Caesar never died he escaped >In 44 BC, Caesar escaped Rome after his assassination attempt, but was presumed dead >Caesar traveled to Roman Judea, where he lived until his death >In BC 16, he met a peasant girl named Mary. He financially took care for her and she allowed him to have sex with her, despite the fact that he was 83 years old >In the year BC 14, Mary gave birth to his child, who would go on to be known as Jesus >Jesus would later be crucified at the age of 44. This is likely the reason for Jesus's divinity. The Roman Emperors showed some divine powers, it would make since for Jesus to.
So Jesus spent most of his childhood thinking he was just some bastard and didn't even know one of his parents. Than it turns out that he is actually the rightful heir to the greatest position in the world.
desu user this could change everything, you should write a book
Jose Thompson
what abour Caesarion though
Angel Smith
also jesus performed miracles with canna bosom annointment oil, a mixture of scen, olive oil, and literal cannabis oil. Christianity is a cannabis cult
William Torres
This but unironically Caesar was divine, the ancestor of Venus. Makes sense that Jesus would inherit Caesar’s divinity.
Tyler Barnes
>Caesar escaped Rome after his assassination
Leo Barnes
How exactly could he have even possibly escaped Rome?
He was stabbed 23 times, and then left to die. Not to mention there was an autopsy of his body.
This is also completely ignoring the fact that most men are basically infertile after the age of 80, as well as the fact that Jesus was likely born in BC 4-3 not 14
Carter Cook
ITT
>monty pyton: Life of Bryan
Daniel Gutierrez
Plenty of people have had babies well into their 80's. But what if he wasn't actually stabbed?
Ethan Davis
It was his evil twin brother
Owen Green
This is literally Jewish Talmud bullshit.
Thomas Gomez
What's that?
Jack Torres
At least that pesky Caesario got what his
Blake Collins
>Literally did not finished not only the sentence, but the sentence fragment, which was one further word
Liam Bailey
Talmud claims he was the son of some random legionnaire, not Caesar.
Mason Hill
What if Jesus tried to kidnap his dad and hold him as hostage once he realised who he was, so his dad told him he'd make sure he'd be crucified when he got free?
Christian Edwards
There's a famous account that he hid his head under his toga during the assassination. Caesar was arrogant, but he wasn't a dumbfuck. He would have known an assassination was plausible and could have arranged a stand in with his rough appearance and manner.
Evan Ramirez
The Bible says the 1st born sons in Egypt will die, but not the Jewish children. Caesar's first goy child was killed in Egypt, but his Jew kid survived
David Evans
Explain more clearly
Dylan Rivera
>This is likely the reason for Jesus's divinity. The Roman Emperors showed some divine powers, it would make since for Jesus to.
God exists - that is the reason for Jesus' divinity.
