*makes eye contact with you in mirror*

>tfw girls have made eye contact with me tons of times
>tfw when i go on sundays and run on the treadmill they come next to me even though all treadmills are open
>tfw i run away scared

best part is i lie and say i fucked these girls when i go to work the next day, im really fucking sick

DAMAGED

How do you run away if you're on the treadmill?

kek

easy , i just turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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Are you a lesbian or something?

Turn 360 degrees, stand still, slide off

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

*makes eye contact with you in mirror*

*instanlly I'm capable of doing 2 more reps than usual*

I'm thinking about smiling at girls at the gym to get more gains.

>Lock eyes with her
>Smile back
>Get nervous and space out

Relentlessley eye fuck her without blinking untill she gets scared of me because im starving for some poon tang

>rub curry on myself
>give her a rapey stare for the next hour
>women never look at you again

gotta love being a poo-in-the-loo

>go at 630 because I have appointment later
>qt 3.14 by herself
>make eye contact smile
>no reaction
>does her hamstring deadlift and see her thong
>didnt bring my phone because I was rushing to do everything quick and head t owork

Can't believe I saw that

ohhh lord give FIT a perfect way to approach said females in the daylight of middle dee didely day at the gym puhhhlease...

>it's that easy to not get laid
fixed that for you

wow, a thong? that's amazing. yea, too bad you didn't have your phone/camera user!

>leg day
>only squat rack is occupied by two hot high school girls

Offer them a spot ya fucking wierdo!
Then never blink

*darts eyes away to seem that i wasn't really looking at her in the first place to make it seem like my eyes only locked onto her as transition to looking at something else as i turned my head, implying that i wasn't looking at her in the first place*

Yeah, I'm a pro at this.

>ask qt if she's done with her barbell
>she recoils back in fear and disgust

>makes eye contact with you
>she's at the gym with her bf

Stop teasing me you slut

>alone in the gym except for a group of volleyball girls
>they all stare at me, whispering and giggling amongst themselves
FUCKING LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SLITS

this is why you go with a mate. they have power in numbers. having even a male group of two is enough to counter that.

Do people on this board really interpret eye contact as a girl wanting to fuck you? How autistic are you?

Kek

>Lock eyes with her
>Do a small lift of a million decigrams
>Lift her by the pussy in the shower

How do you lift a girl by the pussy?

She was probably looking at someone behind me.

by the pussy

*nods respectively towards you*

>nut in under drawers

>throw down smoke bomb
>constantly barrel roll until out of door or under bench, hidden.
>as I finally relax my core, the spaghetti skyrockets
>old woman that tells me I have a nice hat sometimes dies instantly
>72 other people either vaporized or injured
>not Italian so they didn't know the spaghetti came from me

Showed that slut who's boss.

so Epic and randum xD

Thanks I try

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

2real

Why have we all developed this ability? Is it mass autism?

Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Veeky Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the Veeky Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

>mass autism
kek'd

>i lie and say i fucked these girls

>look away fast and pretend like it never happened

i got a story for you guys
>finish squat set
>cute fit girl doing oly lifts next to me
>go to take a sip from water fountain
>ah sweet nectar
>finish drinking and wipe my mouth
>turn around
>fit girl is right behind me. way too close, her face 30cm away from mine
>what the fuck
>she makes the cutest smile and eye contanct ever
>walk fast back to the squat rack and think that the smile was meant for somebody else
>havent seen the same girl since
im the spaghetti master

>robot movements for the rest of the workout
thank you gains goblin

plot twist - it was you in the mirror. You have gyno and really wide hips

>finally

>i lie and say i fucked these girls

jesus, pls get some therapy

>doing deadlift+bent-over barbell row+OHP circuit
>one barbell for diddies and rows (changing loads as necessary) and one 16 kg bar for OVH
>qtpie approaches just after I've finished a 120 kg diddie and ask "Can I borrow the 16 kg bar for my walking lunges? Are you using it?"
>"Y-you t-too"
>*she smiles*
>/me drops spaghetti all over the floor and pretend to look at the phone where an hypothetical timer is running
>someone calls in that very moment
>it's mom
>/me pretends that mom is my fiancée and, whilst mimicking walking lunges with an invisible barbell in a poor attempt to tell Ms. Qtpie to pick that damned barbell and use it as she wishes, I turn 360 degrees and walking lunge away

such is life with autism

keked and checked

>whilst mimicking walking lunges with an invisible barbell in a poor attempt to tell Ms. Qtpie to pick that damned barbell and use it as she wishes

hah

This qt3.14 made eye contact with me at the gym today while in the locker room. I smiled back but nothing happened.
>tfw no bearmode bf

some 10/10 high test girl followed me around the other day and asked me if i was done using something

>mfw she caught me looking down her shirt as she was bending over asking while picking something up

heh, nothing personnell kid

How do I into eye contact? I grew up never looking anyone in the eyes and I don't know the rules.

You avert, you lose

>the smile was meant for somebody else
Fuck, I know this feel.

Is this true? I always tend to be the first person who breaks eye contact regardless of whether it's during conversations or randomly.

It's not a problem because i don't look at anyone.

This every time.

get up and grab her by the pussy

Hello, police? I'd like to report missing sides.

Kek'd

>tfw your oneitis signs into fb and you have a mild panic attack and shut off the browser and walk away from the computer for 15 minutes and pace

tfw

*makes eyecontact with her ass in those Yoga pants*

*Walk behind her, pull her pants down, and start doggying her x F*

Showderp?

>make eye contact with her in mirror
>she turns around
>sees 10 other guys staring at her 3.14 body, some with their phones out

Do Americans really film other people without consent?

2real4me, holy shit

>t.Sweden McCuck

I'm German.

Swedes are going full retard though.
svd.se/presstraff-om-plan-mot-rasism-och-hatbrott/om/sverige

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Thinking of sex during lifting increases test levels

same as me, it's called autism
>so many replies to your post but no one is actually helpful