Serious question how to I achieve this mode?

SS + GOMAD

"They will be of iron will and steely muscle."
-The Emperor

He demands it

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Ugh, feedee.

A strongman type workout is what you're going for. A powerlifter routine will get you great strength gains but you want to feel like an angel of death do manly things. Also pick up a martial art, go for something space marine like so look into HEMA or heavy weapon SCA. For the Emperor.

>Settling for manlet Astartes mode
>Not wanting to reach Custodes mode.

I keked

Gotta leave your humanity

> Pic related

>settling for DYEL custodes mode
>not going for demi-god Primarch mode

>Settling for manlet Sangunius mode
>Not going for Vulkan or Magnus mode

>wanting to be non-white

>Not knowing the difference between Sanuinius and the Phoenician
>Implying being perfect is settling

Alternatively be Iranian

It's just a really bad nuclear tan mang.

Wouldn't they be easier to shoot than a normal man? Skinny manlets reign supreme on the modern battlefield.

Alternatively have your body composition be 30% synthol.

Damn what a pleb, I always get those two mixed up.

>Implying Fulgrim isn't an edgy fag.

eat a lot, and tren everyday

sory for bad englis

Terminator armour, they become walking tanks. Normal power armour is shitty, so kinda. Also, their wounds insta-heal, so unless you have the ability to kill them in one go, you aren't going to kill them.

How do I into Grey Knight mode? How do I become the Emperors Hammer?

youtube.com/watch?v=JjaYW5Cnr5k

Just be Mary Sue and sacrifice a bunch of SoB for stupid nonsense reasons.

>tfw Dreadnought mode

surprises me so many people actually know about this, hope most of you are relying on online wikis and not any stored info

Skinny manlets would never survive the horrors of a battlefield in the 41st millenia.

>implying anabolics aren't in widespread use amongst the catachan guard

All I want in life is to get swole and smite the enemies of mankind.

they do

>you will never be as aesthetic as the Primarch Fulgrim, the greatest CHAD in the galaxy
>you will never make Slaanesh moist/hard

as if that puny gun going to put even a small dent

>tfw not becoming a skull drone and get a qt 3.14 techpriest gf

Wanting to literally be Joff.

Pls, go

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>sanguinus and Zyzz both died like a bitch.
>while fulgrim and Jeff both live forever.

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>implying that the increased gravity on catachan also means that they're all manlets.
Higher gravity + manlet status + live on a planet that wants to kill you = only the high test survive

>Be in gym two days ago
>Busy, only smith machine open
>As I approach, a bald manlet stares at me and speeds over to it
>As I ask to work in, suspicion comes over me
>Genestealer hybrid detected
>Takes sweet time until I leave after two sets for taking too long
>Emperor protect my gains
Pic related, fairly close to what he looked like

>a surprisingly small amount of heretics in this thread
Has an Imperial Guard ever made it?
I want to serve the emperor for more than 1 campaign.

define "making it"?

>conquer worlds for emperor
>make gains for the god emperor
>spread stories of his glory through my gains
>married and making more soldiers for emperor
>die in victorious combat at ripe old age

> be me, Imperial Guardsman #900918928475930910394893
> Front line, lasgun, tyranid invasion, my first ever battle
> .0067 seconds later I am pureed into a pink smoothie by living breathing barbed wire locust swarm
> Made it!

>forcibly enlisted to defend the crumbling Imperium against ancient ayys, undying robots, barbaric greenskins, ravenous flesh eating swarms of teeth and literal hellspawns that are the stuff of your nightmares with standard issue lasgun.
>get shot in the head by the Commissar because you accidentally stepped back.

If you're not Veeky Forums enough to be selected by the Astartes you won't be making it.

> Imperial Guardsman #891018348425930910394611
>one of my deployments
>Tis' time we are goin’ to accompany The Emprah and his AESTHETIC son so my test levels are through the roof
>Get separated from my squad during the teleport phase, I think we teleported to a battleship?
>Finally make it to their comm-deck
>See this MASSIVE guy ego-lifting, mumbling something about cookies
>AESTHETIC son is lying lifeless on the floor, his body engulfed by vapor
>MASSIVE guy finishes dl-ing lmao30kpl8 and stands up
>I see it in his eyes, he is going to curl, to curl in the squat rack
>Emperor save my soul
>Naw you don’t mister, I take up the rack hoping to prevent this heresy from happening
>”Hey m8, can I work in for my purely natty gains achieved through millennia of hard work” he says mockingly
>”Sure” I watch in terror as he loads up 40kpl8s “You don’t mind tis babby weight as a fellow natty, right?” my terror shifts to fury
>I go under the bar and stiffen up, I can’t do this
>Suddenly I feel an overreaching presence behind my back, it’s HIM, HE is watching
>I turn to the HUGE guy
>"Where I fall, ten more shall take my place! And one hundred each of them! So strike me down! I am the harbinger!"
>Last thing I hear is the sound of my back snapping

H-have I maded brehs?

>olanius pius pls

>"I am not black. I have revitiligo. Thas the opposite of what Michael Jackson's got!" -Vulcan

17 hours life expectancy. :))

I appreciate you user

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>Dreadnought mode

Ollanius "Balls weighing as much as two collapsed stars" Pius stood the motherfucking line.

Oh shit was it re- confirmed that he was just a guardsman?

No, they ruined it by making making him a perpetual and some other shit :/

>they ruined it by making making him a perpetual and some other shit :/

Seriously though. The whole point was that he was just a fucking regular gaurdsman with massive balls and unwavering loyalty. Leave it to GW to not even understand the lore for the miniatures they produce.

step 1: be below the age of 18 and live on a shitfest planet where every day is survival and/or be a strong and fierce warrior
step 2: pass trials including fights to the death against wild animals, ayyy lmaos, monsters and other recruits
step 3: survive 19 organ transplants plus drug injections and hypnosis session
step 4: ???
step 5: Praise the Emprah

>Terminator armour, they become walking tanks

>Have incredibly rare terminator armour
>Use all strength just being mobile in terminator armour
>Can make new space marines, cannot make new terminator armour
>Terminator armour gets literally cut in half in one hit by xenos

Why bother?

Well, that applies to pretty much every standard infantry unit in the 40K tabletop/universe
If you want more survivability pray to the emperor that you're epresented on the board by a plastic army man that's more expensive than the others.

geneseed x failure

Their armors support their movement by hydraulic power - someone in a terminator armor moves with incredible force and speed.
They don't "sacrifice" their strength to move in the armor.

>tfw Great Unclean One mode

Have the God emperor create you in a lab through a strain of his own genetics.

Be white.

u wot m8

its impossible to achieve that unless you have a skeleton that is wide as fuck already.

>Not living on a comfy Agri-world
>Farming corn for the Emprah
>paying dem tithes, praying to the Emprah every night
>married to a qt and making imperium babies who will one day join the glorious imperial guard
>making natty gains from lifting all those sacks of corn

>not living in a feral world where the local fauna eat numales for breakfast

My sides need purity seals

Okay, you can be a finn too

At least post a shock trooper when saying that

Aren't space marines augmented to make them super human?

Yes they are

yup for example: two hearts.

a rib plate imbued with metal alloys instead of a ribcage

haha nice one

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This was wonderful, stay swole brah.

>tfw Nurgle mode
Never gonna make it

Square cube shit is gay and a ruiner of fun alongside of conservation of energy.

Is this real ?

Outta my way, Adeptus manlets, the galaxy's greatest Chad coming through

How much do i need to squat before i get sororitas gf?

>Power armour
>kinda shitty
do you even fluff?

When you squat 4 pl8 the government sends you a sororitas gf in the mail.

>sororitas
>gf

Will a 6ft mon-keigh like me have a chance to get a Farseer gf?

Farseer gf is worst gainz gretchins

You a vindicare assasin?
Otherwise no.

Accept your sires gene seed

Normie's can kill marines easy as shit. It's a running joke in gaunts ghost that some dude managed to get a las round through a dreads eye socket and killed the shit.

Genes

Is dow 2 alive?

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who's gonna be your gymbro/qt in the grim darkness of the far future?