Post and Discuss about the History of Texas.
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Dylan Gomez
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Jaxon Long
FUCK YOU TEXAS
AND FUCK YOU'RE LONE STAR BEER
Hunter Martinez
>America
>history
Ayden Lee
hurrrrrr,
>if you didn't spend 400 years going to war every other weekend for a square mile of land you don't have history
Old worlders need to be glassed
Ian Gonzalez
la historia de Tejas?
John Parker
ITS MILLER TIME BABY WHOOOOOOO
Chase Garcia
FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING MILKY LICKER. CANS.WAV
Caleb Young
How did it come to this?
Jacob Parker
There was a govenor who lost his reelection and locked himself into the office in the capitol. In doing so he also locked down the entire first floor causing everyone who worked to have to climb a latter to the second story to work. The losing govenor called the president and requested troops to secure his position. Needless to say he was turned down, causing him to flee into the night with the keys to the building. New govenor had to break down the office door with an ax to get into (now his) office.
Matthew Morris
Wyatt Gray
kek
Juan Gonzalez
>Texans will defend this
Gavin Price
Do you guys really wear the hats on a day-to-day basis?
Isaiah Rodriguez
>Do you guys really wear the hats on a day-to-day basis?
>even questioning the hats
Look at this fucking hippy
Jaxson Kelly
>not recognizing due to white recessive genes, we must marry other races (ideally in a polygamist manner, which is why Mormonism is the white man's true religion) in order to develop them ideologically, creating the true master race--a blending of dominant genes and the white man's superior intellect and joie de vivre
ishygddt
Kayden Turner
Oh don’t get me wrong, I like the cowboy hats. I just didn’t know if it was a big meme or not.
Jason Cooper
Pibbs or Dr. Pepper
Benjamin Jackson
Fun fact: NBF calls his show almost everyday and plays audio recordings of pregnant Anne Frank fanfiction
Daniel Nguyen
Houstonian here.
I went to UT and wore hats to football games, some parties and the eventual ranch trip. They’re good for ranching since they keep the sun off your eyes and neck. Every good Texan has at least one of them but city people don’t wear them often. Drive an hour out of any big city and they become more common.
Aaron Long
>ywn shoot Mexicans with your Texian compatriots in your glorious war for independence
Jaxson Clark
Some greentext a scenario where Texas remaining an independent Republic results in a nine month pregnant Anne Frank plz
Jackson Ward
I don't get it. What's wrong?
Camden Wright
Jeb!
Also that asshole was Governor of Florida, not Texas. We have Republican FDR aka Gregg "Hot Wheels" Abbott for our governor.
Ayden Sanchez
kill yourself samefag
Thomas Perry
No you
Carter Wilson
Fun fact: Apparently, Lone Star Beer is owned by Russians. I guess it was big over there or something.
Andrew Jackson
I thought a lot of Mexican peasants joined the rebels.
Camden Price
Fun fact: NBF calls his show almost daily to play pregnant Anne Frank fanfiction
Brayden Jackson
The Yellow Rose of Texas
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Emily West was a "high yellow" slave from Morgan's Point. She was captured by Santa Anna's army. Legend has it that she was entertaining Santa Anna during the attack on Santa Anna's army at San Jacinto and was responsible for Santa Anna being taken by surprise.
More land was won by the results of that battle than any other in history.
Charles Ramirez
Why Anne Frank?
Jace Taylor
Texas stopped being interesting the second it became a state.
Brandon Cooper
Nathan's unironically deep into the Alt-Right, I think he got a friend who's a host on The Daily Shoah to do a readthrough of the pregnant Anne Frank copypasta and he plays on TCR to fuck with Ghost.