Feels

only if you make them happen captain

what if you just...live.. and see where it takes you? with making decisions only when really necessary, without overthinking. just living, being, existing.

Tfw no bf

I lived like that from 2012-2015, I didnt do much except playing video games. Do what you want man but realise that you cant be the silent mysterious type and that life is what you make of it.
Once I took the reins to my own life I've never felt better.

Just found out that the actor who plays Robbie Rotten on lazy town (Stefan Karl) has pancreatic cancer.

Apparently he'll be OK but will need a year off work to recover (there's a gofundme for more info or kicking in: gofundme dotte com slash 2tm9tqk )

Feels bad man.

Slow down your movements, and come to a complete stop between each rep. Use less weight if you can't do this without comfort or do it at all.

Perfecting form > ego lifting

>300 matches
>tfw can't get a single one to meet up

Where'd you get a picture of me?

If she's such a whore when will it be my turn?

Not him but why are "you" cold in the pic? I dont get that part..

>tfw no qt trap """"gf""""

Very skinny and unathletic.
Sad part is that I actually lift.

Today is death lift day.

OMG YOU KILLED SOMEBODY???

We all kill ourselves a little every day.

Yeah same here, im always cold but im not a scrawny faggot.

It's my birthday today. My mom remembered. No one else did. Treated myself to Carnivore restaurant. Google it up (in Singapore). Ready to pass out and it's barely 9pm.

Happy birthday bro
The feeling sucks, I know

Oh sheit, that was deep.

>tfw I have no contact with people offline
>no shared interests with former friends
>the only thing I look forward to is anime and lifting

Don't. You're funding some vapid slut and also feel bad for no reason at all.
Just work on yourself by expanding your knowledge and strength. The money you save you'd be better off spending on some hits of acid. This actually can completely change your priorities.

Been in love with my closest girl friend. She was in an abusive relationship for 3 years, I was there to pick up the pieces. Now she says she's into me but isn't mentally there.

Monday we watched netflix and chilled, cuddled, felt like a couple. I guess she regrets it now because she wont text me back or talk to me.

Today is chest day

Rebound. Don't ever get into that, you'll end up used and she might feel bad about it, which may end your friendship.

Does it still count as rebound if they broke up over a year ago (though she's still scarred from it)

If she still didn't get over it/him, then sure.

Why is it so hard to talk to girls i like, i get nervous and think too much that in the end i don't say anything.

With other girls is easy and gfs I had are girls that I didnt like much but they like me so i accept it.

>see girl who was in a class with me at the cafeteria
>it's late, no one there
>make some small talk, being my usual charming self
>she asks why she never hears from me
>ask why I never hear from her
>she basically asks me for my number (asked if she still had my number, same shit)
>go home to find a text from her, text her a bit
>forget about her for the past week or so because I got bills to pay, nigga

>she texted me again yesterday

This has literally never happened to me before

Squats didn't prepare me for this Veeky Forums

This weeks been kind of shit. I got drunk and was mean to me mum last night but don't remember why.

Happy birthday famalam

>Another one of my friends got a GF and I'm still a KV
>none of the girls on OKCupid reply back
sometimes I wonder why I still bother

same thing happened to me but i had it yesterday. didn't even go out

turned into a wizard

>Became a chef in a fancy-casual restaurant
>Eating all kinds of luxuriance food on a daily basis while still losing weight
>couple of poons away from 10% bf
>tfw the crew call me 'The big guy' everyday
>tfw they all ask me to do stuff they can't (picking lmao 1pl8 worth of potatoes)
>tfw respected by everyone

It would be a whole other story if i was some dyel loser, i sure am glad i filled my time with liftan when i was a borderline NEET.

faurk we're all gonna make it

Thank you Veeky Forums. I hate myself for wishing people remember my birthday. I wish I was above that.

Might you cast us a spell, mighty wizard?

Q on that: are all gay men wizards?

F

done

next time you are at a gym you will be able to set a PR for a lift of your choice

>Order Powerlift 3 Limit Editions (my first owg shoes)
>Get them on Wednesday
>Injure myself the next day
>Can't go the gym atm
I just want to try my new shoes, I hate not exercising :(

lmao are you me? i just bought leistungs and twisted my leg today when i was about to try them

Only if you're a top

I realized there really isn't any part of my day I actually enjoy. Besides maybe the brief period on Sunday morning when I have the house to myself and drink coffee and watch a movie.

You can do it breh I believe

>qt "mini" boss suddenly got beef against me
>she knows I'm out traveling on monday, I filed a leave
>she suddenly tells everyone in our group chat if they want to go out for a team lunch
Bad news, I'm probably getting axed, good news, everyone in the company wants me and I will probably just get moved to a different team.
Or the shit I fear the most - big boss actually wants me in this team because I'm doing so fucking great, so he'll probably just tell her to deal with it and she'll be a constant bitch meanwhile I'm the best guy ever.

Also, why is getting ef/fa/y so expensive? God damn.

this cut is driving me insane... I am depressed with this world, nothing makes sense anymore, I am not fat, I don't have weight problems, I just have to burn the last bit of fat around the sides and belly.....

please help me better count my calories, or would you guys please rate my diet log this week? I can post it here if you want

Love it.

>today is HIIT-sprints
>whole fucking country is frozen

> Hard boiled Eggs
> Greek Yogurt
> Protein Shake
> Wheat Bagels

Cutting is not that hard.

Thank you mighty wizard, I shall not fail you.

I keep losing weight and gaining it back. I can't keep it off and it's frustrating.
That, and I hate going to the gym without music, I just want to zone out and not hearing people slamming shit and the god awful top 40.

Gf just broke up with me because of my body dismorphia

Hold me brehs

>t. robbie rotten

I eat greek yogurt and whole bread as staples, the calorie counting itself drives me insane because i am paranoid and neurotic

Just had mega diarhhea, got up from the toilet then my stomach started hurting again and let loose again 10 seconds later AFTER WIPING DIARHHEA for 5 minutes. Thanksgiving dindin had something bad

I broke a promise I made for a friend lads

>squats didn't prepare me for this Veeky Forums
Literally pic related.
Don't spill your spaghetti, user, I believe in you

if you're snacking a lot that's what's doing it. we've been through this with you before.

go to the gym and work out fat ass.

Not good m8.

do u live with wife and kids?

Got cucked by a long-term friend. Lost a girl and a friend in one day. Feelsbadman

>spend 1ish year in gym doing meme-machines while losing 25kg, no gains
>do 5months of ss, eating 3k calories a day
>gain much more fat than muscle
>start hating how i look
>start cutting, lose all gains and still look like a fatty fat
>next year ill make it, r-right?

iktfb
At some point you'll have to do an honest audit of what you're getting out of this, if it's more pain than profit you'll have to make a tough choice

>my ex made me finally feel like a normie
>back to posting sad frog pictures again

I have an internet addiction and if I try to quit I end up eating junk food. I am not productive at all.

One month or more since I last fucked (venezuelan 9.5/10 high test as fuck). Next week I have 4 dates. Brazillian/Sevillana,2 Canarias, colombian (this is actually tomorrow). Christmas its usually my time. Gurls want that thicc broad shoulders to warm them.

One more coffee and I'll hit the gym. Going to begin with seated dumbell OHP to improve my stalled stand OHP @90kgs, kinda want to begin, i feel its my last step to 2plateOHP.

I want a job so I can hop on dat dere test and become the manwhore I want to be until existencialism ruins what I really want to be the most crazed cumrag years of my life.

I may collaborate to the end of humanity by gestating some sort of uber infection because I plan to stick mah dick in every nationality.

Hooked up with random girl on tinder. First time doing it and came super fast. I actually liked her and would like to get to know her but I put too much pressure on myself and made things awkward.

I haven't texted her yet and I'm almost afraid to. She probably won't respond.

Return to fb u disgusting chad wat r u doing here.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I moved over a year ago and haven't made friends pretty much the entire time outside of people that I've worked with and even then never did anything outside of work with them. and tfwnogf entire time too. loneliness is rough

Got a gf and she's basically everything I wanted but she's a virgin and every time things get hot and heavy she moves my hand away when I reach for the pussy. I don't want to push it but this shit is getting frustrating.

I guess I'll just keep trying until she let's it happen.

ask her why she does it and if she just continues this without saying even anything leave her...

bro, virgins girls are great. If she doesnt open her legs right away than that is a good thing. It proves that she isnt a slut and actually has value.

Sure after a while it gets annoying and it depends on how long you are dating and how old you both are.

T. guy who had to wait10 months for sex (We did some manual work in the meantime) but is in a happy relationship for 3.5 years.

>can't be fucked to get started with an assignment that has to be done sunday
>will probably have to rewrite most of the 7 pages this qt I'm paired with wrote, she just described the process of each step and failed to justify the reasoning behind them.

What do you mean by manual work?
And congrats, she sounds nice.

>just realized I have to paraphrase pretty much everything she wrote too or it will end up being too long
Is it a dick move to rewrite all her shit?

handjobs and eating her out and fingering

it is nice

Had an interview for school and have no idea how I did. It was a 3 part thing, an interview worth 50%, a skill test worth 25%, and a 190 multiple choice worth 25%. There's only enough spots for half of the applicants. So nervous feel

journal excerpts

Don’t confuse discomfort in routine change for dislike of the task
Many millions worldwide would trade anything to have your ‘worst days’.
If you constantly discipline yourself to respond the same way to a ‘cue’, in time it will become automatic.
You won’t appreciate what don’t suffer for.
You have no right to be impatient for results in this short life, lay back and enjoy the journey.

yep, nothing wrong here

I have almost everything people dream of yet I feel empty. Lifting makes me usually feel good, but today is rest day.
What should I do? I already refused to spend the night with friends.

should i call the doctor and ask for anti depressants again that didnt work last time or do the micro dosed LSD that did work last time?

Does anyone else have to work the black friday midnight shift here? I work at a fucking walgreens and although I can't complain due to me not really doing fuck all for 8 hours, people don't seem to understand that the monotony that comes from an unfulfilling job by doing absolutely nothing is absolutely depressing.

How the fuck do I have the willpower to finish college and get through this shitty job knowing ill just end up in crippling debt working as a barista anyway

if you want the grade, you have to do it yourself, no exceptions. Even at graduate level courses, working in groups for academic purposes is absolutely a fucking waste of time. You either know how to work with people in a job setting or you follow, I never understood why teachers put people into groups when one person does all the work anyway.

I hate working with people so when the professor assigned me a group to work with, I told them all to basically fuck off and let me do all the work, which resulted in 5 hours in adobe premiere for the video I made myself

What do you think I got though? A perfect score.

But I mean, she's written 7 pages and I've done nothing so far. It's not particularly good or even competent as I said, but it is still a lot. Properly referenced too.

And I mean we're not getting a grade on this anyway, it's just pass/fail.

well then at that point it's just gauging how much of a pushover your professor is going to be

do you think you'll be able to seal the deal even if you did pay up? Keep trying to work on yourself, you don't see a great deal of stories where people's quality of life improved vastly after losing there virginity for the sake of it. Life's too short and I care about you too much for you to be sad about this for too long.

As it currently stands, she has not really answered the assignment in any measurable way and the limit is 12 pages.

time to make a choice, my friend

it is unless you let her know and back it up with logic, she might even respect u for it but dont get your hopes up kid nothing personnel

I went auto pilot for 3 months, Just work and Gym..
Yesterday i went almost snap city, now i don't know what to do anymore too scared to pull any weight
I am slowly learning to accept my fate

She wanted to meet up tomorrow and talk about it, but I can't really get much done without rewriting her shit.