Walk into gym

>walk into gym
>front desk girl hands me my schedule for the day
>first lift is 30 minutes of deadlifting
>qt cardiobunny doing some sort of hip thrusters right next to my assigned space
>flash her a quick smile and start setting up
>shoots me a look of disgust and hightails it to the front desk
>can hear her complaining that they put me next to her and demanding that they change my schedule
>after a few minutes, front desk lady comes up to me and tells me there's been a change of plans
>mfw they removed deadlifts from my schedule and replaced it with bent over rows in the other room

Schedule? Plans? what

How fucked up must your life be to make up these kinds of stories.

I had this happen to me once OP. I got her back though. Waited for her in the parking lot, recorded her license plate info. Went to the DMV the next day and got her home address. Left a note on her door that said "You are a mean person and I was just trying to be friends. You should open your heart to strangers because you never know how much love they may have to share." Totally showed her.

ITT:shit that didn't happen

Yikes guys

You fucking idiot obviously you're not tipping the receptionist enough

Did the same thing once instead I spilled all my cum bottles on her car, that was at least 3 months of cum.

Why didn't they replace your deads with RDL? Move to a new gym that schedules you correctly ffs

You guys just made it so easy to know you're new here.

>finish my deadlifting for the day
>walk by the reception on my way out but the door is locked somehow
>turn to the girl at the counter
>'yeah...that was me can't let you leave until you do the polishing Sir'
>hands me a rag and a bucket
>i forgot it was my turn to polish the weight plates and barbells this week

>apply for Texas Method split
>get a rejection letter 4 times in a row
>apply for 5/3/1
>another rejection
>apply for russian squat routine
>finally accepted
i'm gonna go for a taster session to see if their barbells are good enough to rent. i need to bring a lawyer which kind of sucks. then all i need to do is buy my insurance and my uniform.

Do you you want me to tell you how I know you don't even lift?

Something similar happened to me but...
>Apply for texas method
>Denied 3 times
>Ask a friend of mine how he did it
>Tell me of a place where I can lift without licence
>wot
>Takes me there
>It's in the basement of some commie block in the ghetto
>They don't ask for nothing only your first name and fee
>Walk in
>See guy squating
>He fails a rep and the bar falls on his face
>He looks unconscious
>There is blood coming out of his ear
>No one is doing anything
>Ask the front desk qt if they're going to take him to the hospital or call an ambulance
>No can do, she says
>She ask me for help and me and my bro load him in a car, qt drives us to a hospital
>We unload him and trow him outside the ER
>We drove of and return
>Scared shitless
>Keept applying for licence

Fuck that place

are you sure they were squats and not... deadlifts?

Can someone explain what this all means? Schedules? Applications? I'm very curious

>walk into gym
>leg day
>free plate Friday
>go to squat machine
>warm up going great
>load 275lbs on the bar
>plates are sliding off
>"fuck I have to rent cuffs"
>mfw I forgot wallet
>mfw only have 6 quarters and it costs 8
>mfw I have to ask a couple of guys to hold the plates in place while I squat

Good thing everyone's user, fuckboy

We can be only sure that OP is faggot

Kek

Start lifting and you'll find out

It's pretty expensive but the best way to get a texas method license is to rent a place in texas itself for a few months while the paperwork goes through.
It doesn't need to be in one of the cities so you can save a bit of money there

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Whew lad. This is beyond merely forgetting to tip the receptions. You...you did bribe her, right?

>tfw people forget to bribe the receptionist

Its like you don't even want gains.

Retards

>tfw penis inspection day at the gym

>YFW that dickhead with the fast pass smirks while skipping the line to the squat rack.

>MFW I pay a monthly subscription for the plates, as long as I don't go over 100 tons I can lift as much as I want.

What in the fuck are you talking about?
>schedules
>assignments
Wtf

lmao you must be ugly as fuck bro

Lucky for me my dad actually works in athletic licensing so he just pushed my TM application through and i could start right away.

i just accepted for Starting Strength what do you guys think

I did it, at first the mandatory gallon of milk a day ripped through me but I started taking lactaid and that was easy. Ruined my favorite squat plug though with milky diarrhea the second day though.

Just be sure to get your sleep in and start working on your Texas Method application about 3 months in.

What do I get or have to do if I apply for the Starting Strength schedule / license?

lift heavy
eat big

lucky. i had to wait 3 weeks before my gym lets me do rows

Fuck you, that has to be illegal, I'm calling the CIA.

what kind of retards-gym is it where you have to do what some faggot tells you?

I think you need to think a bit more carefully about who the retard is here.