap like a mad man when I get home

Of course not you idiot.

Do I get glutes doms next day? I fucking love ass doms.

>literally get this body
I imagine it involves chloroform and a dark alley

i turn the other cheek

Please, you'll need a horse tranq.

Naw. Just lots of chloroform.
If you hit a meaty bit (and there's a lot of meaty bits) it'll take too long for the tranquilizer to work.

You get sphincter doms. The best doms