Holy shit, you still sleep in a bed? Seriously?

Holy shit, you still sleep in a bed? Seriously?

Holy shit, you still sleep indoors? Seriously?

Holy shit, you still sleep?

>sleeping in a closet
at least your almost a wizard now, harry

Holy shit, you still?

>TFW sleeping on a bed for the first time in ages

It's awful, so lumpy and always moving

Holy shit?

Holy?

?

Okay, what the fuck are you trying to say here.
That there's some kind of anti-mattress movement and the layman is missing out?
That it's damaging to what you think of my masculinity that I don't sleep on the floor?
That you're a cum-stained, cock slurping faggot?

...

I sleep on a fucking futon because I'm too broke for a bed

also know that it is impossible to fuck any girl when you don't have a bed

>this thread
never change Veeky Forums

>how every room feels to a non-manlet

You don´t need bed to fuck a girl, there are so many places like kitchen counter, shower, wall, car I mean you are not dat comfy pussy are ya?

I seriously don't sleep in a bed.
I'm so used to it now, it's great.

Yeah, it's all about the confidence. Unemployed poor fucker with charisma will have more sex than rich Veeky Forums autist

>using the bathroom

>using the bath

Kys in the most painful way possible

Kys in the most painful way

in all seriousness, does anybody else /nopillow/ here? i find that it's a lot better for my neck

kys in the most pain

Oh yeah. I memba

>sleeping in a bed
>in

Had the same issue until I realized my pillow was too big. Another issue may be that your mattress is too soft.

>not cutting your mattress horizontally to slide inside at night

I slept on a floor futon in a tatami room for years in Japan, because my Tokyo apartment was literally too small to put a bed with a TV, table and sofa. I didn't enjoy it, it really didn't do anything good for my back and it was kind of uncomfortable to sleep on my side.

When are you coming out of the closet?

This post increased my heartrate. Who /claustrophobia/ here?