That first sip

>that first sip

>Fosters
Literally homeless people beer

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fuckin shit beer man not even drinking stubbie you absolute dunny drinkin get some ace vitamin b you drongo kunt you are either some seppo kunt takin the piss or some feral from the back of bourke thinkin he knows a thing or two about gettin rotten fucking not the full quid are you mongrel kunt now post some real fucking beer you yobbo kunt

>the fair dinkum aussie brew

t. too young to get beer on his own

bugger off abbo

get fucked seppo kunt im as black as the cumstain i left on your mums face m8 now fuck off back to kuntville before i turn your balls into bicycle pedals and backpedal them up your arse you absolute derro dill

>he drinks fosters

You think prime sheilas hang around with losers who drink fosters, they are busy sucking Gazza's dick while he eats SNAGS and drinks VB

>not drinking VB

soft cunts

literally piles of fosters behind the dumpster at my work from homeless people.

lmao OP u fucked up

thats a good cobber this fuckin seppo kunts stand out like dogs balls couldnt organise a root in a brothel with fistful of fivers and a franger on their old fella its fucking rubbish ive had a gutful of these shonky whackas

also crack open a vb ya kunts

its a fuckin seppo drink now anyhow m8 talk about comin a guster poofter op

fosters is ass

That first sip with the blue hearts really gets my blood going

>that first bite

fuck me who actually drinks fosters, it's piss they sell to tourists by marketing it as aussie beer

if you want something cold and refreshing get boags premium or go for cooper's or little creatures if you want something a bit more flavourfull

t. autismo maximo

Probably can't afford Fosters, LOL fag

what are blue hearts? Also that first spark of the day

GTFO with your Protestant pisswater

kek u must be trolling. desu i can only drink craft beer now cuz im a spoiled seattle beer fag. feel sorry for you if you think fosters is better than piss.

>seattle
>hipster scum
LOL enjoy your PBR, poorfag. Try taking a shower once in a while.

defs vb/carlton draught
followed by the rest
they are god tier fuckin beers m8

get rekt sad kunt you worthless seppo bogan kunt who voluntarily drinks piss from a can you drongo kunt

stay cranky you dunny rat poofter

>get rekt sad kunt you worthless seppo bogan kunt who voluntarily drinks piss from a can you drongo kunt
Google Translate actually showed me search results for specialists in treating severe autism. Of course I think there's no cure for you.
>t. tripfag/namefag

God Australians are so fucked

ITT: poofs