Fate People Hate FPS

irl you can easily tell if a woman has that much make up on from a mile away and it looks fucking gross

>skeletor

That is so upsetting

Still can't hide the fat

How do people like that manage to turn on their computers?

Macbooks (TM)

>what's a mirror

>

On the left side of the photo the tattoo is on his left shoulder. On the right side of the photo the tattoo is on his right side.

If your too stupid to understand that explanation image that you are looking from his eyes on the left side the tattoo would be on your left then in the next photo the tattoo would be on your right.

the real joke here is all the people who respond to this post thinking they are smart for knowing that a mirror reflects a mirror image, but don't look at the picture and realize that tattoos don't switch from your right to your left shoulder magically.

The first image is a photo, no mirrors involved.
Second one is a photo of him in the mirror, so the tattoo can be seen on the left side (as it's a mirror reflection).
Is this too hard for you, user?

Restaurant Anonette here. I've been meaning to share a few more stories with you all, but I just got off a 11.5-hour shift and I'm tired as hell. If this thread is alive in the morning I'll post something up before I head back into the mouth of hell.

good night fagget, hope you wake up ready to tell some motherfucking stories.

Hook, line, and sinker

Wakey wakey, cunt

Good morning

I came for fat hate.. Not to lose hope in the preschool education system.

a mirror can't make miracles

> being so fat that your genitals are obscured.

This behemoth could walk (yeah right) around town without pants/panties and could argue against public indecency charges due to excessive skin covering everything up like a cellulite overcoat.

T H I C C

Or maybe if you look at the photo you'll see he has one on each shoulder

B R E H S
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>turn photo upside down
>FAKE OBVIOUS PHOTO SHOP HE'S IN AUSTRALIA IN ONE PIC AND NOT IN THE OTHER

holy Godess of thicc.
Thanks dude i got my T dose of the day.

Dem veins... Vascularity maxed out.

Is it me or is the crack a shade of...brown?

properly fed pigs tend to be darker shade of pink

What did she mean by this

wat da fugg

come on, post them already

The biggest pigs want to look like little, pretty girls.

/cgl/

>lipstick on a pig

More like Strawberry fatcake

between a fatty's asscheeks is an anaerobic environment permanently covered in a thick slimy film of debris mixed with sweat, and shit remnants that couldn't be wiped away properly. it could be stained with shit, a fungal infection, or maybe that's the colour of ass bacteria.

yeah but it doesn't help you figure out how they actually look

No you idiots, have you ever actually seen an unbleached asshole of someone with big buttcheeks? When there is less exposure to air skin is darker. You will see it on all different sized asses, you just see it more on fatties because they have bigger cheeks and are less likely to bleach.

>tfw use this thread as motivation

Coord doesn't look that bad except out of place bag and boobloaf desu

*BRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*

I recc thinspo on Veeky Forums

Dude read the book, it's a million times better and has a fucking awesome ending. Fucking love that book

>bleaching your ass
Is this real life?

Am i idiot for not staring at fat people's assholes?

>2016
>not eating sushi instead of pizza

Have a story update that happened months ago that people thought was fake.
>recap:
Fat brother and sister doing drugs being fat fucks upstairs in apartment above mine. Fat sister moves in fat boyfriend and part of his senpai.
Fat sister almost gives birth in bathtub upstairs, cops called crazyness insues
Well they moved out and months later i realize the ceiling of my apartment is bowed. If you look up from the couch those fat fucks were so fat they caused damage to the structure of an apartment complex.
>currently planning to move asap.
>landlord does nothing
>scared ceiling will cave in.

Eating american """"""sushi""""""

So you like to pay extra for rice and veggies? Get some real raw fish sushi and real maki sushi instead of this californian crap

>King fish nigiri

Food heroin

I don't dislike Sushi. But fuck me it's bad for you because of what the fish absorbs.

@Mercury
@Poison food

how does it shit¿?¿?

I hate raw or diced fish
I hate 99% of sea food
I only eat the same 3 rolls every time i order
I have aspergers

I don't eat ginger soy sauce or wasabi
I can't est anything in the image you posted or I would turn my stomach inside out

But it's better than pizza that's for sure. Never thought I'd be eating salmon skin

You're an idiot.

Looks like rice and avocado covered in a shit glaze. How is this Sushi?

How am I an idiot? Statistically it's been proved to contain mercury for years now you sperg.

Very carefully

Fish commonly used in Shusi don't contain harmful levels.
Unless you plan on eating shark and swordfish daily, or getting pregnant and existing solely on King Mackerel and tinned Tuna, you won't come close to toxic levels.

You'd piss the very little amount of Mercury out faster than it would ever accumulate to do any damage.

If you want something to be worried about while eating, try not to choke on dicks. More likely to with a cock in your mouth.

dietary mercurcy isnt quite the same thing as just drinking mercury

@bulliedasachild
@mr.2.5kg curls max

Oh i'm sorry.

>You'd piss the very little amount of Mercury out faster than it would ever accumulate to do any damage.

Heavy metals don't piss away.

And you are calling other people idiots?

Who is this moke?

I know, he's autistic. Proper bait.

Dude are you living under a rock? How do you think all the pornstars you jack off to have such pristine pink buttholes? A large amount of women have bleaching done, you can get it done at most salons and spas that do waxing.

You are an idiot for being so out of touch. Note I said big asses, plenty of women have big asses and aren't fat.

I guess then you've eaten a lot of said mercury-poisoned fish, because you seem to developed autism.

Do you even know what defines sushi?

Ooooh, im curious to pick your brain! What was it like? Did you see things? Use descriptive words please.

I seriously hope you die in your sleep tonight, considering I've only ate sushi at least once this year. You twink faggot.

>43% Match
Fuck me, I thought that was her bodyfat percentage

>started out in a coma and ventilator
>I aspirated my vomit so I had advanced pneumonia
>conscious on the ventilator for 8 hours, literally in living hell
>when they pulled out the ventilator, nasty pus/mucus/vomit/rotted food combo goes all over my chest and legs, smells SO bad
>shit and vomit constantly, 24/7, shit myself in bed 6 times
>never gave me any medications, not even antiemetics or aspirin
>in constant intense burning pain
>don't sleep at all for 8 days, by day 3 hearing voices and seeing shit, like a bad mushroom trip but more realistic
>can't eat anything, put on a feeding tube
>day 6 (I think?) watching Thinner
>notice I'm completely wasting away
Actually it's not just Thinner I can't watch, it's almost all of the King movies. There was a marathon on that day, I watched it for 24 hours straight. Also watched Aliens three times. I hated that movie before but everytime I see a clip of it I feel uncomfortable and gross

>No medications
>Nothing to help

Does ODing on Heroin fuck up absolutely EVERYTHING in your body to where that any chemical shift fucks you up, or did they just not help you?

fucking degenerates

BAIT ALERT BAIT ALERT

Not really. The doctors just wanted me to "learn my lesson" and blacklisted me from getting anything in the hospital, even lozenges for my ripped up throat, and I'm currently blacklisted from any prescriptions that can possibly be abused or cause on OD

>39514455
Hey guy, the only reason I was doing it was because I was planning to kill myself the day after my unintentional OD. I was so close and the cops found my note, drugs, and gun.
I GUARANTEE I give back to the community more than armchair judges like you, projecting like a mad cunt. I'm just clinically depressed. I never put people in danger, I've never stolen anything or committed crimes for money. Fuck you.

>my quoting is all fucked
Phoneposting was a mistake

>eating mercury isn't the same as drinking it

Good god almighty.
When someone is unfit to drive we take their license away. If somebody is unable to obey the law they are put in prison. Can't we declare these rotund blobs undeserving of freedom and imprison them in a fat camp, like a prison with regimented food allowances and mandatory exercise, and they are only released once they reach a healthy bmi?
We can make them waddle in giant hamster wheels and use them to power the grid or something.

I haven't had/seen a good FPS on here for a while. These threads were true motivation to not be a fat fuck.

>I'm living with my mom as an adult
>she's a "tried every diet" hamplanet, hooked on pain meds for muh back pain aka being a fat fuck for so long is hell on her body
>she wakes me up in a panic at 6am "you have to take me to emergency! I'm burping sulfur I'm gonna throw up shit I'm so constipated"
>I have to drop my BF at work anyway so we calm her down and get her in the car
>my bf and I are both fit, working hard to get out of ShitMom's clutches. Being poor sux
>I drop my man, at this point ShitMom decides it's too late and has me rush her to the closest bathroom
>I head to a close grocery store, (i don't think they are open, don't care)
>waiting in parking lot for her to do her business
>it returns too quickly
>"I'm shitting I can't stop, OH God!, get me something to sit on"
>I don't believe
>then the smell, nosehairs proceed to curl
>the parking lot is drawing early morning shoppers who look on as I audibly gag and choke on the toxic stench
>find a cardboard box in the backseat, and break it down for her to sit on, ro'll down all the windows and prepare
>now driving, head out window, trying not to choke, eyes watering
>what's worse, her commentary
>"oh! Sorry sweetie" "here it comes! I can't stop it Ooo!"
>"it's not so bad, see my shit don't stink haha"
>"too bad we already dropped user, he's missing all the fun"
>we go back home
>ShitMom runs to the backdoor of the house to clean up
>as dawn breaks I see the cardboard, barely able to contain the brown gross, at least I saved the carseat
>as I go back to bed, shaken, I try to imagine it's just a bad bad Shit dream

So that's my FPS
Why is it so hard for them to control their bowels?

>the next day I suggest she do kegels

How did I physically smell something from a greentext

The corn, user. Tell us about the corn.

>go and visit my family because i'm in town and have not seen them for almost a year
>muh brother still lives with my parents
>go into his room to say hi
>he is laying on the bed in his boxers only
>think to myself, god damn he is fat, how is it we're related?
>spot a sleep apnea machine on the floor
>tfw no-one told me it had gotten so bad that he now requires a fucking mig pilot mask just to sleep
>ask him how much he's weighing these days
>"about 380lb"
>tell him he really needs to do something about this because he's only 30 and only blood pressure meds and mig pilot mask and he is gonna be in for a world of hurt within another 10 years time
>"yeah, i know, i know, i've been swimming, stop hassling me"
>i ask him how his diet is
>doesn't respond
>open the cupboard
>bottles of vodka in there
>ask him what is the point of swimming if ya just gonna continue to drink
>try to explain to him that he needs to count calories and that for him, 90% of his weight loss efforts needs to go towards dieting, not swimming and drinking
>ignores me
>feel disgusted that we're even related
>start telling him what i do at the gym to try and get him motivated
>continues to ignore me
>i stand there contemplating if i should try to deadlift him off the bed
>tell him i can deadlift his weight
>walk out of room
>my fat mother and fat father are sitting watching tv
>i ask them don't they get bored of watching this shit?
>brother comes into the lounge room asking why did i bother coming to visit if i'm just gonna berate them over everything they do
>go to their fridge for a look
>full of low fat, high sugar bullshit diet foods, bread, and other processed shit
>ask me if i want to stay for dinner
>tfw i don't have the heart to tell them i can't eat any of this shit they have to offer
>decide to leave, say bye
>know in my heart that leaving the home at a young age and having little to do with them was probably the best decision i ever made in my life, still hits me in the feels though

>>brother comes into the lounge room asking why did i bother coming to visit if i'm just gonna berate them over everything they do
Well?

This makes me want to do something nice for my mom.

I feel this,
Having a shit family is the worst, you have to make your own.
When you come from a shit family it can be hard to know how to be treated well too.
At least I have my body, I can have pride in it and what I have gained.

....i-is this bait. whatever way it enters your body its still a heavy metal and it will still poison you.

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wat does this mean retard

kekd

What's that pink/purple slice with the holes in it?

And by your standards, it was enough to make you retarded. Congrats

How do these people keep themselves alive? I have to just turn 360 degrees and walk away, assuring myself that at least half of these people are just being facetious.

looks better without desu

what the fuuuuuccckk

kek

>remember girl from HS years back
>she used to be overweight
>always came into school telling us about the insults or punishments she got from her mother
>mother was YUUGE and always bragging about herself when we met her
>daughter near invisible
>one day start to see her getting thinner
>on top of getting thinner she smiles less
>used to be hyper active and a bit loud
>notice one day she just stops talking
>she was a top student in my graduating class
>shows up to graduation practice looking awful
>teachers used to hear about her talking big
>she never even showed up to the last day of class to celebrate regardless of perfect attendance
>I was just the fit dumbass in school so never hung with her type
>mfw get in touch with old HS friends from fb who knew her
>they tell me she dropped out of college, lives at home and developed anorexia and depression
>meanwhile her mother is still sized in epic proportions
>her brother rarely calls or visits to stay away from the toxic obese mother
>mother supposedly chased away and threatened the girls friends so they dont talk to her
>can only wonder what type of life the young girl lives at home

I sort of feel bad for her. Fat fucks are the worst type of people out there. Dragging people down like cement blocks or simply launching them out of orbit. I hope she eventually makes it out.