> deadlifts
> never felt so alive
deadlifts
Gabriel Anderson
Luke Harris
>clean and jerk
>i jerk then clean
Aaron Gutierrez
>hehe it's really funny
>it actually isn't
Levi Collins
>squat
>
Austin Edwards
>decline bench
>do it anyway
Dominic Williams
>farmer walks
>never cultiavted any grains in my life
Austin Hernandez
>repost
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ryder Butler
>OHP 135lbs
>a joke doesn't actually go over my head
Ryan Williams
>benchpress
>never pressing the actual bench
Xavier Thomas
> Romanian Deadlifts.
> Kicked out for cultural appropriation.
Cooper Rogers
>skull crushers
>skull remains uncrushed
Eli Phillips
>Romanian Deadlifts
>Mr Dracula himself
Jaxon Ross
>military press
>Never shot a gun in my life
Chase Howard
>Thanksgiving
>I paid for this shit, fuck off
Nicholas Ortiz
>flyes
>never get airborn
Kayden Powell
>tricep extensions
>my insertions are still shit
Tyler Clark
> Curls
> Have straight hair.
Colton Green
>calf raises
>don't even own a cow
Nathaniel Ward
>rows
>not on a boat
Elijah Reed
> Leg extensions
> Stay the same height
Michael Gutierrez
>Deficite Deadlift
>Need surplus in elevation
Austin Miller
> Kettlebell
> Doesn't boil water or make a ringing sound.
Nolan Clark
>military press
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Carter Phillips
tfw when you weigh 176 lbs but can only diddy 352
Oliver Brown
>donkey kicks
>voted for trump
Gavin Robinson
What book is this out of?
Aiden Johnson
Amen, OP. Amen.
Zachary Brown
>deadlifts
still alive but never lift
William Walker
>GOMAD
>am calm
Austin Jackson
Luis Bell
>Lying leg curl
>Telling the truth